My name is Remy, and I live a quietly domesticated life in a small nook, just outside of Boston.
I am a unicorn wrangler just living the dream. I got the job based solely on my looks, so that should give you an idea of the low standards required of unicorn wranglers.
When not wrangling imaginary beasts, I write for Unreality, as well as a slew of other sites, including this one.
Truth is, the site is like a cruel mistress who I am madly in love with.
I know I should be doing something more productive and more meaningful, but I love the punishment.
I think of this place as a sort of literary, pop-culture infused version of Chuck E. Cheese for adults. Or atleast people who pretend to be adults.
If you guys keep reading it, I will keep writing it. Like I said, a cruel mistress.
And I would have it no other way.