Remy

Remy


Registered on Friday the 11th of May, 2012

Website: http://www.remycarreiro.com
My name is Remy and I like to write about stuff and things. My goal with this website is not so much to change the world, but to entertain people with attention spans as short as mine. Oh look! A penny...

Posts by Remy ¬

  1. Dec 17, 20146 Christmas Movies You Can Watch on Netflix Right Now
  2. Dec 14, 2014The Two Evil Christmas Songs That Should Have A Baby Together….
  3. Dec 8, 20145 Movie Families We Can All Relate To (But Refuse To Admit It)
  4. Dec 3, 2014The 10 Best Movies of 2014: Remy’s Picks
  5. Nov 30, 2014So Shia LeBeouf Got Raped During His Art Show…
  6. Nov 23, 2014Fakebook: How Social Media Is Ruining Everyone’s Self-Esteem
  7. Nov 20, 2014My Thoughts On Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac
  8. Nov 17, 2014Why Haven’t You Seen It: Mr. Nobody
  9. Nov 12, 2014An Open Letter To Those Who Get Depressed Around The Holidays
  10. Nov 10, 2014Love: The Best and Worst Thing That Will Ever Happen To You
  11. Oct 30, 2014You Need To Watch This: Flesh Computer
  12. Oct 27, 2014HULUween: The 5 Best Horror Movies To Watch On Hulu For Halloween
  13. Oct 22, 2014Extreme Haunts (Or) Why I Don’t Go To Haunted Attractions During Halloween
  14. Oct 19, 2014Halloween Hit List: 10 Must Watch Horror Movies On Netflix
  15. Oct 14, 2014What To Watch While You Are Dying From Ebola: 5 End Of The World Movies On Netflix
  16. Oct 7, 2014My Thoughts On The Travesty That Is “No More Saturday Morning Cartoons”
  17. Sep 30, 2014My Pitch For Syfy’s First Fully Self-Aware Movie: Space Bears
  18. Sep 28, 2014Escapism or Sadism: Why Do We Like Dark Movies?
  19. Sep 23, 2014Some Quick Notes About Last Week’s Orgy
  20. Sep 17, 20145 Horror Films To Watch on Netflix (as of 9/17/2014)
  21. Sep 12, 2014Uncle Joey and Alanis: Why You Oughta Know Might Be the Funniest Song Ever Written
  22. Sep 9, 2014Autism, Empathy, and Emptiness: Why You Need To See The United States of Leland
  23. Sep 4, 20146 (More) Videos That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
  24. Sep 1, 2014Labor Day: A Sweet Goodbye to the Summer of my Discontent
  25. Aug 21, 2014Another Messed Up Movie (You Need to See): Downloading Nancy
  26. Aug 15, 2014The Time My False Bravado Caused Me To Jump Out of a Plane At 10,000 Feet To Impress a Girl
  27. Jul 30, 2014My Interview With Lauren Ashley Carter (of Jug Face and The Woman) About Hollywood, Gender, and Cheese
  28. Jul 29, 2014Was Creed The Worst Band of all Time: Let’s Discuss
  29. Jul 24, 2014Five Achilles Cutting Scenes That Will Leave You Unable To Walk
  30. Jul 21, 2014The PG-13 Kill Rule (and How PG-13 Has Ruined Cinema)
  31. Jul 16, 2014Can We Talk About Pig the Dog for a Second?
  32. Jul 14, 2014Fear and Loathing in Walmart: The Worst Place To Be While on LSD
  33. Jul 9, 2014Hey You: You Never Get Knocked Out and I am Proud of You
  34. Jul 8, 2014My Interview With Pollyanna McIntosh About Her New Film, Let Us Prey
  35. Jul 3, 2014Happy July 4th, Everybody!
  36. Jul 1, 2014Five Very F*cked Up Movies Streaming On Netflix, Right Now (as of 6/25/14)
  37. Jun 25, 2014The Traumatizing and True Story of the Time My Dick Turned Black
