Remy

Remy


Registered on Friday the 11th of May, 2012

Website: http://www.remycarreiro.com
My name is Remy and I like to write about stuff and things. My goal with this website is not so much to change the world, but to entertain people with attention spans as short as mine. Oh look! A penny...

Posts by Remy ¬

  1. Jan 26, 2015Black Mirror: The Best TV Show Not Enough Of You Are Watching
  2. Jan 21, 2015Be Like Buzzfeed: The Curse of Modern Internet Journalism
  3. Jan 18, 2015Six Movies That F*cked Me All Up (and One I Knew Better Than To Even Watch)
  4. Jan 13, 2015Understanding The Immortal and Ageless Appeal of Audrey Hepburn
  5. Jan 6, 20152014: Dr. Strangelife (or) How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love an Awful Year
  6. Dec 30, 2014From Aliens to The ABC’s: The 12 Best Horror Movies of 2014
  7. Dec 23, 2014A Very Merry Christmas (or) Happy Whatever To My REMlins
  8. Dec 17, 20146 Christmas Movies You Can Watch on Netflix Right Now
  9. Dec 14, 2014The Two Evil Christmas Songs That Should Have A Baby Together….
  10. Dec 8, 20145 Movie Families We Can All Relate To (But Refuse To Admit It)
  11. Dec 3, 2014The 10 Best Movies of 2014: Remy’s Picks
  12. Nov 30, 2014So Shia LeBeouf Got Raped During His Art Show…
  13. Nov 23, 2014Fakebook: How Social Media Is Ruining Everyone’s Self-Esteem
  14. Nov 20, 2014My Thoughts On Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac
  15. Nov 17, 2014Why Haven’t You Seen It: Mr. Nobody
  16. Nov 12, 2014An Open Letter To Those Who Get Depressed Around The Holidays
  17. Nov 10, 2014Love: The Best and Worst Thing That Will Ever Happen To You
  18. Oct 30, 2014You Need To Watch This: Flesh Computer
  19. Oct 27, 2014HULUween: The 5 Best Horror Movies To Watch On Hulu For Halloween
  20. Oct 22, 2014Extreme Haunts (Or) Why I Don’t Go To Haunted Attractions During Halloween
  21. Oct 19, 2014Halloween Hit List: 10 Must Watch Horror Movies On Netflix
  22. Oct 14, 2014What To Watch While You Are Dying From Ebola: 5 End Of The World Movies On Netflix
  23. Oct 7, 2014My Thoughts On The Travesty That Is “No More Saturday Morning Cartoons”
  24. Sep 30, 2014My Pitch For Syfy’s First Fully Self-Aware Movie: Space Bears
  25. Sep 28, 2014Escapism or Sadism: Why Do We Like Dark Movies?
  26. Sep 23, 2014Some Quick Notes About Last Week’s Orgy
  27. Sep 17, 20145 Horror Films To Watch on Netflix (as of 9/17/2014)
  28. Sep 12, 2014Uncle Joey and Alanis: Why You Oughta Know Might Be the Funniest Song Ever Written
  29. Sep 9, 2014Autism, Empathy, and Emptiness: Why You Need To See The United States of Leland
  30. Sep 4, 20146 (More) Videos That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
  31. Sep 1, 2014Labor Day: A Sweet Goodbye to the Summer of my Discontent
  32. Aug 21, 2014Another Messed Up Movie (You Need to See): Downloading Nancy
  33. Aug 15, 2014The Time My False Bravado Caused Me To Jump Out of a Plane At 10,000 Feet To Impress a Girl
  34. Jul 30, 2014My Interview With Lauren Ashley Carter (of Jug Face and The Woman) About Hollywood, Gender, and Cheese
  35. Jul 29, 2014Was Creed The Worst Band of all Time: Let’s Discuss
  36. Jul 24, 2014Five Achilles Cutting Scenes That Will Leave You Unable To Walk
  37. Jul 21, 2014The PG-13 Kill Rule (and How PG-13 Has Ruined Cinema)
  38. Jul 16, 2014Can We Talk About Pig the Dog for a Second?
  39. Jul 14, 2014Fear and Loathing in Walmart: The Worst Place To Be While on LSD
  40. Jul 9, 2014Hey You: You Never Get Knocked Out and I am Proud of You
  41. Jul 8, 2014My Interview With Pollyanna McIntosh About Her New Film, Let Us Prey
  42. Jul 3, 2014Happy July 4th, Everybody!
  43. Jul 1, 2014Five Very F*cked Up Movies Streaming On Netflix, Right Now (as of 6/25/14)
  44. Jun 25, 2014The Traumatizing and True Story of the Time My Dick Turned Black
  45. Jun 24, 2014So Begins An Uncensored, New Chapter of My Life
  46. Jun 19, 2014You Ever Hear The Titanic PCP Story?
  47. Jun 17, 2014Why You Need To Watch Big Bad Wolves On Netflix, Right Now
  48. Jun 10, 2014I Want To Start A Social Media Site Based On Bartering ®
  49. Jun 4, 2014Koala Bears Are Nasty as F*ck: A Public Service Message
  50. Jun 3, 2014Why I Think JJ Abrams Might Actually Be Able to Save Star Wars
  51. May 30, 2014Happy Two Year Anniversary, My REMlins!
  52. May 29, 2014Six Unforgettable Quotes from Horror Films
  53. May 27, 2014A Remy Challenge: Find Me A Horror Movie I Have Never Seen (and Have It Scare Me)
  54. May 19, 2014The Suicide Bandage (or) How I Learned To Live After Death
  55. May 15, 2014My Advice To Aspiring Writers
  56. May 13, 2014Five Sites and Magazines I Would Love To Write For
  57. May 8, 2014Motorhead or Boy Band Song Title: Can You Tell The Difference?
  58. May 6, 2014Six Cartoon Characters Who Are Clearly Stoned
  59. May 1, 2014How Romance Films Doom All Our Relationships To Failure
  60. Apr 29, 2014The Five Reasons Most Horror Movies Fail
  61. Apr 24, 2014Why All Teenagers Need A Smack In The Face Right Now
  62. Apr 22, 2014The Batman Diaries: My First Night On the Job
  63. Apr 17, 2014The Five Kinds of People You Meet at Concerts and Festivals
