Dear All Fast Food Workers,
Are you kidding me? Like, really, is this you trolling all the world to get some sort of reaction? Seems the only rational thing, because how in the name of FUCK do you deserve to make $15.00 an hour for standing around with your friends, shoveling pre-cooked food into containers you then throw at people who pay you for it? Fast food was always the joke job parents threw in their kid’s faces when they were slackers, and for good reason: THEY ARE SHIT JOBS. It’s the service industry, and all you are doing is taking orders and serving pre-made food. It not only takes NO education, but judging from most of your social skills, charisma and charm are not much of a prerequisite, either. So I just need to know. What in God’s name makes you think you are worthy of a $15.00 minimum wage? Do you guys and gals resuscitate animals in the back room or something? Working on the cure for Cancer in between flash frying spuds? Come on, give me something, because I am about to tear you apart…..