  38. Jun 24, 2014So Begins An Uncensored, New Chapter of My Life
  39. Jun 19, 2014You Ever Hear The Titanic PCP Story?
  40. Jun 17, 2014Why You Need To Watch Big Bad Wolves On Netflix, Right Now
  41. Jun 10, 2014I Want To Start A Social Media Site Based On Bartering ®
  42. Jun 4, 2014Koala Bears Are Nasty as F*ck: A Public Service Message
  43. Jun 3, 2014Why I Think JJ Abrams Might Actually Be Able to Save Star Wars
  44. May 30, 2014Happy Two Year Anniversary, My REMlins!
  45. May 29, 2014Six Unforgettable Quotes from Horror Films
  46. May 27, 2014A Remy Challenge: Find Me A Horror Movie I Have Never Seen (and Have It Scare Me)
  47. May 19, 2014The Suicide Bandage (or) How I Learned To Live After Death
  48. May 15, 2014My Advice To Aspiring Writers
  49. May 13, 2014Five Sites and Magazines I Would Love To Write For
  50. May 8, 2014Motorhead or Boy Band Song Title: Can You Tell The Difference?
  51. May 6, 2014Six Cartoon Characters Who Are Clearly Stoned
  52. May 1, 2014How Romance Films Doom All Our Relationships To Failure
  53. Apr 29, 2014The Five Reasons Most Horror Movies Fail
  54. Apr 24, 2014Why All Teenagers Need A Smack In The Face Right Now
  55. Apr 22, 2014The Batman Diaries: My First Night On the Job
  56. Apr 17, 2014The Five Kinds of People You Meet at Concerts and Festivals
  57. Apr 15, 2014Oldboy and Why The Very Concept Of “American Remakes” Is An Insult To True Fans of Film
  58. Apr 10, 2014The Haunting Case of the On-Air Suicide of a Female Reporter
  59. Apr 8, 2014Why The Goonies 2 Announcement Is The Worst Idea I Have Ever Heard In The History Of Ideas
  60. Apr 3, 2014Why Mathew McConaughey Is My Spirit Animal
  61. Apr 1, 2014Five Horror Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix, Right Now
  62. Mar 27, 2014A Warning To All Bad Drivers: You May Want To Be Careful Who You Mess With
  63. Mar 25, 2014How I Almost Shut Down RemyCarreiro.com, Yet One Soul Saved It (and Doesn’t Even Know It)
  64. Mar 19, 2014I am Doing Private Commissions: Ten Dollars, Five Hundred Words, Anything Goes
  65. Mar 17, 2014The Bitter Irony of My Birthday Being on Saint Patrick’s Day
  66. Mar 13, 2014How Ren N’ Stimpy Helped Inspire The Mindf*ck That Is Modern Kid’s Television
  67. Mar 11, 2014A Nation of Drug Zombies with OxyContin to Thank
  68. Mar 6, 2014Five Simple Reasons Why Bunnies Make The Best Pets in the World
  69. Mar 4, 2014Five (More) Documentaries To Watch on Netflix Right Now (as of 3/1/2014)
  70. Feb 27, 2014Five Super Mario Sound Effects All Women Should Use During Sex
  71. Feb 26, 2014What Is Better Than Cats Mashed Up With Classic Cinema? Nothing.
  72. Feb 20, 2014Trepanning (or) The Art of Drilling A Hole In Your Own Skull
  73. Feb 18, 2014Be Careful: You Are Surrounded by Assholes
  74. Feb 12, 2014Why Valentine’s Day is a Farce
  75. Feb 11, 2014Six Movie “Love Stories” That Will Make You Want To Shoot Yourself
  76. Feb 5, 2014Dear Horror Directors, I Need Your Help
  77. Jan 30, 2014Why Human Service Workers Are The Unspoken Heroes of Society
  78. Jan 28, 2014Soul-Stealing Cinema: The Seasoning House
  79. Jan 20, 2014Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day (and Some Facts About It That May Blow Your Mind)
