Remy

Remy


Registered on Friday the 11th of May, 2012

Website: http://www.remycarreiro.com
My name is Remy and I like to write about stuff and things. My goal with this website is not so much to change the world, but to entertain people with attention spans as short as mine. Oh look! A penny...

Posts by Remy ¬

  1. Jul 23, 2015I Asked My REMlins For A List of Weird Music Videos, This Is What I Got….
  2. Jul 20, 20155 Movies You NEED To Watch On Netflix Right Now (as Of 7/20/2015)
  3. Jul 13, 2015The Weekly Weird: The Horrifying (and True) Case Of Edward Mordake
  4. Jul 9, 2015Dear Courtney Love: We All Know What You Did
  5. Jul 6, 2015Funny Games, Foreign Horror, and Home Invasions: Oh My
  6. Jun 14, 2015Worst Thing Ever: That Feeling When You Know a Storm is Coming….
  7. Jun 10, 2015Hot Girls Wanted: The Documentary That Shows The Real Horrors Of “Amateur” Porn
  8. Jun 8, 2015The Weekly Weird: Big Bird Was Almost A Crew Member On Space Shuttle Challenger
  9. Jun 2, 2015Calvin and Hobbes: The Final Goodbye
  10. May 31, 20155 Awful Things We Have To Accept About Zombie Apocalypse
  11. May 27, 2015Weekly Weird: The Train Accident and the Calls From A Dead Man
  12. May 24, 2015Why Haven’t You Seen It: They Came Together
  13. May 20, 2015Why The F*ck Do We Need An “Earth Flag?”
  14. May 19, 2015The Mystery of Elisa Lam and the Creepiest Video Ever
  15. May 17, 20155 Fun Movies That Will Bring A Smile To Your Broken Face
  16. May 12, 2015Montage of Heck: It’s Like Downward Spiraling With Kurt Cobain Himself
  17. May 11, 2015That Time My Evil Ex Tried To Feed Ham To Satan While Naked at 3.a.m.
  18. May 7, 2015How To Be Badass in Movies 101: The Symbolism of the Apples in Film
  19. May 5, 2015Underground Culture: Dopest Smoke Shop Around, Straight Up
  20. Apr 30, 2015Why ‘Idiocracy’ is the Scariest Movie Ever Made
  21. Apr 26, 2015Puppies, Sunflowers, And Sherbet: An Article For Those Who Think I’m Too Cynical
  22. Apr 23, 2015My Three Years Watching the 100 Most Disturbing Movies Ever Made: A Teaser
  23. Apr 19, 2015Evelyn McHale: The Most Beautiful Suicide Ever Committed
  24. Apr 14, 2015The Winter from Hell (or) Being The True Story Of A New Englander Leaving His House For The First Time In Three Months
  25. Apr 9, 2015Win An Inn in Maine and Change Your Life: It’s That Easy (Contest)
  26. Apr 6, 20155 Powerful Movies About Male Adolescence You Need Watch on Netflix Right Now
  27. Apr 1, 2015Warning: Stupid, Prerequisite, and Transparent April Fool’s Day Article Ahead
  28. Mar 26, 2015F*cked in the Facebook: My Open Letter To Mark Zuckerberg
  29. Mar 24, 2015Did You See That? The Dog Tossing From ‘Mr. Nanny’ with Hulk Hogan
  30. Mar 21, 2015The Jaded Gamer © Explores Overused Tropes and Gameplay Mechanics
  31. Mar 17, 20157 Creepy, Freaky, And Funny Killer Clown Movies
  32. Mar 15, 2015Remy Rant: In the Age of Hacked Phones, Why Do Celebrities Still Take Nudes?
  33. Mar 9, 2015How To Use Chinese Food To Determine If Your Friends Are Idiots
  34. Mar 2, 20155 Movies That Make You Feel AWFUL For Their Lead Character
  35. Feb 22, 2015How Derren Brown Used A Fake Game Show to Ultimately Prove Humanity is Broken
  36. Feb 16, 2015Is Jared Leto’s Joker a Direct Result of His Brilliant Role As Rayon in ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club’?