  64. Apr 15, 2014Oldboy and Why The Very Concept Of “American Remakes” Is An Insult To True Fans of Film
  65. Apr 10, 2014The Haunting Case of the On-Air Suicide of a Female Reporter
  66. Apr 8, 2014Why The Goonies 2 Announcement Is The Worst Idea I Have Ever Heard In The History Of Ideas
  67. Apr 3, 2014Why Mathew McConaughey Is My Spirit Animal
  68. Apr 1, 2014Five Horror Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix, Right Now
  69. Mar 27, 2014A Warning To All Bad Drivers: You May Want To Be Careful Who You Mess With
  70. Mar 25, 2014How I Almost Shut Down RemyCarreiro.com, Yet One Soul Saved It (and Doesn’t Even Know It)
  71. Mar 19, 2014I am Doing Private Commissions: Ten Dollars, Five Hundred Words, Anything Goes
  72. Mar 17, 2014The Bitter Irony of My Birthday Being on Saint Patrick’s Day
  73. Mar 13, 2014How Ren N’ Stimpy Helped Inspire The Mindf*ck That Is Modern Kid’s Television
  74. Mar 11, 2014A Nation of Drug Zombies with OxyContin to Thank
  75. Mar 6, 2014Five Simple Reasons Why Bunnies Make The Best Pets in the World
  76. Mar 4, 2014Five (More) Documentaries To Watch on Netflix Right Now (as of 3/1/2014)
  77. Feb 27, 2014Five Super Mario Sound Effects All Women Should Use During Sex
  78. Feb 26, 2014What Is Better Than Cats Mashed Up With Classic Cinema? Nothing.
  79. Feb 20, 2014Trepanning (or) The Art of Drilling A Hole In Your Own Skull
  80. Feb 18, 2014Be Careful: You Are Surrounded by Assholes
  81. Feb 12, 2014Why Valentine’s Day is a Farce
  82. Feb 11, 2014Six Movie “Love Stories” That Will Make You Want To Shoot Yourself
  83. Feb 5, 2014Dear Horror Directors, I Need Your Help
  84. Jan 30, 2014Why Human Service Workers Are The Unspoken Heroes of Society
  85. Jan 28, 2014Soul-Stealing Cinema: The Seasoning House
  86. Jan 20, 2014Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day (and Some Facts About It That May Blow Your Mind)
  87. Jan 16, 2014How Meeting Muppeteer Jerry Nelson Changed My Life
  88. Jan 14, 2014A Quick Warning To All VINE Thieves
  89. Jan 10, 2014Scenes That Scared Me: The Poughkeepsie Tapes
  90. Jan 7, 2014We Need To Talk About What’s Between This New Reporter’s Legs
  91. Jan 2, 2014The Real Reason Pirates Wear Eye Patches
  92. Dec 31, 2013Director’s Cut: The Five Most Popular Articles from RemyCarreiro.com in 2013
  93. Dec 24, 2013Merry Christmas from RemyCarreiro.com
  94. Dec 23, 2013My First Piece Runs on BloodyDisgusting.com Today!
  95. Dec 23, 2013Six Awesome Christmas Songs You’ve Never Heard From 90’s Bands
  96. Dec 19, 2013My Interview With Jug Face Director Chad Crawford Kinkle
  97. Dec 17, 2013The Psychological Disorders Each of the Major Peanuts Characters Represent
  98. Dec 11, 2013Five More Amazing Movies From 2013 You Need To Watch on Netflix (U.S) Right Now (as of 12/11/2013)
  99. Dec 9, 2013RemyCarreiro.com Has Changes Coming, Stay Tuned For Details…
  100. Dec 4, 2013Be Careful: Christmas Season is Here, Which Means Everyone Goes Full-Retard
  101. Dec 1, 2013We Are Tragedy Vampires: Paul Walker, Death, and Celebrity Worship
  102. Nov 29, 2013Why The Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Special Was The Most WTF Thing Ever
  103. Nov 26, 2013Ten Inexplicably Hilarious Black Metal Photos
  104. Nov 21, 2013Check Out The Badass Adventure Time Sword Storm The Castle Made Me
  105. Nov 19, 2013Six Music Videos That Make You Feel ǝʞıן noʎ ǝɹɐ uo sƃnɹp
  106. Nov 18, 2013WooHoo: RemyCarreiro.com Reached Two Million Hits (and Changes Coming)
  107. Nov 14, 2013Five Documentaries You NEED To Watch On Netflix As Of 11/13/13
  108. Nov 12, 2013Why Teachers Who Perpetuate Bullying Are Worse Than The Bullies
  109. Nov 7, 2013File Under WTF: Feline AIDS (or) F.I.V
  110. Nov 5, 2013Some Simple Steps To Help Cope With the Tragedy of Suicide
  111. Oct 30, 2013The Six Scariest Video Games I’ve Ever Played
  112. Oct 28, 2013Jenny’s First Time Fell On A Halloween
  113. Oct 24, 2013The Five Scariest Books I’ve Ever Read
  114. Oct 22, 2013The Five Best Horror Graphic Novels I Have Ever Read
  115. Oct 17, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2013
  116. Oct 15, 2013The True Story Of The Time That Kid Tried To Murder Me In His Basement
  117. Oct 14, 2013So Begins My Two Weeks of Terror and Horror at RemyCarreiro.com
  118. Oct 10, 2013Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Stuck In A Loop?
  119. Oct 8, 2013Housewives, Whores, or Victims: Hollywood’s War Against Women
  120. Oct 7, 2013I Survived BTK: A Documentary That Will Eat Part of Your Soul
  121. Oct 3, 2013The Defining Moment When Heisenberg Took Over Walter White’s Life on Breaking Bad
  122. Oct 1, 2013Kid Cudi and Tyler the Creator in Boston Friday for Cud Life Tour: A Game Changer
  123. Sep 26, 2013My Top Five “Guilty Pleasure” Movies
  124. Sep 24, 2013That Time My Homophobic Homosexual Boss Tried To Use A GTA Game To Entrap Me
  125. Sep 19, 2013The Most Concise Grand Theft Auto 5 Review You Will Ever Read
  126. Sep 17, 2013The Last Laugh: The Man Who Killed The Joker
  127. Sep 13, 2013Six Scrumptiously Sensual Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  128. Sep 11, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: RZA