  80. Jan 16, 2014How Meeting Muppeteer Jerry Nelson Changed My Life
  81. Jan 14, 2014A Quick Warning To All VINE Thieves
  82. Jan 10, 2014Scenes That Scared Me: The Poughkeepsie Tapes
  83. Jan 7, 2014We Need To Talk About What’s Between This New Reporter’s Legs
  84. Jan 2, 2014The Real Reason Pirates Wear Eye Patches
  85. Dec 31, 2013Director’s Cut: The Five Most Popular Articles from RemyCarreiro.com in 2013
  86. Dec 24, 2013Merry Christmas from RemyCarreiro.com
  87. Dec 23, 2013My First Piece Runs on BloodyDisgusting.com Today!
  88. Dec 23, 2013Six Awesome Christmas Songs You’ve Never Heard From 90’s Bands
  89. Dec 19, 2013My Interview With Jug Face Director Chad Crawford Kinkle
  90. Dec 17, 2013The Psychological Disorders Each of the Major Peanuts Characters Represent
  91. Dec 11, 2013Five More Amazing Movies From 2013 You Need To Watch on Netflix (U.S) Right Now (as of 12/11/2013)
  92. Dec 9, 2013RemyCarreiro.com Has Changes Coming, Stay Tuned For Details…
  93. Dec 4, 2013Be Careful: Christmas Season is Here, Which Means Everyone Goes Full-Retard
  94. Dec 1, 2013We Are Tragedy Vampires: Paul Walker, Death, and Celebrity Worship
  95. Nov 29, 2013Why The Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Special Was The Most WTF Thing Ever
  96. Nov 26, 2013Ten Inexplicably Hilarious Black Metal Photos
  97. Nov 21, 2013Check Out The Badass Adventure Time Sword Storm The Castle Made Me
  98. Nov 19, 2013Six Music Videos That Make You Feel ǝʞıן noʎ ǝɹɐ uo sƃnɹp
  99. Nov 18, 2013WooHoo: RemyCarreiro.com Reached Two Million Hits (and Changes Coming)
  100. Nov 14, 2013Five Documentaries You NEED To Watch On Netflix As Of 11/13/13
  101. Nov 12, 2013Why Teachers Who Perpetuate Bullying Are Worse Than The Bullies
  102. Nov 7, 2013File Under WTF: Feline AIDS (or) F.I.V
  103. Nov 5, 2013Some Simple Steps To Help Cope With the Tragedy of Suicide
  104. Oct 30, 2013The Six Scariest Video Games I’ve Ever Played
  105. Oct 28, 2013Jenny’s First Time Fell On A Halloween
  106. Oct 24, 2013The Five Scariest Books I’ve Ever Read
  107. Oct 22, 2013The Five Best Horror Graphic Novels I Have Ever Read
  108. Oct 17, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2013
  109. Oct 15, 2013The True Story Of The Time That Kid Tried To Murder Me In His Basement
  110. Oct 14, 2013So Begins My Two Weeks of Terror and Horror at RemyCarreiro.com
  111. Oct 10, 2013Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Stuck In A Loop?
  112. Oct 8, 2013Housewives, Whores, or Victims: Hollywood’s War Against Women
  113. Oct 7, 2013I Survived BTK: A Documentary That Will Eat Part of Your Soul
  114. Oct 3, 2013The Defining Moment When Heisenberg Took Over Walter White’s Life on Breaking Bad
  115. Oct 1, 2013Kid Cudi and Tyler the Creator in Boston Friday for Cud Life Tour: A Game Changer
  116. Sep 26, 2013My Top Five “Guilty Pleasure” Movies
  117. Sep 24, 2013That Time My Homophobic Homosexual Boss Tried To Use A GTA Game To Entrap Me
  118. Sep 19, 2013The Most Concise Grand Theft Auto 5 Review You Will Ever Read
  119. Sep 17, 2013The Last Laugh: The Man Who Killed The Joker
  120. Sep 13, 2013Six Scrumptiously Sensual Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  121. Sep 11, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: RZA