  37. Feb 15, 2015I Figured Out How To Handle Our Little Snow Problem in the Northeast
  38. Feb 9, 2015More Great Horror Movies to Watch On Netflix U.S Right Now (as of 2/09/2015)
  39. Feb 5, 2015Try New Xanalium ®: The Miracle, Cure-All Drug for Anything
  40. Feb 2, 2015Why We All Wanna F*ck Bill Murray
  41. Jan 26, 2015Black Mirror: The Best TV Show Not Enough Of You Are Watching
  42. Jan 21, 2015Be Like Buzzfeed: The Curse of Modern Internet Journalism
  43. Jan 18, 2015Six Movies That F*cked Me All Up (and One I Knew Better Than To Even Watch)
  44. Jan 13, 2015Understanding The Immortal and Ageless Appeal of Audrey Hepburn
  45. Jan 6, 20152014: Dr. Strangelife (or) How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love an Awful Year
  46. Dec 30, 2014From Aliens to The ABC’s: The 12 Best Horror Movies of 2014
  47. Dec 23, 2014A Very Merry Christmas (or) Happy Whatever To My REMlins
  48. Dec 17, 20146 Christmas Movies You Can Watch on Netflix Right Now
  49. Dec 14, 2014The Two Evil Christmas Songs That Should Have A Baby Together….
  50. Dec 8, 20145 Movie Families We Can All Relate To (But Refuse To Admit It)
  51. Dec 3, 2014The 10 Best Movies of 2014: Remy’s Picks
  52. Nov 30, 2014So Shia LeBeouf Got Raped During His Art Show…
  53. Nov 23, 2014Fakebook: How Social Media Is Ruining Everyone’s Self-Esteem
  54. Nov 20, 2014My Thoughts On Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac
  55. Nov 17, 2014Why Haven’t You Seen It: Mr. Nobody
  56. Nov 12, 2014An Open Letter To Those Who Get Depressed Around The Holidays
  57. Nov 10, 2014Love: The Best and Worst Thing That Will Ever Happen To You
  58. Oct 30, 2014You Need To Watch This: Flesh Computer
  59. Oct 27, 2014HULUween: The 5 Best Horror Movies To Watch On Hulu For Halloween
  60. Oct 22, 2014Extreme Haunts (Or) Why I Don’t Go To Haunted Attractions During Halloween
  61. Oct 19, 2014Halloween Hit List: 10 Must Watch Horror Movies On Netflix
  62. Oct 14, 2014What To Watch While You Are Dying From Ebola: 5 End Of The World Movies On Netflix
  63. Oct 7, 2014My Thoughts On The Travesty That Is “No More Saturday Morning Cartoons”
  64. Sep 30, 2014My Pitch For Syfy’s First Fully Self-Aware Movie: Space Bears
  65. Sep 28, 2014Escapism or Sadism: Why Do We Like Dark Movies?
  66. Sep 23, 2014Some Quick Notes About Last Week’s Orgy
  67. Sep 17, 20145 Horror Films To Watch on Netflix (as of 9/17/2014)
  68. Sep 12, 2014Uncle Joey and Alanis: Why You Oughta Know Might Be the Funniest Song Ever Written
  69. Sep 9, 2014Autism, Empathy, and Emptiness: Why You Need To See The United States of Leland
  70. Sep 4, 20146 (More) Videos That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
  71. Sep 1, 2014Labor Day: A Sweet Goodbye to the Summer of my Discontent
  72. Aug 21, 2014Another Messed Up Movie (You Need to See): Downloading Nancy
  73. Aug 15, 2014The Time My False Bravado Caused Me To Jump Out of a Plane At 10,000 Feet To Impress a Girl
  74. Jul 30, 2014My Interview With Lauren Ashley Carter (of Jug Face and The Woman) About Hollywood, Gender, and Cheese
  75. Jul 29, 2014Was Creed The Worst Band of all Time: Let’s Discuss
  76. Jul 24, 2014Five Achilles Cutting Scenes That Will Leave You Unable To Walk
  77. Jul 21, 2014The PG-13 Kill Rule (and How PG-13 Has Ruined Cinema)
  78. Jul 16, 2014Can We Talk About Pig the Dog for a Second?
  79. Jul 14, 2014Fear and Loathing in Walmart: The Worst Place To Be While on LSD
  80. Jul 9, 2014Hey You: You Never Get Knocked Out and I am Proud of You
  81. Jul 8, 2014My Interview With Pollyanna McIntosh About Her New Film, Let Us Prey
  82. Jul 3, 2014Happy July 4th, Everybody!
  83. Jul 1, 2014Five Very F*cked Up Movies Streaming On Netflix, Right Now (as of 6/25/14)
  84. Jun 25, 2014The Traumatizing and True Story of the Time My Dick Turned Black
  85. Jun 24, 2014So Begins An Uncensored, New Chapter of My Life
  86. Jun 19, 2014You Ever Hear The Titanic PCP Story?
  87. Jun 17, 2014Why You Need To Watch Big Bad Wolves On Netflix, Right Now
  88. Jun 10, 2014I Want To Start A Social Media Site Based On Bartering ®
  89. Jun 4, 2014Koala Bears Are Nasty as F*ck: A Public Service Message
  90. Jun 3, 2014Why I Think JJ Abrams Might Actually Be Able to Save Star Wars
  91. May 30, 2014Happy Two Year Anniversary, My REMlins!
  92. May 29, 2014Six Unforgettable Quotes from Horror Films
  93. May 27, 2014A Remy Challenge: Find Me A Horror Movie I Have Never Seen (and Have It Scare Me)
  94. May 19, 2014The Suicide Bandage (or) How I Learned To Live After Death
  95. May 15, 2014My Advice To Aspiring Writers
  96. May 13, 2014Five Sites and Magazines I Would Love To Write For
  97. May 8, 2014Motorhead or Boy Band Song Title: Can You Tell The Difference?
  98. May 6, 2014Six Cartoon Characters Who Are Clearly Stoned
  99. May 1, 2014How Romance Films Doom All Our Relationships To Failure
  100. Apr 29, 2014The Five Reasons Most Horror Movies Fail
  101. Apr 24, 2014Why All Teenagers Need A Smack In The Face Right Now
  102. Apr 22, 2014The Batman Diaries: My First Night On the Job
  103. Apr 17, 2014The Five Kinds of People You Meet at Concerts and Festivals
  104. Apr 15, 2014Oldboy and Why The Very Concept Of “American Remakes” Is An Insult To True Fans of Film
  105. Apr 10, 2014The Haunting Case of the On-Air Suicide of a Female Reporter
  106. Apr 8, 2014Why The Goonies 2 Announcement Is The Worst Idea I Have Ever Heard In The History Of Ideas
  107. Apr 3, 2014Why Mathew McConaughey Is My Spirit Animal
  108. Apr 1, 2014Five Horror Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix, Right Now
  109. Mar 27, 2014A Warning To All Bad Drivers: You May Want To Be Careful Who You Mess With
  110. Mar 25, 2014How I Almost Shut Down RemyCarreiro.com, Yet One Soul Saved It (and Doesn’t Even Know It)
  111. Mar 19, 2014I am Doing Private Commissions: Ten Dollars, Five Hundred Words, Anything Goes
  112. Mar 17, 2014The Bitter Irony of My Birthday Being on Saint Patrick’s Day
  113. Mar 13, 2014How Ren N’ Stimpy Helped Inspire The Mindf*ck That Is Modern Kid’s Television
  114. Mar 11, 2014A Nation of Drug Zombies with OxyContin to Thank
  115. Mar 6, 2014Five Simple Reasons Why Bunnies Make The Best Pets in the World
  116. Mar 4, 2014Five (More) Documentaries To Watch on Netflix Right Now (as of 3/1/2014)
  117. Feb 27, 2014Five Super Mario Sound Effects All Women Should Use During Sex
  118. Feb 26, 2014What Is Better Than Cats Mashed Up With Classic Cinema? Nothing.
  119. Feb 20, 2014Trepanning (or) The Art of Drilling A Hole In Your Own Skull
  120. Feb 18, 2014Be Careful: You Are Surrounded by Assholes
  121. Feb 12, 2014Why Valentine’s Day is a Farce
  122. Feb 11, 2014Six Movie “Love Stories” That Will Make You Want To Shoot Yourself
  123. Feb 5, 2014Dear Horror Directors, I Need Your Help
  124. Jan 30, 2014Why Human Service Workers Are The Unspoken Heroes of Society
  125. Jan 28, 2014Soul-Stealing Cinema: The Seasoning House
  126. Jan 20, 2014Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day (and Some Facts About It That May Blow Your Mind)