  129. Sep 5, 2013Six More Horror Movies You Need to Watch On Netflix Right Now (as of 9/5/13)
  130. Sep 3, 2013Why Do We Equate Success With Selling Out in Pop Culture
  131. Aug 29, 2013Pedophiles and Autism: Why Fun Size Is One of the Most Messed Up Movies Ever Made
  132. Aug 27, 2013The Lies of Bathroom Etiquette: I Need To Teach Men How To Pee Properly
  133. Aug 22, 2013Six Movie Scenes That Utterly Traumatized Me As A Child
  134. Aug 19, 2013The Spoiled Generation: Is Technology Ruining Modern Childhood?
  135. Aug 14, 2013So THAT’S How Michael Jackson Did The Lean Move From Smooth Criminal
  136. Aug 13, 2013Six Mainstream Music Videos Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind
  137. Aug 8, 2013Why I am Slightly Obsessed With The Dyatlov Pass Incident
  138. Aug 5, 2013My Disney Trip From Hell Part 3: The Loneliest Place on Earth (or) Beheadings
  139. Aug 1, 2013Egocentricity At Its Finest: Six Other Remys From Pop Fiction
  140. Jul 31, 2013Two Sentence Horror Stories, Written By Yours Truly (And A Contest!)
  141. Jul 29, 2013Another Messed-Up Movie: Dogtooth
  142. Jul 25, 2013Why Chopped Is My (No Longer) Secret Television Addiction
  143. Jul 24, 2013Five Incredibly Badass Dads from Modern Cinema
  144. Jul 22, 2013When Murderers Brag: Five Serial Killers In Their Own Words
  145. Jul 18, 2013Space Gorillas: Five Pitches For SyFy Channel Movies (or) Why SyFy Should Hire Me As a Writer
  146. Jul 17, 2013Why Obi-Wan Kenobi Was A Sociopath and the Obvious Antagonist of the Star Wars Saga
  147. Jul 15, 2013My Five Favorite (Secretly) Gay Bromances from Popular Fiction
  148. Jul 11, 2013Let’s Take A Moment To Bask In The Under Appreciated Brilliance Of Jemaine Clement
  149. Jul 9, 2013Why City High’s WHAT WOULD YOU DO Is The Unintentionally Funniest Song Ever Written
  150. Jul 8, 2013Do Not Read This: Regina Kay Walters Final Moments (or) The Photo That Took A Part Of My Soul
  151. Jul 8, 2013Next Person Who Invites Me To Play Zynga I Am Going To Punch In The Throat
  152. Jul 7, 2013Miracles in Disguise: Why Society Needs To Shake The Stigma Of Autism As A Bad Word
  153. Jul 5, 2013Drugs: uo ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ sǝıʌoɯ xıs
  154. Jul 3, 2013Five Musicians Who Say They’ve Sold Their Souls To Satan
  155. Jul 2, 2013Hit and Run: That Time This Kid I Worked With Bragged About Running “Something” Over (and It Ended Up Being A Person)
  156. Jun 29, 2013How Miami Connection Might Just Be New “Best Worst Movie” I Ever Saw
  157. Jun 28, 2013How I Would Redefine The Zombie Genre
  158. Jun 27, 2013The Defective Detective: Remy Noir
  159. Jun 25, 2013Four Places Where The Employees Have An Overly Inflated Sense of Self Importance
  160. Jun 24, 2013The Most Profound Movie Experience I Ever Had Was…
  161. Jun 18, 2013How The Evil Dead Remake Ruined Horror Movies For Me (In The Best Way Possible)
  162. Jun 17, 2013The Pockmarked Ghost of a Warrior Poet: My Drunken Night With the Spirit of Charles Bukowski
  163. Jun 15, 2013Give Your Dad A Bear Hug: Happy Father’s Day
  164. Jun 13, 2013Six Documentaries That Will Change The Way You Think
  165. Jun 12, 2013Calling All Webmasters…
  166. Jun 11, 2013The Time That Crazy Girl Drove Into A Tree While I Was Tripping On Acid
  167. Jun 6, 2013Five Truly Nihilist Movies You May Not Have Seen
  168. Jun 4, 2013So Michael Douglas Claims He Got (and Beat) Throat Cancer From Eating Too Much P*ssy
  169. Jun 3, 2013Five Anti-Rape Songs That Sound Deceptively Pro-Rape
  170. May 30, 2013Why None of the Bullies You Remember From Your Youth Are Using Social Media
  171. May 29, 2013Happy One Year Anniversary, My Remlins
  172. May 28, 2013Six Seriously Silly Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  173. May 24, 2013Five Teen Celebrities Who Divorced Their Parents
  174. May 23, 2013Five “Musicians” Who Scare The Shit Out Of Me (For All The Wrong Reasons)
  175. May 20, 2013Six Sad Suicide Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  176. May 17, 2013Dying to Fuck: How AIDS Helped Save Generation X