  122. Sep 5, 2013Six More Horror Movies You Need to Watch On Netflix Right Now (as of 9/5/13)
  123. Sep 3, 2013Why Do We Equate Success With Selling Out in Pop Culture
  124. Aug 29, 2013Pedophiles and Autism: Why Fun Size Is One of the Most Messed Up Movies Ever Made
  125. Aug 27, 2013The Lies of Bathroom Etiquette: I Need To Teach Men How To Pee Properly
  126. Aug 22, 2013Six Movie Scenes That Utterly Traumatized Me As A Child
  127. Aug 19, 2013The Spoiled Generation: Is Technology Ruining Modern Childhood?
  128. Aug 14, 2013So THAT’S How Michael Jackson Did The Lean Move From Smooth Criminal
  129. Aug 13, 2013Six Mainstream Music Videos Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind
  130. Aug 8, 2013Why I am Slightly Obsessed With The Dyatlov Pass Incident
  131. Aug 5, 2013My Disney Trip From Hell Part 3: The Loneliest Place on Earth (or) Beheadings
  132. Aug 1, 2013Egocentricity At Its Finest: Six Other Remys From Pop Fiction
  133. Jul 31, 2013Two Sentence Horror Stories, Written By Yours Truly (And A Contest!)
  134. Jul 29, 2013Another Messed-Up Movie: Dogtooth
  135. Jul 25, 2013Why Chopped Is My (No Longer) Secret Television Addiction
  136. Jul 24, 2013Five Incredibly Badass Dads from Modern Cinema
  137. Jul 22, 2013When Murderers Brag: Five Serial Killers In Their Own Words
  138. Jul 18, 2013Space Gorillas: Five Pitches For SyFy Channel Movies (or) Why SyFy Should Hire Me As a Writer
  139. Jul 17, 2013Why Obi-Wan Kenobi Was A Sociopath and the Obvious Antagonist of the Star Wars Saga
  140. Jul 15, 2013My Five Favorite (Secretly) Gay Bromances from Popular Fiction
  141. Jul 11, 2013Let’s Take A Moment To Bask In The Under Appreciated Brilliance Of Jemaine Clement
  142. Jul 9, 2013Why City High’s WHAT WOULD YOU DO Is The Unintentionally Funniest Song Ever Written
  143. Jul 8, 2013Do Not Read This: Regina Kay Walters Final Moments (or) The Photo That Took A Part Of My Soul
  144. Jul 8, 2013Next Person Who Invites Me To Play Zynga I Am Going To Punch In The Throat
  145. Jul 7, 2013Miracles in Disguise: Why Society Needs To Shake The Stigma Of Autism As A Bad Word
  146. Jul 5, 2013Drugs: uo ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ sǝıʌoɯ xıs
  147. Jul 3, 2013Five Musicians Who Say They’ve Sold Their Souls To Satan
  148. Jul 2, 2013Hit and Run: That Time This Kid I Worked With Bragged About Running “Something” Over (and It Ended Up Being A Person)
  149. Jun 29, 2013How Miami Connection Might Just Be New “Best Worst Movie” I Ever Saw
  150. Jun 28, 2013How I Would Redefine The Zombie Genre
  151. Jun 27, 2013The Defective Detective: Remy Noir
  152. Jun 25, 2013Four Places Where The Employees Have An Overly Inflated Sense of Self Importance
  153. Jun 24, 2013The Most Profound Movie Experience I Ever Had Was…
  154. Jun 18, 2013How The Evil Dead Remake Ruined Horror Movies For Me (In The Best Way Possible)
  155. Jun 17, 2013The Pockmarked Ghost of a Warrior Poet: My Drunken Night With the Spirit of Charles Bukowski
  156. Jun 15, 2013Give Your Dad A Bear Hug: Happy Father’s Day
  157. Jun 13, 2013Six Documentaries That Will Change The Way You Think
  158. Jun 12, 2013Calling All Webmasters…
  159. Jun 11, 2013The Time That Crazy Girl Drove Into A Tree While I Was Tripping On Acid
  160. Jun 6, 2013Five Truly Nihilist Movies You May Not Have Seen
  161. Jun 4, 2013So Michael Douglas Claims He Got (and Beat) Throat Cancer From Eating Too Much P*ssy
  162. Jun 3, 2013Five Anti-Rape Songs That Sound Deceptively Pro-Rape
  163. May 30, 2013Why None of the Bullies You Remember From Your Youth Are Using Social Media
  164. May 29, 2013Happy One Year Anniversary, My Remlins
  165. May 28, 2013Six Seriously Silly Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  166. May 24, 2013Five Teen Celebrities Who Divorced Their Parents
  167. May 23, 2013Five “Musicians” Who Scare The Shit Out Of Me (For All The Wrong Reasons)
  168. May 20, 2013Six Sad Suicide Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  169. May 17, 2013Dying to Fuck: How AIDS Helped Save Generation X