  127. Jan 16, 2014How Meeting Muppeteer Jerry Nelson Changed My Life
  128. Jan 14, 2014A Quick Warning To All VINE Thieves
  129. Jan 10, 2014Scenes That Scared Me: The Poughkeepsie Tapes
  130. Jan 7, 2014We Need To Talk About What’s Between This New Reporter’s Legs
  131. Jan 2, 2014The Real Reason Pirates Wear Eye Patches
  132. Dec 31, 2013Director’s Cut: The Five Most Popular Articles from RemyCarreiro.com in 2013
  133. Dec 24, 2013Merry Christmas from RemyCarreiro.com
  134. Dec 23, 2013My First Piece Runs on BloodyDisgusting.com Today!
  135. Dec 23, 2013Six Awesome Christmas Songs You’ve Never Heard From 90’s Bands
  136. Dec 19, 2013My Interview With Jug Face Director Chad Crawford Kinkle
  137. Dec 17, 2013The Psychological Disorders Each of the Major Peanuts Characters Represent
  138. Dec 11, 2013Five More Amazing Movies From 2013 You Need To Watch on Netflix (U.S) Right Now (as of 12/11/2013)
  139. Dec 9, 2013RemyCarreiro.com Has Changes Coming, Stay Tuned For Details…
  140. Dec 4, 2013Be Careful: Christmas Season is Here, Which Means Everyone Goes Full-Retard
  141. Dec 1, 2013We Are Tragedy Vampires: Paul Walker, Death, and Celebrity Worship
  142. Nov 29, 2013Why The Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Special Was The Most WTF Thing Ever
  143. Nov 26, 2013Ten Inexplicably Hilarious Black Metal Photos
  144. Nov 21, 2013Check Out The Badass Adventure Time Sword Storm The Castle Made Me
  145. Nov 19, 2013Six Music Videos That Make You Feel ǝʞıן noʎ ǝɹɐ uo sƃnɹp
  146. Nov 18, 2013WooHoo: RemyCarreiro.com Reached Two Million Hits (and Changes Coming)
  147. Nov 14, 2013Five Documentaries You NEED To Watch On Netflix As Of 11/13/13
  148. Nov 12, 2013Why Teachers Who Perpetuate Bullying Are Worse Than The Bullies
  149. Nov 7, 2013File Under WTF: Feline AIDS (or) F.I.V
  150. Nov 5, 2013Some Simple Steps To Help Cope With the Tragedy of Suicide
  151. Oct 30, 2013The Six Scariest Video Games I’ve Ever Played
  152. Oct 28, 2013Jenny’s First Time Fell On A Halloween
  153. Oct 24, 2013The Five Scariest Books I’ve Ever Read
  154. Oct 22, 2013The Five Best Horror Graphic Novels I Have Ever Read
  155. Oct 17, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2013
  156. Oct 15, 2013The True Story Of The Time That Kid Tried To Murder Me In His Basement
  157. Oct 14, 2013So Begins My Two Weeks of Terror and Horror at RemyCarreiro.com
  158. Oct 10, 2013Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Stuck In A Loop?
  159. Oct 8, 2013Housewives, Whores, or Victims: Hollywood’s War Against Women
  160. Oct 7, 2013I Survived BTK: A Documentary That Will Eat Part of Your Soul
  161. Oct 3, 2013The Defining Moment When Heisenberg Took Over Walter White’s Life on Breaking Bad
  162. Oct 1, 2013Kid Cudi and Tyler the Creator in Boston Friday for Cud Life Tour: A Game Changer
  163. Sep 26, 2013My Top Five “Guilty Pleasure” Movies
  164. Sep 24, 2013That Time My Homophobic Homosexual Boss Tried To Use A GTA Game To Entrap Me
  165. Sep 19, 2013The Most Concise Grand Theft Auto 5 Review You Will Ever Read
  166. Sep 17, 2013The Last Laugh: The Man Who Killed The Joker
  167. Sep 13, 2013Six Scrumptiously Sensual Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  168. Sep 11, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: RZA
  169. Sep 5, 2013Six More Horror Movies You Need to Watch On Netflix Right Now (as of 9/5/13)
  170. Sep 3, 2013Why Do We Equate Success With Selling Out in Pop Culture
  171. Aug 29, 2013Pedophiles and Autism: Why Fun Size Is One of the Most Messed Up Movies Ever Made
  172. Aug 27, 2013The Lies of Bathroom Etiquette: I Need To Teach Men How To Pee Properly
  173. Aug 22, 2013Six Movie Scenes That Utterly Traumatized Me As A Child
  174. Aug 19, 2013The Spoiled Generation: Is Technology Ruining Modern Childhood?
  175. Aug 14, 2013So THAT’S How Michael Jackson Did The Lean Move From Smooth Criminal
  176. Aug 13, 2013Six Mainstream Music Videos Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind
  177. Aug 8, 2013Why I am Slightly Obsessed With The Dyatlov Pass Incident
  178. Aug 5, 2013My Disney Trip From Hell Part 3: The Loneliest Place on Earth (or) Beheadings
  179. Aug 1, 2013Egocentricity At Its Finest: Six Other Remys From Pop Fiction
  180. Jul 31, 2013Two Sentence Horror Stories, Written By Yours Truly (And A Contest!)
  181. Jul 29, 2013Another Messed-Up Movie: Dogtooth
  182. Jul 25, 2013Why Chopped Is My (No Longer) Secret Television Addiction
  183. Jul 24, 2013Five Incredibly Badass Dads from Modern Cinema
  184. Jul 22, 2013When Murderers Brag: Five Serial Killers In Their Own Words
  185. Jul 18, 2013Space Gorillas: Five Pitches For SyFy Channel Movies (or) Why SyFy Should Hire Me As a Writer
  186. Jul 17, 2013Why Obi-Wan Kenobi Was A Sociopath and the Obvious Antagonist of the Star Wars Saga
  187. Jul 15, 2013My Five Favorite (Secretly) Gay Bromances from Popular Fiction
  188. Jul 11, 2013Let’s Take A Moment To Bask In The Under Appreciated Brilliance Of Jemaine Clement
  189. Jul 9, 2013Why City High’s WHAT WOULD YOU DO Is The Unintentionally Funniest Song Ever Written
  190. Jul 8, 2013Do Not Read This: Regina Kay Walters Final Moments (or) The Photo That Took A Part Of My Soul
  191. Jul 8, 2013Next Person Who Invites Me To Play Zynga I Am Going To Punch In The Throat
  192. Jul 7, 2013Miracles in Disguise: Why Society Needs To Shake The Stigma Of Autism As A Bad Word
  193. Jul 5, 2013Drugs: uo ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ sǝıʌoɯ xıs
  194. Jul 3, 2013Five Musicians Who Say They’ve Sold Their Souls To Satan
  195. Jul 2, 2013Hit and Run: That Time This Kid I Worked With Bragged About Running “Something” Over (and It Ended Up Being A Person)
  196. Jun 29, 2013How Miami Connection Might Just Be New “Best Worst Movie” I Ever Saw
  197. Jun 28, 2013How I Would Redefine The Zombie Genre
  198. Jun 27, 2013The Defective Detective: Remy Noir
  199. Jun 25, 2013Four Places Where The Employees Have An Overly Inflated Sense of Self Importance
  200. Jun 24, 2013The Most Profound Movie Experience I Ever Had Was…
  201. Jun 18, 2013How The Evil Dead Remake Ruined Horror Movies For Me (In The Best Way Possible)
  202. Jun 17, 2013The Pockmarked Ghost of a Warrior Poet: My Drunken Night With the Spirit of Charles Bukowski
  203. Jun 15, 2013Give Your Dad A Bear Hug: Happy Father’s Day
  204. Jun 13, 2013Six Documentaries That Will Change The Way You Think
  205. Jun 12, 2013Calling All Webmasters…
  206. Jun 11, 2013The Time That Crazy Girl Drove Into A Tree While I Was Tripping On Acid
  207. Jun 6, 2013Five Truly Nihilist Movies You May Not Have Seen
  208. Jun 4, 2013So Michael Douglas Claims He Got (and Beat) Throat Cancer From Eating Too Much P*ssy
  209. Jun 3, 2013Five Anti-Rape Songs That Sound Deceptively Pro-Rape
  210. May 30, 2013Why None of the Bullies You Remember From Your Youth Are Using Social Media
  211. May 29, 2013Happy One Year Anniversary, My Remlins
  212. May 28, 2013Six Seriously Silly Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  213. May 24, 2013Five Teen Celebrities Who Divorced Their Parents
  214. May 23, 2013Five “Musicians” Who Scare The Shit Out Of Me (For All The Wrong Reasons)
  215. May 20, 2013Six Sad Suicide Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  216. May 17, 2013Dying to Fuck: How AIDS Helped Save Generation X