  177. May 14, 2013Further Proof That My Life Is A Movie….
  178. May 13, 2013The True Story Of That Time I Thought I Was Dying Then Pissed Out A Stalactite
  179. May 12, 2013The Definition of Selfless Love: A Thank You To All Moms on Mother’s Day
  180. May 10, 2013Five Movie Characters That Scare The Absolute Shit Out Of Me
  181. May 9, 2013Healing From A Home Invasion: A Tragedy Struck A Young Family And They Need Your Help
  182. May 7, 2013My Sex Bracelet Experience (Or) How I Learned That All Kids Nowadays Are Freakishly Deviant
  183. May 6, 2013Five White Guys Who Killed It At The Apollo
  184. May 2, 2013Six Songs So Aggressive They Make Me Want To Fist Fight A Drunken Grizzly Bear TO THE DEATH
  185. Apr 29, 2013The Hearts Of The Pure: Why Volunteering At The Special Olympics Will Change Your Life
  186. Apr 25, 2013Five Directors Who Understand The True Depths of Human Suffering
  187. Apr 24, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: Dave Grohl Edition
  188. Apr 22, 2013The True Story of the One Time I Was Slapped In The Face In Front Of My Entire School and Loved It (Kind Of)
  189. Apr 19, 2013How Social Networking Has Resurrected The Mentality Of The Lynch Mob
  190. Apr 17, 2013Five Great Under the Radar “Horror” Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix Right Now
  191. Apr 15, 2013Nothing Is Safe and Nowhere is Scared: Bombs At The Boston Marathon
  192. Apr 12, 2013The Amazing Unspoken Tragedy of the Song “Clothes Off” By Jermaine Stewart: A True Story
  193. Apr 10, 2013The Wonderful World of Zombier: Written by Pollyanna McIntosh
  194. Apr 8, 2013I Am Starting A Barter Society: Who’s In
  195. Apr 5, 2013A Perfect Mess in a Pretty Dress: Talking Kurt Cobain on the Anniversary of His Death
  196. Apr 3, 2013Don’t Worry If You Feel Overwhelmed By Life Right Now, We All Do
  197. Apr 2, 2013The REAL Beasts of the Southern Wild: Why MTV Needs To Be Held Accountable For Shain Gandee’s Death
  198. Apr 1, 2013Throne of the Dead: Last Night’s Walking Dead Finale Sucked and Game of Thrones Premiere Ruled
  199. Mar 31, 2013Jesus Was A Zombie (or) In A Single Image, Remy Sums Up Easter
  200. Mar 28, 2013You’re Doing It Wrong: An Open Letter To All Parents Ever
  201. Mar 26, 2013Six Sick Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  202. Mar 25, 2013Can We Take A Moment To Discuss How Messed Up This Kid Probably Is Now
  203. Mar 24, 2013My Life in Six Second Bursts: Why Doesn’t The World Know Vine Is The Best Thing Ever
  204. Mar 22, 2013The True and Truly Disturbing Implications Of My Former Bout With Night Terrors
  205. Mar 21, 2013Money and Hoes: My Pledge to the Illuminati
  206. Mar 16, 2013It’s My Birthday: Hit the Donate Button and Buy Me A Green Beer
  207. Mar 14, 2013She Tied Me Up, She Tied Me Down: An S&M Poem by Dr.Seuss
  208. Mar 12, 2013Slapping Is Okay: Why Is It So Acceptable In Society For Men To Get Domestically Abused
  209. Mar 11, 2013The Plymouth Diaries: That Time I Mistakenly Smoked Angel Dust Laced Weed We Stole From The Mafia (Or) Getting What You Deserve: A True Story
  210. Mar 9, 2013From ABC’s of Death to American Mary: Five Reviews Of The Killer Crop of Current Horror Films
  211. Mar 7, 2013Was Vampire’s Kiss the Original American Psycho: A Mindf*ck Theory About A Mindf*ck Movie
  212. Mar 6, 2013School Shootings and Sexual Assault: My Mega Messed Up and Morose Movie Marathon
  213. Mar 4, 2013My Five Facebook Friends I Would Most Like To Sleep With
  214. Mar 1, 2013Fall River Follies: The Guy Who Tore His Own Head Off Ten Minutes From My Old Apartment: A True Story
  215. Feb 28, 2013Why Conan O’ Brien Reviewing Video Games Is The Best Thing To Happen To Game Journalism In Years
  216. Feb 26, 2013Manic Depression, Madness, and Love: Why Silver Linings Playbook Is An Incredibly Important Film
  217. Feb 25, 2013Six Songs Obviously Influenced By The Ingestion Of Hallucinogens
  218. Feb 22, 2013The True Story of the Time I Got To Diss The Disgusting Women Of “The Rock Of Love” In A Providence Airport
  219. Feb 18, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2012 REDUX
  220. Feb 18, 2013Please Show Some Support For A Great Cause
  221. Feb 14, 2013A Sexy Playlist For You To Get Your Swerve On To This Valentine’s Eve
  222. Feb 13, 2013My Interview With The Awesome And Enigmatic Pollyanna McIntosh (of The Woman)
  223. Feb 12, 2013The Creepy Subtext Of Five Annoying Neighbors From 90’s Television
  224. Feb 11, 2013Never Being Heard (or) That’s Just What Love Is (A Proposition and A Poem)
  225. Feb 7, 2013Branded: The Greatest Orgy Never Told
  226. Feb 5, 2013That Time I Had To Convince A Gang Banger Not To Kill Me and My Cousin: A True Story
  227. Feb 1, 2013A Plea To My Beautiful Readers….
  228. Jan 30, 2013Five F*cked Up Life Lessons I Learned From Movies
  229. Jan 29, 2013Six Hilariously Cheesy Nineties Music Videos (or) Six Homosexual Groups That Mostly Spell Their Name Wrong And PretendTo Be Straight