  170. May 14, 2013Further Proof That My Life Is A Movie….
  171. May 13, 2013The True Story Of That Time I Thought I Was Dying Then Pissed Out A Stalactite
  172. May 12, 2013The Definition of Selfless Love: A Thank You To All Moms on Mother’s Day
  173. May 10, 2013Five Movie Characters That Scare The Absolute Shit Out Of Me
  174. May 9, 2013Healing From A Home Invasion: A Tragedy Struck A Young Family And They Need Your Help
  175. May 7, 2013My Sex Bracelet Experience (Or) How I Learned That All Kids Nowadays Are Freakishly Deviant
  176. May 6, 2013Five White Guys Who Killed It At The Apollo
  177. May 2, 2013Six Songs So Aggressive They Make Me Want To Fist Fight A Drunken Grizzly Bear TO THE DEATH
  178. Apr 29, 2013The Hearts Of The Pure: Why Volunteering At The Special Olympics Will Change Your Life
  179. Apr 25, 2013Five Directors Who Understand The True Depths of Human Suffering
  180. Apr 24, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: Dave Grohl Edition
  181. Apr 22, 2013The True Story of the One Time I Was Slapped In The Face In Front Of My Entire School and Loved It (Kind Of)
  182. Apr 19, 2013How Social Networking Has Resurrected The Mentality Of The Lynch Mob
  183. Apr 17, 2013Five Great Under the Radar “Horror” Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix Right Now
  184. Apr 15, 2013Nothing Is Safe and Nowhere is Scared: Bombs At The Boston Marathon
  185. Apr 12, 2013The Amazing Unspoken Tragedy of the Song “Clothes Off” By Jermaine Stewart: A True Story
  186. Apr 10, 2013The Wonderful World of Zombier: Written by Pollyanna McIntosh
  187. Apr 8, 2013I Am Starting A Barter Society: Who’s In
  188. Apr 5, 2013A Perfect Mess in a Pretty Dress: Talking Kurt Cobain on the Anniversary of His Death
  189. Apr 3, 2013Don’t Worry If You Feel Overwhelmed By Life Right Now, We All Do
  190. Apr 2, 2013The REAL Beasts of the Southern Wild: Why MTV Needs To Be Held Accountable For Shain Gandee’s Death
  191. Apr 1, 2013Throne of the Dead: Last Night’s Walking Dead Finale Sucked and Game of Thrones Premiere Ruled
  192. Mar 31, 2013Jesus Was A Zombie (or) In A Single Image, Remy Sums Up Easter
  193. Mar 28, 2013You’re Doing It Wrong: An Open Letter To All Parents Ever
  194. Mar 26, 2013Six Sick Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  195. Mar 25, 2013Can We Take A Moment To Discuss How Messed Up This Kid Probably Is Now
  196. Mar 24, 2013My Life in Six Second Bursts: Why Doesn’t The World Know Vine Is The Best Thing Ever
  197. Mar 22, 2013The True and Truly Disturbing Implications Of My Former Bout With Night Terrors
  198. Mar 21, 2013Money and Hoes: My Pledge to the Illuminati
  199. Mar 16, 2013It’s My Birthday: Hit the Donate Button and Buy Me A Green Beer
  200. Mar 14, 2013She Tied Me Up, She Tied Me Down: An S&M Poem by Dr.Seuss
  201. Mar 12, 2013Slapping Is Okay: Why Is It So Acceptable In Society For Men To Get Domestically Abused
  202. Mar 11, 2013The Plymouth Diaries: That Time I Mistakenly Smoked Angel Dust Laced Weed We Stole From The Mafia (Or) Getting What You Deserve: A True Story
  203. Mar 9, 2013From ABC’s of Death to American Mary: Five Reviews Of The Killer Crop of Current Horror Films
  204. Mar 7, 2013Was Vampire’s Kiss the Original American Psycho: A Mindf*ck Theory About A Mindf*ck Movie
  205. Mar 6, 2013School Shootings and Sexual Assault: My Mega Messed Up and Morose Movie Marathon
  206. Mar 4, 2013My Five Facebook Friends I Would Most Like To Sleep With
  207. Mar 1, 2013Fall River Follies: The Guy Who Tore His Own Head Off Ten Minutes From My Old Apartment: A True Story
  208. Feb 28, 2013Why Conan O’ Brien Reviewing Video Games Is The Best Thing To Happen To Game Journalism In Years
  209. Feb 26, 2013Manic Depression, Madness, and Love: Why Silver Linings Playbook Is An Incredibly Important Film
  210. Feb 25, 2013Six Songs Obviously Influenced By The Ingestion Of Hallucinogens
  211. Feb 22, 2013The True Story of the Time I Got To Diss The Disgusting Women Of “The Rock Of Love” In A Providence Airport
  212. Feb 18, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2012 REDUX
  213. Feb 18, 2013Please Show Some Support For A Great Cause
  214. Feb 14, 2013A Sexy Playlist For You To Get Your Swerve On To This Valentine’s Eve
  215. Feb 13, 2013My Interview With The Awesome And Enigmatic Pollyanna McIntosh (of The Woman)
  216. Feb 12, 2013The Creepy Subtext Of Five Annoying Neighbors From 90’s Television
  217. Feb 11, 2013Never Being Heard (or) That’s Just What Love Is (A Proposition and A Poem)
  218. Feb 7, 2013Branded: The Greatest Orgy Never Told
  219. Feb 5, 2013That Time I Had To Convince A Gang Banger Not To Kill Me and My Cousin: A True Story
  220. Feb 1, 2013A Plea To My Beautiful Readers….
  221. Jan 30, 2013Five F*cked Up Life Lessons I Learned From Movies
  222. Jan 29, 2013Six Hilariously Cheesy Nineties Music Videos (or) Six Homosexual Groups That Mostly Spell Their Name Wrong And PretendTo Be Straight