  217. May 14, 2013Further Proof That My Life Is A Movie….
  218. May 13, 2013The True Story Of That Time I Thought I Was Dying Then Pissed Out A Stalactite
  219. May 12, 2013The Definition of Selfless Love: A Thank You To All Moms on Mother’s Day
  220. May 10, 2013Five Movie Characters That Scare The Absolute Shit Out Of Me
  221. May 9, 2013Healing From A Home Invasion: A Tragedy Struck A Young Family And They Need Your Help
  222. May 7, 2013My Sex Bracelet Experience (Or) How I Learned That All Kids Nowadays Are Freakishly Deviant
  223. May 6, 2013Five White Guys Who Killed It At The Apollo
  224. May 2, 2013Six Songs So Aggressive They Make Me Want To Fist Fight A Drunken Grizzly Bear TO THE DEATH
  225. Apr 29, 2013The Hearts Of The Pure: Why Volunteering At The Special Olympics Will Change Your Life
  226. Apr 25, 2013Five Directors Who Understand The True Depths of Human Suffering
  227. Apr 24, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: Dave Grohl Edition
  228. Apr 22, 2013The True Story of the One Time I Was Slapped In The Face In Front Of My Entire School and Loved It (Kind Of)
  229. Apr 19, 2013How Social Networking Has Resurrected The Mentality Of The Lynch Mob
  230. Apr 17, 2013Five Great Under the Radar “Horror” Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix Right Now
  231. Apr 15, 2013Nothing Is Safe and Nowhere is Scared: Bombs At The Boston Marathon
  232. Apr 12, 2013The Amazing Unspoken Tragedy of the Song “Clothes Off” By Jermaine Stewart: A True Story
  233. Apr 10, 2013The Wonderful World of Zombier: Written by Pollyanna McIntosh
  234. Apr 8, 2013I Am Starting A Barter Society: Who’s In
  235. Apr 5, 2013A Perfect Mess in a Pretty Dress: Talking Kurt Cobain on the Anniversary of His Death
  236. Apr 3, 2013Don’t Worry If You Feel Overwhelmed By Life Right Now, We All Do
  237. Apr 2, 2013The REAL Beasts of the Southern Wild: Why MTV Needs To Be Held Accountable For Shain Gandee’s Death
  238. Apr 1, 2013Throne of the Dead: Last Night’s Walking Dead Finale Sucked and Game of Thrones Premiere Ruled
  239. Mar 31, 2013Jesus Was A Zombie (or) In A Single Image, Remy Sums Up Easter
  240. Mar 28, 2013You’re Doing It Wrong: An Open Letter To All Parents Ever
  241. Mar 26, 2013Six Sick Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  242. Mar 25, 2013Can We Take A Moment To Discuss How Messed Up This Kid Probably Is Now
  243. Mar 24, 2013My Life in Six Second Bursts: Why Doesn’t The World Know Vine Is The Best Thing Ever
  244. Mar 22, 2013The True and Truly Disturbing Implications Of My Former Bout With Night Terrors
  245. Mar 21, 2013Money and Hoes: My Pledge to the Illuminati
  246. Mar 16, 2013It’s My Birthday: Hit the Donate Button and Buy Me A Green Beer
  247. Mar 14, 2013She Tied Me Up, She Tied Me Down: An S&M Poem by Dr.Seuss
  248. Mar 12, 2013Slapping Is Okay: Why Is It So Acceptable In Society For Men To Get Domestically Abused
  249. Mar 11, 2013The Plymouth Diaries: That Time I Mistakenly Smoked Angel Dust Laced Weed We Stole From The Mafia (Or) Getting What You Deserve: A True Story
  250. Mar 9, 2013From ABC’s of Death to American Mary: Five Reviews Of The Killer Crop of Current Horror Films
  251. Mar 7, 2013Was Vampire’s Kiss the Original American Psycho: A Mindf*ck Theory About A Mindf*ck Movie
  252. Mar 6, 2013School Shootings and Sexual Assault: My Mega Messed Up and Morose Movie Marathon
  253. Mar 4, 2013My Five Facebook Friends I Would Most Like To Sleep With
  254. Mar 1, 2013Fall River Follies: The Guy Who Tore His Own Head Off Ten Minutes From My Old Apartment: A True Story
  255. Feb 28, 2013Why Conan O’ Brien Reviewing Video Games Is The Best Thing To Happen To Game Journalism In Years
  256. Feb 26, 2013Manic Depression, Madness, and Love: Why Silver Linings Playbook Is An Incredibly Important Film
  257. Feb 25, 2013Six Songs Obviously Influenced By The Ingestion Of Hallucinogens
  258. Feb 22, 2013The True Story of the Time I Got To Diss The Disgusting Women Of “The Rock Of Love” In A Providence Airport