  230. Jan 28, 2013Six Awesome Fictional Drugs That I Would Actually Take
  231. Jan 25, 2013Do You Know What A Merkin Is
  232. Jan 23, 2013Remy Rant: How Open World Games Have Gotten Too Big For Their Own Britches
  233. Jan 22, 2013Violence, Mass Media, and Martyrs: Why Doesn’t Anyone Blame The News
  234. Jan 18, 2013Four Celebrities Who Diesturbated (Died While Masturbating)
  235. Jan 15, 2013Exile In Your Own Head: Why So Many Writers Kill Themselves
  236. Jan 14, 2013Django Unchained, Western Django, and the Unspoken Redemption of Christoph Waltz
  237. Jan 10, 2013Killer Joe: The Most Sexually Uncomfortable (Yet Oddly Enjoyable) Film I Have Seen in a Long Time
  238. Jan 9, 2013How Ashley Be”Came” the Queen of the Insects
  239. Jan 7, 2013The Stupidest Question You Can Ever Be Asked In A Relationship
  240. Jan 3, 2013The Battle of the Bears: TED Versus Teddy Ruxpin Freestyle Rap Battle (With Special Surprise Guests)
  241. Jan 1, 2013Director’s Cut: The Six Most Popular Posts from RemyCarreiro.com in 2012
  242. Dec 31, 2012And The Best TV Show Of Year Goes To…..
  243. Dec 28, 2012And The Best Video Game Of 2012 Goes To….
  244. Dec 27, 2012And The Best Album of 2012 Goes To…..
  245. Dec 26, 2012The Six Best Movies Of 2012
  246. Dec 20, 2012Faith In Humanity Restor…WTF
  247. Dec 19, 2012Let’s Say The World DOES End In A Few Days: What Would You Do Differently Today?
  248. Dec 17, 2012Bribery, Nepotism, and Juicing: The Bitter Truth Behind The Reindeer Games
  249. Dec 14, 2012The School Shooting: What Do You Even Say About Tragedies Like Today?
  250. Dec 13, 2012Five Movie Scenes (In Non-Horror Films) That Are Terribly Unsettling
  251. Dec 12, 2012Five Essential Movies To See While Tripping On Your Face Off
  252. Dec 11, 2012The Mall Santa: A Creepy And Outdated Ritual That Needs To Stop
  253. Dec 10, 2012Thank You (Or) How The Hell Did I Get A Million Readers?
  254. Dec 5, 2012Sex Scenes In Stuff You Watch With Your Parents: The Worst Things Ever
  255. Dec 4, 2012Listen, You Should Never Kill Yourself, But If You Do, You Should Kill Yourself By Fighting A Bear
  256. Nov 29, 2012Dead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
  257. Nov 28, 2012Surprise, You’re Dead: The Game That Will Change Your Life
  258. Nov 27, 2012Six Live Shows That Truly Changed My Life
  259. Nov 26, 2012Romeo and Juliet: The Most Vastly Misunderstood Love Story Ever
  260. Nov 21, 2012Thanksgiving: The Fattest, Rapiest Holiday Ever
  261. Nov 20, 2012How Dimebag Darrell Getting Shot On Stage Was The Most Metal Moment Of All Time
  262. Nov 19, 2012My Disney Trip From Hell Part 2: The Fingering Contest And My Molly Ringwald
  263. Nov 16, 2012Bear With Me (Or) Ten Hours Of Jake Singing About Bacon Pancakes
  264. Nov 14, 2012Is This An Article About Puppies Or Is This An Article About Suicide: Can It Be About Both?
  265. Nov 13, 2012Horror Movie Philosophy 101: Could You Kill A Child To Save Yourself Or Your Family
  266. Nov 12, 2012Sex and The Social Network: How The Mating Rituals Of Humans Have Changed In The Age of Facebook
  267. Nov 9, 2012Hacked Off Legs and Dead Lovers: How Season Three Of The Walking Dead Has Forever Changed Television
  268. Nov 8, 2012Cock Shots and Crysturbation: Five Incredibly WTF Moments From Mainstream Movies
  269. Nov 7, 2012An American Revolution Right Before Our Eyes: The Legalization Of Marijuana
  270. Nov 6, 2012The Five Most Deadly Sexual Positions Currently Banned From The Kama Sutra
  271. Nov 5, 2012Before and After: The Heart Breaking Implications Behind Sloth From The Goonies
  272. Nov 2, 2012A Year Full Of Fails (or) Two Hours Worth Of Videos Of Stupid People Getting Justifiably Hurt
  273. Nov 1, 2012Fuck This Shit! (A Gallery For Those Who Give Few Fucks)
  274. Oct 31, 2012Possessed Or Schizophrenic: The True Tale Of Anneliese Michel (Emily Rose)
  275. Oct 30, 2012The True Story Of “Max” And The Halloween Party Massacre
  276. Oct 29, 2012Sex With A Frankenstorm: Seducing Sandy In an Attempt To Keep Her Calm
  277. Oct 26, 2012Silly Spandex and Bouts Of Sadness: The High Cost Of Being A Superhero
  278. Oct 25, 2012Five Famous Celebrities I Dated And The Reasons It Didn’t Work Out
  279. Oct 24, 2012Five Horror Movies So Bad, I Am Dumber After Having Watched Them
  280. Oct 23, 2012A Life You Wouldn’t Wish On An Enemy: The Tragic And True Story Of Keanu Reeves
  281. Oct 22, 2012The Plymouth Diaries: That Time A Neo-Nazi Dosed Me With LSD
  282. Oct 19, 2012She’s The Kind Of Girl: A Retrospective On Some Of The Women I’ve Known
  283. Oct 18, 2012Two Epic Internet Threads On Two Major Sites Dedicated To Just How Much I Suck
  284. Oct 17, 2012Cheesy 80’s Movies: Seven Songs We All Secretly Love From The Soundtracks
  285. Oct 16, 2012Scarred and Feathered: The Very Best Of French Extreme Cinema
  286. Oct 15, 2012That Time I Stole A Quarter-Pound From The Mafia, But Gave It Back Because I Thought They Were Going To Kill My Dad (True Story)
  287. Oct 14, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Radiohead Scotch Mist Sessions
  288. Oct 12, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Chance
  289. Oct 12, 2012Five Things That Prove God Is Dead (or) The Most Nihilist Article Ever Published
  290. Oct 11, 2012Kit Kat Crust and Shrimp and Mayo Pizza: The Most Insane Pizzas Available At Pizza Huts All Over The World
  291. Oct 10, 2012This Article Reserved For Troy (last name withheld for his protection)
  292. Oct 10, 2012Balls and Bowie: My Interview With The Baby From Labyrinth
  293. Oct 9, 2012Watching Beyond The Black Rainbow Tripping My Face Off: A Drug-Induced Review Of A Mindf*ck Of A Film
  294. Oct 7, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Nine Inch Nails at Woodstock, 1994
  295. Oct 6, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Button Bob
  296. Oct 5, 2012Six Songs To Have Sex To: Best Sex Music
  297. Oct 4, 2012Soft Serve, Booze and Prizes: Why My Wake Will Be Awesome
  298. Oct 3, 2012The Presidential Debate: Mitt Zombie vs Barackula (politics I can understand)
  299. Oct 2, 2012The Perils Of Freelance Writing (Or) All The Stuff You Don’t Get To See
  300. Oct 1, 2012Video Games, Space and Journalism: My Interview With Paul Tassi of Unreality
  301. Sep 30, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Mama
  302. Sep 29, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Mega Man Versus Metroid
  303. Sep 28, 2012Paranormal Urban Exploration: Insane Asylum, My Haunting Experience With The Danvers State Hospital
  304. Sep 27, 2012The Maxx, Ren & Stimpy, Darkwing Duck: Remslist of the best cartoons, best animation of the 90’s
  305. Sep 26, 2012From Soda Machines To Elevators: Five Lifehacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Badass
  306. Sep 25, 2012They Drugged and Abandoned Me: My Disney Trip From Hell (A True Story)
  307. Sep 24, 2012The Six Best Drug-Fueled Books Ever Written (Part One)
  308. Sep 23, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Sebastian’s Voodoo
  309. Sep 22, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Magic Pen
  310. Sep 21, 2012The Six Best Nerd Proposals (Though There Are No Winners In Marriage, Really)
  311. Sep 20, 2012Five Celebrities I am Convinced Would Punch Me In The Face If We Met (and One I Would Like To Punch)
  312. Sep 19, 2012Five (Mostly Mainstream) Movies Where The Sex Was Real
  313. Sep 18, 2012That Time A Possessed Little Girl Talked To Me (or) Why Nightmares Are Wonderfully Necessary
  314. Sep 17, 2012They Say If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, You Shouldn’t Say Anything At All: A True Story
  315. Sep 17, 2012Bjork and Stimpy: The Ten Most Epic Animated Music Videos
  316. Sep 16, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Robbie
  317. Sep 14, 2012Play With Jake Saturday: Donkey Kong
  318. Sep 14, 2012Six Amazing Authors Who Tragically Took Their Own Lives
  319. Sep 13, 2012The Seven Best Zombie Games Ever Made
  320. Sep 12, 2012Six Honest Movies About Taboo Aspects of Relationships
  321. Sep 11, 2012From Scary to Sparkly: How Twilight Forever Ruined Vampires
  322. Sep 10, 2012Tripping Balls: Let’s Talk About Nutmeg
  323. Sep 9, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Portal (No Escape)
  324. Sep 8, 2012Play With Me Saturday: I Can Hold My Breath Forever
  325. Sep 7, 2012Geppetto (Or) He Makes Little Boys In There, You Know…
  326. Sep 6, 2012The Five Best and the Five Worst Horror Movies of 2012 (Thus Far)
  327. Sep 5, 2012An In-Depth Examination Of That One Toy You Had In Your House Growing Up That Scared The Crap Out Of You But You Never Told Anyone About