  223. Jan 28, 2013Six Awesome Fictional Drugs That I Would Actually Take
  224. Jan 25, 2013Do You Know What A Merkin Is
  225. Jan 23, 2013Remy Rant: How Open World Games Have Gotten Too Big For Their Own Britches
  226. Jan 22, 2013Violence, Mass Media, and Martyrs: Why Doesn’t Anyone Blame The News
  227. Jan 18, 2013Four Celebrities Who Diesturbated (Died While Masturbating)
  228. Jan 15, 2013Exile In Your Own Head: Why So Many Writers Kill Themselves
  229. Jan 14, 2013Django Unchained, Western Django, and the Unspoken Redemption of Christoph Waltz
  230. Jan 10, 2013Killer Joe: The Most Sexually Uncomfortable (Yet Oddly Enjoyable) Film I Have Seen in a Long Time
  231. Jan 9, 2013How Ashley Be”Came” the Queen of the Insects
  232. Jan 7, 2013The Stupidest Question You Can Ever Be Asked In A Relationship
  233. Jan 3, 2013The Battle of the Bears: TED Versus Teddy Ruxpin Freestyle Rap Battle (With Special Surprise Guests)
  234. Jan 1, 2013Director’s Cut: The Six Most Popular Posts from RemyCarreiro.com in 2012
  235. Dec 31, 2012And The Best TV Show Of Year Goes To…..
  236. Dec 28, 2012And The Best Video Game Of 2012 Goes To….
  237. Dec 27, 2012And The Best Album of 2012 Goes To…..
  238. Dec 26, 2012The Six Best Movies Of 2012
  239. Dec 20, 2012Faith In Humanity Restor…WTF
  240. Dec 19, 2012Let’s Say The World DOES End In A Few Days: What Would You Do Differently Today?
  241. Dec 17, 2012Bribery, Nepotism, and Juicing: The Bitter Truth Behind The Reindeer Games
  242. Dec 14, 2012The School Shooting: What Do You Even Say About Tragedies Like Today?
  243. Dec 13, 2012Five Movie Scenes (In Non-Horror Films) That Are Terribly Unsettling
  244. Dec 12, 2012Five Essential Movies To See While Tripping On Your Face Off
  245. Dec 11, 2012The Mall Santa: A Creepy And Outdated Ritual That Needs To Stop
  246. Dec 10, 2012Thank You (Or) How The Hell Did I Get A Million Readers?
  247. Dec 5, 2012Sex Scenes In Stuff You Watch With Your Parents: The Worst Things Ever
  248. Dec 4, 2012Listen, You Should Never Kill Yourself, But If You Do, You Should Kill Yourself By Fighting A Bear
  249. Nov 29, 2012Dead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
  250. Nov 28, 2012Surprise, You’re Dead: The Game That Will Change Your Life
  251. Nov 27, 2012Six Live Shows That Truly Changed My Life
  252. Nov 26, 2012Romeo and Juliet: The Most Vastly Misunderstood Love Story Ever
  253. Nov 21, 2012Thanksgiving: The Fattest, Rapiest Holiday Ever
