How goes it, man? I imagine it goes pretty well. Billions of dollars and the ability to wear hoodies everywhere. Every shitty American’s dream, right? Crazy to think how you achieved that by stealing someone else’s better idea than yours. Again, so American. I am surprised you don’t have flag stripes tattooed on your dick. I mean, I don’t know that you don’t, but whatever. Your Asian wife could find that off-putting, now that I think about it. Anyway, I am actually writing you this on an open forum for a very particular reason. You see, Facebook doesn’t really have any customer service. Why? Because you know you will get flayed for your shittiness, and don’t want to deal with that. It’s cool, it fits with how you built your name. Cowardice and backwards business practices. All good, but I am having a HUGE issue with your social media platform, and thought if I couldn’t get hold of you directly, maybe if I was a shady dick like you, it would work for me like it’s worked for you, so here we are. I actually just wanted to take a moment to ask you publicly about how you are dealing with people’s public Facebook profiles as of late. You know, that thing where you take away “likes” of people who are inactive. But let’s be real for a second and call it what it really is. You are deleting likes from pages that don’t fucking pay to promote their posts. That is extremely fucked up, and you need to be called out about it by someone who is as much of a smug prick as you. That, my friend, would be me right now. I’M that guy. Let’s dance.