  328. Sep 4, 2012Six Hilariously Contagious Blooper Reels From Movies and TV
  329. Sep 3, 2012The Speech I Wrote For Christopher Walken (That He Doesn’t Know About)
  330. Sep 3, 2012Oh, Something Awful….
  331. Sep 2, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Gift
  332. Sep 1, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Kung Fu (Remix)
  333. Aug 31, 2012Five Life-Affirming Videos of People Hearing For The First Time (Bring Kleenex)
  334. Aug 30, 2012That Time Half Of Estonia Wanted Me Dead For Inadvertently Insulting Their One Pop Star (A True Story)
  335. Aug 29, 2012Five Potential Plot Points For Season Three of The Walking Dead
  336. Aug 28, 2012Cannot Unsee: Ten Movies That Ruined Me
  337. Aug 26, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Blinky
  338. Aug 25, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Multitask
  339. Aug 24, 2012How That One Bug That Fell Behind Your Bed Might Not Actually Be Planning To Kill Your Family
  340. Aug 23, 2012Five Guys Ghetto Review: Dare I Say, The Best Review You Will Ever See For A Bacon Cheeseburger
  341. Aug 22, 20127 Hip Hop Songs (and Artists) That Perpetuate the Dehumanization of Women
  342. Aug 21, 2012Five Books That Changed My Life
  343. Aug 20, 2012How The Brady Bunch Perfectly Symbolizes the Decaying Moral Fiber of the American Family
  344. Aug 19, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Dark Side of OZ
  345. Aug 18, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Exmortis (2)
  346. Aug 17, 2012Six Amazingly Eighties Music Videos
  347. Aug 16, 20126 Videos That Just Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity
  348. Aug 15, 201210 Celebrities Who Tried To Kill Themselves (And Failed)
  349. Aug 14, 2012Race Wars, Bad Drugs, and Good Friends: The True Story Of My Youth in Plymouth. Part 1
  350. Aug 13, 2012Raptor on the Loose in Melbourne: Coolest Thing Ever
  351. Aug 13, 2012The Great Muppet Uprising (or) Another Metaphor For the Death of Innocence In Our Society
  352. Aug 11, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ruin
  353. Aug 10, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Skinny
  354. Aug 10, 2012Gender Ground Zero: How Men Have Ruined Women and Women Have Ruined Men
  355. Aug 9, 20126 Absurd Moments From Movies That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh
  356. Aug 8, 2012My Day At The Baby Battles: Worst Day Of My Life
  357. Aug 8, 2012Louis Ck’s Thought On Being White
  358. Aug 7, 2012Superhero Name or Metal Band: Can You Tell The Difference?
  359. Aug 6, 2012Overacting and Underacting: The Five Best Examples of Reactions in Film
  360. Aug 5, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Welcome To Hoxford
  361. Aug 4, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Every Day the Same Dream
  362. Aug 3, 2012Six Celebrities I Would Like To Have With Me For The Zombie Apocalypse
  363. Aug 2, 2012What The F*ck Is Up With Wolverine’s Hair?
  364. Aug 1, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 3)
  365. Aug 1, 2012The Art of Gaslighting (or) How I Learned To Love Driving Someone Insane
  366. Jul 31, 20127 Hilarious Videos Of Animals Reacting To Being Surprised
  367. Jul 30, 2012Playing Laser Tag, Counseling Rape Victims, and Discovering Models: The 5 Most Insane Jobs I Have Ever Had
  368. Jul 29, 2012File This Under WTF: Chris Cornell Made An Album With Timbaland
  369. Jul 29, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Triangle
  370. Jul 28, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Achievement Unlocked
  371. Jul 27, 2012The Mickey Mouse Cartoon That Might Make You Kill Yourself
  372. Jul 26, 20127 Amazing Horror Films Not Enough Of You Have Seen
  373. Jul 26, 2012Ron Swanson, Annie from Community, and That Chick From Will & Grace Smoking Weed
  374. Jul 25, 20126 Comedians (And One Director) Flipping the Script On Hecklers
  375. Jul 24, 2012The Dark Knight Slaps the Sh*t Out Of Tobey Maguire
  376. Jul 24, 2012The Top Ten Most Incredibly Awkward and Uncomfortable Celebrity Interviews (With Clips!)
  377. Jul 23, 2012Audrey Hepburn and her Pet Fawn, Pippen: A True Story
  378. Jul 22, 2012The Dark Knight Rises: An In-Depth Examination of the Movie and its Flaws.
  379. Jul 22, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: The Hitcher (Original)
  380. Jul 21, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Robot Unicorn Attack
  381. Jul 20, 2012Batman Shootings and Rape: What Is Sacred and When Is Too Soon?
  382. Jul 19, 2012The Girl With Three Boobs is Back!
  383. Jul 19, 2012Why Society Should Not Forgive People Like R. Kelly, Chris Brown, and Roman Polankski
  384. Jul 19, 2012Mr Wizard’s a Dick
  385. Jul 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump # 312
  386. Jul 18, 20126 Insanely Awful TV Shows That Actually Existed
  387. Jul 17, 2012Male Nudity in Hollywood: The Unspoken Double Standard
  388. Jul 16, 2012Dirty Laundry: The Gritty, Violent Punisher Film We’ve All Been Waiting For (With Thomas Jane and Ron Perlman)