  259. Feb 18, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2012 REDUX
  260. Feb 18, 2013Please Show Some Support For A Great Cause
  261. Feb 14, 2013A Sexy Playlist For You To Get Your Swerve On To This Valentine’s Eve
  262. Feb 13, 2013My Interview With The Awesome And Enigmatic Pollyanna McIntosh (of The Woman)
  263. Feb 12, 2013The Creepy Subtext Of Five Annoying Neighbors From 90’s Television
  264. Feb 11, 2013Never Being Heard (or) That’s Just What Love Is (A Proposition and A Poem)
  265. Feb 7, 2013Branded: The Greatest Orgy Never Told
  266. Feb 5, 2013That Time I Had To Convince A Gang Banger Not To Kill Me and My Cousin: A True Story
  267. Feb 1, 2013A Plea To My Beautiful Readers….
  268. Jan 30, 2013Five F*cked Up Life Lessons I Learned From Movies
  269. Jan 29, 2013Six Hilariously Cheesy Nineties Music Videos (or) Six Homosexual Groups That Mostly Spell Their Name Wrong And PretendTo Be Straight
  270. Jan 28, 2013Six Awesome Fictional Drugs That I Would Actually Take
  271. Jan 25, 2013Do You Know What A Merkin Is
  272. Jan 23, 2013Remy Rant: How Open World Games Have Gotten Too Big For Their Own Britches
  273. Jan 22, 2013Violence, Mass Media, and Martyrs: Why Doesn’t Anyone Blame The News
  274. Jan 18, 2013Four Celebrities Who Diesturbated (Died While Masturbating)
  275. Jan 15, 2013Exile In Your Own Head: Why So Many Writers Kill Themselves
  276. Jan 14, 2013Django Unchained, Western Django, and the Unspoken Redemption of Christoph Waltz
  277. Jan 10, 2013Killer Joe: The Most Sexually Uncomfortable (Yet Oddly Enjoyable) Film I Have Seen in a Long Time
  278. Jan 9, 2013How Ashley Be”Came” the Queen of the Insects
  279. Jan 7, 2013The Stupidest Question You Can Ever Be Asked In A Relationship
  280. Jan 3, 2013The Battle of the Bears: TED Versus Teddy Ruxpin Freestyle Rap Battle (With Special Surprise Guests)
  281. Jan 1, 2013Director’s Cut: The Six Most Popular Posts from RemyCarreiro.com in 2012
  282. Dec 31, 2012And The Best TV Show Of Year Goes To…..
  283. Dec 28, 2012And The Best Video Game Of 2012 Goes To….
  284. Dec 27, 2012And The Best Album of 2012 Goes To…..
  285. Dec 26, 2012The Six Best Movies Of 2012
  286. Dec 20, 2012Faith In Humanity Restor…WTF
  287. Dec 19, 2012Let’s Say The World DOES End In A Few Days: What Would You Do Differently Today?
  288. Dec 17, 2012Bribery, Nepotism, and Juicing: The Bitter Truth Behind The Reindeer Games
  289. Dec 14, 2012The School Shooting: What Do You Even Say About Tragedies Like Today?
  290. Dec 13, 2012Five Movie Scenes (In Non-Horror Films) That Are Terribly Unsettling
  291. Dec 12, 2012Five Essential Movies To See While Tripping On Your Face Off
  292. Dec 11, 2012The Mall Santa: A Creepy And Outdated Ritual That Needs To Stop
  293. Dec 10, 2012Thank You (Or) How The Hell Did I Get A Million Readers?
  294. Dec 5, 2012Sex Scenes In Stuff You Watch With Your Parents: The Worst Things Ever
  295. Dec 4, 2012Listen, You Should Never Kill Yourself, But If You Do, You Should Kill Yourself By Fighting A Bear
  296. Nov 29, 2012Dead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
  297. Nov 28, 2012Surprise, You’re Dead: The Game That Will Change Your Life
  298. Nov 27, 2012Six Live Shows That Truly Changed My Life
  299. Nov 26, 2012Romeo and Juliet: The Most Vastly Misunderstood Love Story Ever
  300. Nov 21, 2012Thanksgiving: The Fattest, Rapiest Holiday Ever
  301. Nov 20, 2012How Dimebag Darrell Getting Shot On Stage Was The Most Metal Moment Of All Time
  302. Nov 19, 2012My Disney Trip From Hell Part 2: The Fingering Contest And My Molly Ringwald
  303. Nov 16, 2012Bear With Me (Or) Ten Hours Of Jake Singing About Bacon Pancakes
  304. Nov 14, 2012Is This An Article About Puppies Or Is This An Article About Suicide: Can It Be About Both?
  305. Nov 13, 2012Horror Movie Philosophy 101: Could You Kill A Child To Save Yourself Or Your Family
  306. Nov 12, 2012Sex and The Social Network: How The Mating Rituals Of Humans Have Changed In The Age of Facebook
  307. Nov 9, 2012Hacked Off Legs and Dead Lovers: How Season Three Of The Walking Dead Has Forever Changed Television
  308. Nov 8, 2012Cock Shots and Crysturbation: Five Incredibly WTF Moments From Mainstream Movies
  309. Nov 7, 2012An American Revolution Right Before Our Eyes: The Legalization Of Marijuana
  310. Nov 6, 2012The Five Most Deadly Sexual Positions Currently Banned From The Kama Sutra
  311. Nov 5, 2012Before and After: The Heart Breaking Implications Behind Sloth From The Goonies
  312. Nov 2, 2012A Year Full Of Fails (or) Two Hours Worth Of Videos Of Stupid People Getting Justifiably Hurt
  313. Nov 1, 2012Fuck This Shit! (A Gallery For Those Who Give Few Fucks)
  314. Oct 31, 2012Possessed Or Schizophrenic: The True Tale Of Anneliese Michel (Emily Rose)
  315. Oct 30, 2012The True Story Of “Max” And The Halloween Party Massacre
  316. Oct 29, 2012Sex With A Frankenstorm: Seducing Sandy In an Attempt To Keep Her Calm
  317. Oct 26, 2012Silly Spandex and Bouts Of Sadness: The High Cost Of Being A Superhero
  318. Oct 25, 2012Five Famous Celebrities I Dated And The Reasons It Didn’t Work Out
  319. Oct 24, 2012Five Horror Movies So Bad, I Am Dumber After Having Watched Them
  320. Oct 23, 2012A Life You Wouldn’t Wish On An Enemy: The Tragic And True Story Of Keanu Reeves
  321. Oct 22, 2012The Plymouth Diaries: That Time A Neo-Nazi Dosed Me With LSD
  322. Oct 19, 2012She’s The Kind Of Girl: A Retrospective On Some Of The Women I’ve Known
  323. Oct 18, 2012Two Epic Internet Threads On Two Major Sites Dedicated To Just How Much I Suck
  324. Oct 17, 2012Cheesy 80’s Movies: Seven Songs We All Secretly Love From The Soundtracks
  325. Oct 16, 2012Scarred and Feathered: The Very Best Of French Extreme Cinema
  326. Oct 15, 2012That Time I Stole A Quarter-Pound From The Mafia, But Gave It Back Because I Thought They Were Going To Kill My Dad (True Story)
  327. Oct 14, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Radiohead Scotch Mist Sessions
  328. Oct 12, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Chance
  329. Oct 12, 2012Five Things That Prove God Is Dead (or) The Most Nihilist Article Ever Published
  330. Oct 11, 2012Kit Kat Crust and Shrimp and Mayo Pizza: The Most Insane Pizzas Available At Pizza Huts All Over The World
  331. Oct 10, 2012This Article Reserved For Troy (last name withheld for his protection)
  332. Oct 10, 2012Balls and Bowie: My Interview With The Baby From Labyrinth
