Sometimes, late at night, I scroll these pics and cry. I mean, um, cool pics, huh?
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You have to admit, the internet is full of things that could best be described as “oddly sexy“.
Things that shouldn’t be sexy, but somehow are anyway.
The grotesque merging with the beautiful. The stunning meshing with the ugly.
Sometimes, it is the merging of two things that just do not seem to go together.
A sort of duality.
Other times, it is a pic that can cause you to crane your neck, just a little.
Maybe there is exposed flesh, but also, something otherworldly.
That is the beauty of things we perceive as sexy. Sexy means very different things to very different people.
And we are on the internet,so who are we to judge?
So this will be a new section on my site called BE FRIENDS WITH ME. How it will work is simple. I will pick a writer, actor, author or a musician, and I will write an open letter to them, asking them to be my friend. It may seem like a simple idea, but because […]
What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
And was there anything about that film that you enjoyed?
I am asking because I love bad films.
I am not really sure when or how this started.
I think it began unintentionally in my childhood, when all the films that seemed to come out aimed at children were all inexplicably terrible.
I was just a wee child, so I had no idea they were terrible, so my taste for bad films must have sprouted back then, like a seedling.
Since then it has grown into a full on tree, and I can honestly say I spent a good chunk of time in the last three years devoted to seeking out terrible films.
To me, there is a certain sense of anarchistic art when it comes to bad film making. To be truly terrible, every single factor needs to be bad:
It all needs to add together to form a perfect storm of terrible, that becomes almost zen-like when you watch it.
Dip on over and check it out, if for nothing else than to see the movie about the bed that eats people.
In a perfect world, I would watch Tyrion slap the shit of you for five hours straight.
I jest, rest assured.
I am writing you to let you know I detest you,
and I wanted to thank you for that.
I cannot recall a moment in time when I abhorred a teenager more.
Though the world makes jokes about Justin Bieber,
he is a harmless lesbian.
You, on the other hand, are a thankless,smug, cowardice piece of garbage,
and honestly, I missed hating someone with this much passion,
so I want to thank you for reminding me that fire still burns so intensely in me.
Though I know not what is in store for you
(and for you spoiler hounds, I don’t want to know)
I can only imagine I will have my payoff, eventually.
Hopefully, your death will be slow and drawn out,
and I shall makes your inevitable screams for mercy my ringtone.
For now, though, before the blade falls and fate has met you where you stand,
I will thank you.
For being so much of a prick that I hate you like you are a real person and not a TV character.
That takes skill.
Just pictures. More and more pictures. Amazing pictures, hand chosen by me, and overflowing with awesome. Peruse and enjoy.
To say that Heath Ledger’s performance as The Joker was riveting is still an understatement.
Though his solo screen time in the film equals a little over ten minutes, for those collected ten minutes, you can’t blink.
I remember I had to pee SO BADLY for the latter half of that film, and I just stayed there and suffered,
not willing to miss any of his turn as the enigmatic prankster with a penchant towards anarchy and chaos.
Ledger’s Joker is still easily one of the most captivating film performances of all time.
Made even more dark and surreal by the death of Heath Ledger from an overdose not long after portraying The Joker.
He brings a sort of drugged out drawl to him that nobody saw coming,
and it really does stand as one of the best villain portrayals ever put on film.
Youtube channel “The Cussing Channel” created this supercut of all the scenes involving just the Joker.
It really shows you just how dynamic a performance it was,
and just like the first time I saw it, I can never look away.
Chilling and thoroughly engrossing.
Though I have no doubt The Dark Knight Rises will be an epic film,
there is no chance anyone in that film will be able to touch what Ledger pulled off.
The irony is that the Joker did end up killing Ledger, albeit not with his own hands.
Old Boy, a Korean Revenge Thriller, has one of the most brutal fight scenes ever put on film.
It is all done in one take, shot wide so you can see what is happening on all sides.
You know those scenes in action movies where one guy kills about 30 guys and doesn’t get hit once?
Yes, this is NOT one of those scenes.
It never pans away. It shows you the violence your minds think it won’t.
And it is all done with a visual flair that makes the whole scene look almost underwater,
with a surreal, steely blue tone to the whole scene.
If you have not seen Oldboy, do so now.
But be forewarned: It takes you on a truly unsettling ride that sits with you long after you see it.
There you go.