  389. Jul 16, 2012Bacon Covered Bacon with Bacon Infused Bacon Droppings in a Bacon Reduction
  390. Jul 16, 2012The 8 Most Freakishly Realistic Drug Sequences in Modern Cinema
  391. Jul 15, 2012Be Friends With Me: Rosario Dawson
  392. Jul 15, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ralph Bakshi’s WIZARDS.
  393. Jul 14, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Puzzle Bobble
  394. Jul 13, 2012The 5 Most Emotionally Devastating Rap Songs
  395. Jul 12, 2012A Man Has A Conversation With His Twelve Year Old Self
  396. Jul 12, 20126 Dogs That Can Somehow Speak English
  397. Jul 11, 20125 Blooper Reels From Incredibly Endearing Actresses That Will Only Make You Like Them More
  398. Jul 10, 2012The Ouija Board and the Movie Star (That Time I May Have Inadvertently Woken a Demon): A True Story
  399. Jul 10, 2012The Only Stripping Bear You Will See Today
  400. Jul 10, 20126 Stupid Movies You Won’t Believe Are Real (With Trailers To Prove They Are)
  401. Jul 9, 2012Fatty McFat Fat’s Oreo Bars of Otherworldly Delight
  402. Jul 9, 2012Epic “Shake Weight” Prank
  403. Jul 8, 2012The Game of Thrones Drinking Game For People Who Don’t Drink ©
  404. Jul 8, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
  405. Jul 7, 2012Play With Me Saturday: The Company Of Myself
  406. Jul 6, 20125 Brilliant Comedians and Their Thoughts About Marijuana
  407. Jul 6, 2012A Pocket Full of Quarters: My Childhood Spent At Video Arcades
  408. Jul 5, 2012Top 5 Examples of Karma Caught on Tape
  409. Jul 5, 2012Perfect Strangers: The Video Game. Mindf*ck of the Day
  410. Jul 5, 2012Better Than Bacon Contest #2: Turn Me Into A Meme
  411. Jul 4, 2012Happy July 4th: Now Bow Down Before The Unrelenting Power of Hypnotoad
  412. Jul 4, 2012Top 10 Videos of Animals Doing Really Cute Stuff
  413. Jul 3, 2012The Most Soul Destroying Film I Never Should Have Watched: A Serbian Film
  414. Jul 2, 20125 Incredibly Embarrassing Magician Fails
  415. Jul 1, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Hulk Versus Wolverine
  416. Jun 30, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Neverending Light
  417. Jun 29, 201220 Haikus About Rage
  418. Jun 29, 2012The Top 6 Coolest Zombie Kills
  419. Jun 28, 2012Top 5 Examples of Reporters “Mistakenly” Saying Cock
  420. Jun 27, 2012Carly Rae Jepsen Metal Version of Call Me Maybe
  421. Jun 27, 2012Louis CK’s Thoughts About Smoking Pot
  422. Jun 26, 2012A Clockwork Orange As Told Through Gifs
  423. Jun 26, 2012The Fruit Flavored Candy Conundrum: What Is Wrong With Kids Today?
  424. Jun 25, 2012Top 5 “Somebody That I Used To Know” Gotye Covers
  425. Jun 24, 2012The Saddest Day Ever In The Hundred Acre Wood
  426. Jun 24, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Salem’s Lot (Original)
  427. Jun 23, 2012Play With Me Saturday: QWOP
  428. Jun 22, 20125 Articles I Wrote That Are Better Than This One
  429. Jun 21, 20126 Freakish, Out Of Context Videos
  430. Jun 20, 2012Nutella and Banana Wontons
  431. Jun 20, 2012The Dark Side: I Choose You!
  432. Jun 20, 2012Sigur Ros Make Shia LeBeouf Show His Penis For The Sake Of Art
  433. Jun 19, 2012The (Metaphoric) Death of the (Modern Day) Superhero In Our (Dying) Society
  434. Jun 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 4
  435. Jun 18, 2012You Wanna Know How I Know I’d Be a Terrible Doctor?
  436. Jun 17, 2012My 5 Favorite (Current) Adult Swim Shows
  437. Jun 17, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Easy Rider
  438. Jun 17, 2012Happy Father’s Day: My Five Favorite Fathers In Film
  439. Jun 16, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Pretentious Game
  440. Jun 15, 2012Ode to the Drunk Girl
  441. Jun 15, 2012Drugs, Drugs, Drugs: The Greatest PSA Ever
  442. Jun 15, 2012A Bunch Of Michael Fassbender Gifs
  443. Jun 15, 2012The 5 Creepiest Short Films I’ve Ever Seen
  444. Jun 14, 2012Polar Bear Uses Rock To Break Aquarium Glass
  445. Jun 13, 2012A Random Batch Of Peculiar Thoughts.
  446. Jun 13, 2012Bacon Infused Chocolate Maple Cupcakes: Sexy Dessert
  447. Jun 12, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 2)
  448. Jun 12, 2012Charlie Sheen and the 8MM Snuff Film (A True Story)
  449. Jun 11, 20125 Utterly Amazing Fan Films
  450. Jun 11, 2012Hiding A Gun In Her Privates? A Question About The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reboot
  451. Jun 11, 2012And The Winner For The First Official Better Than Bacon Contest Is…
  452. Jun 11, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 3
  453. Jun 10, 2012If You Snore And You Have Children, You Need To Read This: You May Be A Terrible Parent And Not Even Know It.