  333. Oct 9, 2012Watching Beyond The Black Rainbow Tripping My Face Off: A Drug-Induced Review Of A Mindf*ck Of A Film
  334. Oct 7, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Nine Inch Nails at Woodstock, 1994
  335. Oct 6, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Button Bob
  336. Oct 5, 2012Six Songs To Have Sex To: Best Sex Music
  337. Oct 4, 2012Soft Serve, Booze and Prizes: Why My Wake Will Be Awesome
  338. Oct 3, 2012The Presidential Debate: Mitt Zombie vs Barackula (politics I can understand)
  339. Oct 2, 2012The Perils Of Freelance Writing (Or) All The Stuff You Don’t Get To See
  340. Oct 1, 2012Video Games, Space and Journalism: My Interview With Paul Tassi of Unreality
  341. Sep 30, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Mama
  342. Sep 29, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Mega Man Versus Metroid
  343. Sep 28, 2012Paranormal Urban Exploration: Insane Asylum, My Haunting Experience With The Danvers State Hospital
  344. Sep 27, 2012The Maxx, Ren & Stimpy, Darkwing Duck: Remslist of the best cartoons, best animation of the 90’s
  345. Sep 26, 2012From Soda Machines To Elevators: Five Lifehacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Badass
  346. Sep 25, 2012They Drugged and Abandoned Me: My Disney Trip From Hell (A True Story)
  347. Sep 24, 2012The Six Best Drug-Fueled Books Ever Written (Part One)
  348. Sep 23, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Sebastian’s Voodoo
  349. Sep 22, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Magic Pen
  350. Sep 21, 2012The Six Best Nerd Proposals (Though There Are No Winners In Marriage, Really)
  351. Sep 20, 2012Five Celebrities I am Convinced Would Punch Me In The Face If We Met (and One I Would Like To Punch)
  352. Sep 19, 2012Five (Mostly Mainstream) Movies Where The Sex Was Real
  353. Sep 18, 2012That Time A Possessed Little Girl Talked To Me (or) Why Nightmares Are Wonderfully Necessary
  354. Sep 17, 2012They Say If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, You Shouldn’t Say Anything At All: A True Story
  355. Sep 17, 2012Bjork and Stimpy: The Ten Most Epic Animated Music Videos
  356. Sep 16, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Robbie
  357. Sep 14, 2012Play With Jake Saturday: Donkey Kong
  358. Sep 14, 2012Six Amazing Authors Who Tragically Took Their Own Lives
  359. Sep 13, 2012The Seven Best Zombie Games Ever Made
  360. Sep 12, 2012Six Honest Movies About Taboo Aspects of Relationships
  361. Sep 11, 2012From Scary to Sparkly: How Twilight Forever Ruined Vampires
  362. Sep 10, 2012Tripping Balls: Let’s Talk About Nutmeg
  363. Sep 9, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Portal (No Escape)
  364. Sep 8, 2012Play With Me Saturday: I Can Hold My Breath Forever
  365. Sep 7, 2012Geppetto (Or) He Makes Little Boys In There, You Know…
  366. Sep 6, 2012The Five Best and the Five Worst Horror Movies of 2012 (Thus Far)
  367. Sep 5, 2012An In-Depth Examination Of That One Toy You Had In Your House Growing Up That Scared The Crap Out Of You But You Never Told Anyone About
  368. Sep 4, 2012Six Hilariously Contagious Blooper Reels From Movies and TV
  369. Sep 3, 2012The Speech I Wrote For Christopher Walken (That He Doesn’t Know About)
  370. Sep 3, 2012Oh, Something Awful….
  371. Sep 2, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Gift
  372. Sep 1, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Kung Fu (Remix)
  373. Aug 31, 2012Five Life-Affirming Videos of People Hearing For The First Time (Bring Kleenex)
  374. Aug 30, 2012That Time Half Of Estonia Wanted Me Dead For Inadvertently Insulting Their One Pop Star (A True Story)
  375. Aug 29, 2012Five Potential Plot Points For Season Three of The Walking Dead
  376. Aug 28, 2012Cannot Unsee: Ten Movies That Ruined Me
  377. Aug 26, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Blinky
  378. Aug 25, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Multitask
  379. Aug 24, 2012How That One Bug That Fell Behind Your Bed Might Not Actually Be Planning To Kill Your Family
  380. Aug 23, 2012Five Guys Ghetto Review: Dare I Say, The Best Review You Will Ever See For A Bacon Cheeseburger
  381. Aug 22, 20127 Hip Hop Songs (and Artists) That Perpetuate the Dehumanization of Women
  382. Aug 21, 2012Five Books That Changed My Life
  383. Aug 20, 2012How The Brady Bunch Perfectly Symbolizes the Decaying Moral Fiber of the American Family
  384. Aug 19, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Dark Side of OZ
  385. Aug 18, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Exmortis (2)
  386. Aug 17, 2012Six Amazingly Eighties Music Videos
  387. Aug 16, 20126 Videos That Just Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity
  388. Aug 15, 201210 Celebrities Who Tried To Kill Themselves (And Failed)
  389. Aug 14, 2012Race Wars, Bad Drugs, and Good Friends: The True Story Of My Youth in Plymouth. Part 1
  390. Aug 13, 2012Raptor on the Loose in Melbourne: Coolest Thing Ever
  391. Aug 13, 2012The Great Muppet Uprising (or) Another Metaphor For the Death of Innocence In Our Society
  392. Aug 11, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ruin
  393. Aug 10, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Skinny
  394. Aug 10, 2012Gender Ground Zero: How Men Have Ruined Women and Women Have Ruined Men
  395. Aug 9, 20126 Absurd Moments From Movies That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh
  396. Aug 8, 2012My Day At The Baby Battles: Worst Day Of My Life
  397. Aug 8, 2012Louis Ck’s Thought On Being White
  398. Aug 7, 2012Superhero Name or Metal Band: Can You Tell The Difference?
  399. Aug 6, 2012Overacting and Underacting: The Five Best Examples of Reactions in Film
  400. Aug 5, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Welcome To Hoxford
  401. Aug 4, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Every Day the Same Dream
  402. Aug 3, 2012Six Celebrities I Would Like To Have With Me For The Zombie Apocalypse
  403. Aug 2, 2012What The F*ck Is Up With Wolverine’s Hair?
  404. Aug 1, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 3)
  405. Aug 1, 2012The Art of Gaslighting (or) How I Learned To Love Driving Someone Insane
  406. Jul 31, 20127 Hilarious Videos Of Animals Reacting To Being Surprised
  407. Jul 30, 2012Playing Laser Tag, Counseling Rape Victims, and Discovering Models: The 5 Most Insane Jobs I Have Ever Had