  454. Jun 10, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Zeitgeist
  455. Jun 9, 2012You Ever Have One Of Those Days?
  456. Jun 9, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Super Mario Crossover
  457. Jun 8, 20126 Songs About Killing Someone
  458. Jun 8, 2012The Elevator Ride From Hell: A True Story
  459. Jun 8, 2012A Gallery Of All-Too-Awesome Fan Art
  460. Jun 7, 2012Saturday Morning Cartoons
  461. Jun 7, 2012Disney’s Wreck It Ralph Trailer
  462. Jun 7, 2012This Is My Favorite Gif Ever
  463. Jun 7, 2012Yeah, So This Happened: Part 2
  464. Jun 6, 2012A Realistic Look At Hansel and Gretel: The Aftermath
  465. Jun 6, 2012The Five Best Plane Crashes In Cinema
  466. Jun 6, 201240 Minutes Of The Best Kills In Horror Movies
  467. Jun 6, 2012This Is What Ebony Magazine Predicted Michael Jackson Would Look Like In The Year 2000
  468. Jun 6, 2012Apple Nachos For The Win
  469. Jun 5, 20125 Places To Kill Time Today
  470. Jun 5, 2012The Zombie Invasion Has Officially Begun
  471. Jun 5, 2012Faith Renewed In Humanity
  472. Jun 5, 2012Fight Club As Told Through Gifs
  473. Jun 5, 2012Lego Weed
  474. Jun 5, 2012Top 5 Videos Of Bullies Getting Knocked Out
  475. Jun 5, 2012Facebook Status Generator
  476. Jun 5, 2012Magazines Aimed At Men And The Stupid Questions They Pose
  477. Jun 4, 2012Two Year Old Hears Mom’s Voice For The First Time
  478. Jun 4, 2012I Dare You To Look At This Forever
  479. Jun 4, 2012The Death of Reality TV
  480. Jun 4, 2012Six Visually Experimental Horror Films
  481. Jun 3, 2012A Few Keen Vacation Spots
  482. Jun 3, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: A.T.M
  483. Jun 3, 2012Yeah, So This Happened
  484. Jun 2, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Abobo’s Big Adventure
  485. Jun 2, 2012The First, Official, “Better Than Bacon” Contest
  486. Jun 2, 2012Troy From Community: A Trip Inside His Mind
  487. Jun 2, 2012The Horde: Garage Scene
  488. Jun 1, 2012That Time I Brought 80’s Pop Star Laura Branigan Back From The Dead
  489. Jun 1, 2012Does Anyone Else Remember These?
  490. Jun 1, 2012Loiter Squad: Blackass
  491. Jun 1, 2012Kids These Days
  492. Jun 1, 2012Bacon Infused Cinnamon Role: Sexy Breakfast
  493. Jun 1, 2012My Interview With The Oft Misunderstood Honey Badger: In His Own Words
  494. May 31, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump #2
  495. May 30, 2012Enter The Void: DMT Scene
  496. May 30, 2012Oddly Sexy
  497. May 30, 2012Be Friends With Me: Liam Neeson
  498. May 30, 2012Four Movies So Bad They Are Good
  499. May 29, 2012Dear Joffrey: A Game Of Thrones Moment
  500. May 29, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump.
  501. May 29, 2012All The Joker Scenes From The Dark Knight
  502. May 28, 2012Hallway Scene From Oldboy
  503. May 28, 2012Anyone Want To Go To The Beach?
  504. May 28, 2012The Breakup Poem
  505. May 28, 2012Joey Fatone Getting Eaten By A Shark
  506. May 28, 2012Super Mario Brothers (Playable)
  507. May 28, 2012Memorial Day Shenanigans
  508. May 28, 2012My 5 Favorite Viral Videos
  509. May 28, 2012Follow Me On Twitter.
  510. May 28, 2012Pixels (Short Film)
  511. May 27, 2012That Moment….
  512. May 27, 2012Dear Tim and Eric
  513. May 27, 2012Gifs of the Gods
  514. May 27, 2012What Is The (Best) Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?
  515. May 27, 2012Censorship Is Wrong
  516. May 26, 2012Playable Version of Duck Hunt
  517. May 26, 2012Remy’s Advice For The Day
  518. May 26, 2012Yard work Sucks
  519. May 26, 2012Coolest Way To Peel A Potato
  520. May 26, 2012The Amazing Spiderman (and his) Unicorn Lover
  521. May 26, 2012My Favorite Videos: Part 1: Knights of Cydonia
  522. May 25, 2012The Bunny Suit On Plymouth Ave At 2 a.m
  523. May 25, 2012Steak n Cheese Tater Tots? Yes Please
  524. May 25, 2012Begotten (Full Movie): Watch At Your Own Risk
  525. May 25, 2012This Happened
  526. May 25, 2012The Top 5 Little Kids Covering Full Size Artists
  527. May 25, 2012I Love This New Wizard Of Oz Book Cover
  528. May 25, 2012Bane Will Break Batman’s Back.
  529. May 24, 2012What Is The Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex?
  530. May 24, 2012I Made Pizza Cup Cakes
  531. May 24, 2012Do You Watch Adventure Time?
  532. May 24, 2012Arnie: High As F*ck
  533. May 24, 2012The Top 5 Movies That Scare The Hell Out Of Me
  534. May 24, 2012Wu-Tang Name Generator
  535. May 24, 2012The Anatomy Of A Snail
  536. May 24, 2012My Scathing Review of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” Music Video
  537. May 24, 2012How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
  538. May 24, 2012Friends Who Steal Lighters
  539. May 23, 20128-Bit Version of Radiohead Album Ok Computer In Its Entirety
  540. May 22, 2012My Dinner With Batman
  541. May 22, 2012Haikus About Sex
  542. May 22, 2012This Tattoo: Awesomely Terrifying
  543. May 22, 2012The Old Lady Who (Maybe?) Tried To Kidnap Me
  544. May 21, 2012The Shining: Benny Hill Remix
  545. May 21, 2012Money Art of Mark Wagner
  546. May 21, 2012This Kid Is Cooler Than You
  547. May 21, 2012An Evening In Hell: My Scariest Drug Experiences. Part 1
  548. May 20, 2012Five Photos That Make You Question Your Sanity (Or Mine)
  549. May 20, 2012Someone Once Told Me I Was A Doorway
  550. May 18, 20127 Animated Movies Clearly Not Aimed At Children
  551. May 17, 2012Shark Puncher
  552. May 17, 2012My Date With Jesus
  553. May 17, 2012Videos Of Drunk Girls Falling Off Of Tables
  554. May 17, 2012Kittens and Tits
  555. May 17, 2012It Is National Bully A Bully Day
  556. May 17, 2012Anchorman 2: Be officially Excited
  557. May 17, 2012Nirvana is Awesome. This Kid Loves Nirvana. Therefore, This Kid Is Awesome.
  558. May 17, 2012Shades Of Leaves
  559. May 16, 2012The Dollar Store Can Be A Very Interesting Place
  560. May 15, 2012My New Apartment Is Haunted
  561. May 15, 2012Holy Sh*t, A Giant Kit Kat Bar!
  562. May 15, 2012A Theory About Sex and Candy
  563. May 15, 2012Project Mayhem
  564. May 15, 2012Do You Suck At Something? Let Remy Do It For You!
  565. May 15, 2012The Bacon Argument
  566. May 15, 2012That Old Expression (part 1)
  567. May 13, 2012Putting Bacon Inside Batter
  568. May 13, 2012Things Did Not End Well For the Tupac Hologram.