  408. Jul 29, 2012File This Under WTF: Chris Cornell Made An Album With Timbaland
  409. Jul 29, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Triangle
  410. Jul 28, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Achievement Unlocked
  411. Jul 27, 2012The Mickey Mouse Cartoon That Might Make You Kill Yourself
  412. Jul 26, 20127 Amazing Horror Films Not Enough Of You Have Seen
  413. Jul 26, 2012Ron Swanson, Annie from Community, and That Chick From Will & Grace Smoking Weed
  414. Jul 25, 20126 Comedians (And One Director) Flipping the Script On Hecklers
  415. Jul 24, 2012The Dark Knight Slaps the Sh*t Out Of Tobey Maguire
  416. Jul 24, 2012The Top Ten Most Incredibly Awkward and Uncomfortable Celebrity Interviews (With Clips!)
  417. Jul 23, 2012Audrey Hepburn and her Pet Fawn, Pippen: A True Story
  418. Jul 22, 2012The Dark Knight Rises: An In-Depth Examination of the Movie and its Flaws.
  419. Jul 22, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: The Hitcher (Original)
  420. Jul 21, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Robot Unicorn Attack
  421. Jul 20, 2012Batman Shootings and Rape: What Is Sacred and When Is Too Soon?
  422. Jul 19, 2012The Girl With Three Boobs is Back!
  423. Jul 19, 2012Why Society Should Not Forgive People Like R. Kelly, Chris Brown, and Roman Polankski
  424. Jul 19, 2012Mr Wizard’s a Dick
  425. Jul 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump # 312
  426. Jul 18, 20126 Insanely Awful TV Shows That Actually Existed
  427. Jul 17, 2012Male Nudity in Hollywood: The Unspoken Double Standard
  428. Jul 16, 2012Dirty Laundry: The Gritty, Violent Punisher Film We’ve All Been Waiting For (With Thomas Jane and Ron Perlman)
  429. Jul 16, 2012Bacon Covered Bacon with Bacon Infused Bacon Droppings in a Bacon Reduction
  430. Jul 16, 2012The 8 Most Freakishly Realistic Drug Sequences in Modern Cinema
  431. Jul 15, 2012Be Friends With Me: Rosario Dawson
  432. Jul 15, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ralph Bakshi’s WIZARDS.
  433. Jul 14, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Puzzle Bobble
  434. Jul 13, 2012The 5 Most Emotionally Devastating Rap Songs
  435. Jul 12, 2012A Man Has A Conversation With His Twelve Year Old Self
  436. Jul 12, 20126 Dogs That Can Somehow Speak English
  437. Jul 11, 20125 Blooper Reels From Incredibly Endearing Actresses That Will Only Make You Like Them More
  438. Jul 10, 2012The Ouija Board and the Movie Star (That Time I May Have Inadvertently Woken a Demon): A True Story
  439. Jul 10, 2012The Only Stripping Bear You Will See Today
  440. Jul 10, 20126 Stupid Movies You Won’t Believe Are Real (With Trailers To Prove They Are)
  441. Jul 9, 2012Fatty McFat Fat’s Oreo Bars of Otherworldly Delight
  442. Jul 9, 2012Epic “Shake Weight” Prank
  443. Jul 8, 2012The Game of Thrones Drinking Game For People Who Don’t Drink ©
  444. Jul 8, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
  445. Jul 7, 2012Play With Me Saturday: The Company Of Myself
  446. Jul 6, 20125 Brilliant Comedians and Their Thoughts About Marijuana
  447. Jul 6, 2012A Pocket Full of Quarters: My Childhood Spent At Video Arcades
  448. Jul 5, 2012Top 5 Examples of Karma Caught on Tape
  449. Jul 5, 2012Perfect Strangers: The Video Game. Mindf*ck of the Day
  450. Jul 5, 2012Better Than Bacon Contest #2: Turn Me Into A Meme
  451. Jul 4, 2012Happy July 4th: Now Bow Down Before The Unrelenting Power of Hypnotoad
  452. Jul 4, 2012Top 10 Videos of Animals Doing Really Cute Stuff
  453. Jul 3, 2012The Most Soul Destroying Film I Never Should Have Watched: A Serbian Film
  454. Jul 2, 20125 Incredibly Embarrassing Magician Fails
  455. Jul 1, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Hulk Versus Wolverine
  456. Jun 30, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Neverending Light
  457. Jun 29, 201220 Haikus About Rage
  458. Jun 29, 2012The Top 6 Coolest Zombie Kills
  459. Jun 28, 2012Top 5 Examples of Reporters “Mistakenly” Saying Cock
  460. Jun 27, 2012Carly Rae Jepsen Metal Version of Call Me Maybe
  461. Jun 27, 2012Louis CK’s Thoughts About Smoking Pot
  462. Jun 26, 2012A Clockwork Orange As Told Through Gifs
  463. Jun 26, 2012The Fruit Flavored Candy Conundrum: What Is Wrong With Kids Today?
  464. Jun 25, 2012Top 5 “Somebody That I Used To Know” Gotye Covers
  465. Jun 24, 2012The Saddest Day Ever In The Hundred Acre Wood
  466. Jun 24, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Salem’s Lot (Original)
  467. Jun 23, 2012Play With Me Saturday: QWOP
  468. Jun 22, 20125 Articles I Wrote That Are Better Than This One
  469. Jun 21, 20126 Freakish, Out Of Context Videos
  470. Jun 20, 2012Nutella and Banana Wontons
  471. Jun 20, 2012The Dark Side: I Choose You!
  472. Jun 20, 2012Sigur Ros Make Shia LeBeouf Show His Penis For The Sake Of Art
  473. Jun 19, 2012The (Metaphoric) Death of the (Modern Day) Superhero In Our (Dying) Society
  474. Jun 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 4
  475. Jun 18, 2012You Wanna Know How I Know I’d Be a Terrible Doctor?
  476. Jun 17, 2012My 5 Favorite (Current) Adult Swim Shows
  477. Jun 17, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Easy Rider
  478. Jun 17, 2012Happy Father’s Day: My Five Favorite Fathers In Film
  479. Jun 16, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Pretentious Game
  480. Jun 15, 2012Ode to the Drunk Girl
  481. Jun 15, 2012Drugs, Drugs, Drugs: The Greatest PSA Ever
  482. Jun 15, 2012A Bunch Of Michael Fassbender Gifs
  483. Jun 15, 2012The 5 Creepiest Short Films I’ve Ever Seen
  484. Jun 14, 2012Polar Bear Uses Rock To Break Aquarium Glass
  485. Jun 13, 2012A Random Batch Of Peculiar Thoughts.
  486. Jun 13, 2012Bacon Infused Chocolate Maple Cupcakes: Sexy Dessert
  487. Jun 12, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 2)
  488. Jun 12, 2012Charlie Sheen and the 8MM Snuff Film (A True Story)
  489. Jun 11, 20125 Utterly Amazing Fan Films
  490. Jun 11, 2012Hiding A Gun In Her Privates? A Question About The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reboot
  491. Jun 11, 2012And The Winner For The First Official Better Than Bacon Contest Is…
  492. Jun 11, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 3
  493. Jun 10, 2012If You Snore And You Have Children, You Need To Read This: You May Be A Terrible Parent And Not Even Know It.
  494. Jun 10, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Zeitgeist
  495. Jun 9, 2012You Ever Have One Of Those Days?
  496. Jun 9, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Super Mario Crossover
  497. Jun 8, 20126 Songs About Killing Someone
  498. Jun 8, 2012The Elevator Ride From Hell: A True Story
  499. Jun 8, 2012A Gallery Of All-Too-Awesome Fan Art
  500. Jun 7, 2012Saturday Morning Cartoons
  501. Jun 7, 2012Disney’s Wreck It Ralph Trailer
  502. Jun 7, 2012This Is My Favorite Gif Ever
  503. Jun 7, 2012Yeah, So This Happened: Part 2
  504. Jun 6, 2012A Realistic Look At Hansel and Gretel: The Aftermath
  505. Jun 6, 2012The Five Best Plane Crashes In Cinema
  506. Jun 6, 201240 Minutes Of The Best Kills In Horror Movies
  507. Jun 6, 2012This Is What Ebony Magazine Predicted Michael Jackson Would Look Like In The Year 2000
  508. Jun 6, 2012Apple Nachos For The Win
  509. Jun 5, 20125 Places To Kill Time Today
  510. Jun 5, 2012The Zombie Invasion Has Officially Begun
  511. Jun 5, 2012Faith Renewed In Humanity
  512. Jun 5, 2012Fight Club As Told Through Gifs
  513. Jun 5, 2012Lego Weed
  514. Jun 5, 2012Top 5 Videos Of Bullies Getting Knocked Out
  515. Jun 5, 2012Facebook Status Generator
  516. Jun 5, 2012Magazines Aimed At Men And The Stupid Questions They Pose
  517. Jun 4, 2012Two Year Old Hears Mom’s Voice For The First Time
  518. Jun 4, 2012I Dare You To Look At This Forever
  519. Jun 4, 2012The Death of Reality TV
  520. Jun 4, 2012Six Visually Experimental Horror Films
  521. Jun 3, 2012A Few Keen Vacation Spots
  522. Jun 3, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: A.T.M
  523. Jun 3, 2012Yeah, So This Happened
  524. Jun 2, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Abobo’s Big Adventure
  525. Jun 2, 2012The First, Official, “Better Than Bacon” Contest
  526. Jun 2, 2012Troy From Community: A Trip Inside His Mind
  527. Jun 2, 2012The Horde: Garage Scene
  528. Jun 1, 2012That Time I Brought 80’s Pop Star Laura Branigan Back From The Dead
  529. Jun 1, 2012Does Anyone Else Remember These?
  530. Jun 1, 2012Loiter Squad: Blackass
  531. Jun 1, 2012Kids These Days
  532. Jun 1, 2012Bacon Infused Cinnamon Role: Sexy Breakfast
  533. Jun 1, 2012My Interview With The Oft Misunderstood Honey Badger: In His Own Words
  534. May 31, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump #2
  535. May 30, 2012Enter The Void: DMT Scene
  536. May 30, 2012Oddly Sexy
  537. May 30, 2012Be Friends With Me: Liam Neeson
  538. May 30, 2012Four Movies So Bad They Are Good
  539. May 29, 2012Dear Joffrey: A Game Of Thrones Moment
  540. May 29, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump.
  541. May 29, 2012All The Joker Scenes From The Dark Knight
  542. May 28, 2012Hallway Scene From Oldboy
  543. May 28, 2012Anyone Want To Go To The Beach?
  544. May 28, 2012The Breakup Poem
  545. May 28, 2012Joey Fatone Getting Eaten By A Shark
  546. May 28, 2012Super Mario Brothers (Playable)
  547. May 28, 2012Memorial Day Shenanigans
  548. May 28, 2012My 5 Favorite Viral Videos
  549. May 28, 2012Follow Me On Twitter.
  550. May 28, 2012Pixels (Short Film)
  551. May 27, 2012That Moment….
  552. May 27, 2012Dear Tim and Eric
  553. May 27, 2012Gifs of the Gods
  554. May 27, 2012What Is The (Best) Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?
  555. May 27, 2012Censorship Is Wrong
  556. May 26, 2012Playable Version of Duck Hunt
  557. May 26, 2012Remy’s Advice For The Day
  558. May 26, 2012Yard work Sucks
  559. May 26, 2012Coolest Way To Peel A Potato
  560. May 26, 2012The Amazing Spiderman (and his) Unicorn Lover
  561. May 26, 2012My Favorite Videos: Part 1: Knights of Cydonia
  562. May 25, 2012The Bunny Suit On Plymouth Ave At 2 a.m
  563. May 25, 2012Steak n Cheese Tater Tots? Yes Please
  564. May 25, 2012Begotten (Full Movie): Watch At Your Own Risk
  565. May 25, 2012This Happened
  566. May 25, 2012The Top 5 Little Kids Covering Full Size Artists
  567. May 25, 2012I Love This New Wizard Of Oz Book Cover
  568. May 25, 2012Bane Will Break Batman’s Back.
  569. May 24, 2012What Is The Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex?
  570. May 24, 2012I Made Pizza Cup Cakes
  571. May 24, 2012Do You Watch Adventure Time?
  572. May 24, 2012Arnie: High As F*ck
  573. May 24, 2012The Top 5 Movies That Scare The Hell Out Of Me
  574. May 24, 2012Wu-Tang Name Generator
  575. May 24, 2012The Anatomy Of A Snail
  576. May 24, 2012My Scathing Review of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” Music Video
  577. May 24, 2012How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
  578. May 24, 2012Friends Who Steal Lighters
  579. May 23, 20128-Bit Version of Radiohead Album Ok Computer In Its Entirety
  580. May 22, 2012My Dinner With Batman
  581. May 22, 2012Haikus About Sex
  582. May 22, 2012This Tattoo: Awesomely Terrifying
  583. May 22, 2012The Old Lady Who (Maybe?) Tried To Kidnap Me
  584. May 21, 2012The Shining: Benny Hill Remix
  585. May 21, 2012Money Art of Mark Wagner
  586. May 21, 2012This Kid Is Cooler Than You
  587. May 21, 2012An Evening In Hell: My Scariest Drug Experiences. Part 1
  588. May 20, 2012Five Photos That Make You Question Your Sanity (Or Mine)
  589. May 20, 2012Someone Once Told Me I Was A Doorway
  590. May 18, 20127 Animated Movies Clearly Not Aimed At Children
  591. May 17, 2012Shark Puncher
  592. May 17, 2012My Date With Jesus
  593. May 17, 2012Videos Of Drunk Girls Falling Off Of Tables
  594. May 17, 2012Kittens and Tits
  595. May 17, 2012It Is National Bully A Bully Day
  596. May 17, 2012Anchorman 2: Be officially Excited
  597. May 17, 2012Nirvana is Awesome. This Kid Loves Nirvana. Therefore, This Kid Is Awesome.
  598. May 17, 2012Shades Of Leaves
  599. May 16, 2012The Dollar Store Can Be A Very Interesting Place
  600. May 15, 2012My New Apartment Is Haunted
  601. May 15, 2012Holy Sh*t, A Giant Kit Kat Bar!
  602. May 15, 2012A Theory About Sex and Candy
  603. May 15, 2012Project Mayhem
  604. May 15, 2012Do You Suck At Something? Let Remy Do It For You!
  605. May 15, 2012The Bacon Argument
  606. May 15, 2012That Old Expression (part 1)
  607. May 13, 2012Putting Bacon Inside Batter
  608. May 13, 2012Things Did Not End Well For the Tupac Hologram.