  254. Nov 20, 2012How Dimebag Darrell Getting Shot On Stage Was The Most Metal Moment Of All Time
  255. Nov 19, 2012My Disney Trip From Hell Part 2: The Fingering Contest And My Molly Ringwald
  256. Nov 16, 2012Bear With Me (Or) Ten Hours Of Jake Singing About Bacon Pancakes
  257. Nov 14, 2012Is This An Article About Puppies Or Is This An Article About Suicide: Can It Be About Both?
  258. Nov 13, 2012Horror Movie Philosophy 101: Could You Kill A Child To Save Yourself Or Your Family
  259. Nov 12, 2012Sex and The Social Network: How The Mating Rituals Of Humans Have Changed In The Age of Facebook
  260. Nov 9, 2012Hacked Off Legs and Dead Lovers: How Season Three Of The Walking Dead Has Forever Changed Television
  261. Nov 8, 2012Cock Shots and Crysturbation: Five Incredibly WTF Moments From Mainstream Movies
  262. Nov 7, 2012An American Revolution Right Before Our Eyes: The Legalization Of Marijuana
  263. Nov 6, 2012The Five Most Deadly Sexual Positions Currently Banned From The Kama Sutra
  264. Nov 5, 2012Before and After: The Heart Breaking Implications Behind Sloth From The Goonies
  265. Nov 2, 2012A Year Full Of Fails (or) Two Hours Worth Of Videos Of Stupid People Getting Justifiably Hurt
  266. Nov 1, 2012Fuck This Shit! (A Gallery For Those Who Give Few Fucks)
  267. Oct 31, 2012Possessed Or Schizophrenic: The True Tale Of Anneliese Michel (Emily Rose)
  268. Oct 30, 2012The True Story Of “Max” And The Halloween Party Massacre
  269. Oct 29, 2012Sex With A Frankenstorm: Seducing Sandy In an Attempt To Keep Her Calm
  270. Oct 26, 2012Silly Spandex and Bouts Of Sadness: The High Cost Of Being A Superhero
  271. Oct 25, 2012Five Famous Celebrities I Dated And The Reasons It Didn’t Work Out
  272. Oct 24, 2012Five Horror Movies So Bad, I Am Dumber After Having Watched Them
  273. Oct 23, 2012A Life You Wouldn’t Wish On An Enemy: The Tragic And True Story Of Keanu Reeves
  274. Oct 22, 2012The Plymouth Diaries: That Time A Neo-Nazi Dosed Me With LSD
  275. Oct 19, 2012She’s The Kind Of Girl: A Retrospective On Some Of The Women I’ve Known
  276. Oct 18, 2012Two Epic Internet Threads On Two Major Sites Dedicated To Just How Much I Suck
  277. Oct 17, 2012Cheesy 80’s Movies: Seven Songs We All Secretly Love From The Soundtracks
  278. Oct 16, 2012Scarred and Feathered: The Very Best Of French Extreme Cinema
  279. Oct 15, 2012That Time I Stole A Quarter-Pound From The Mafia, But Gave It Back Because I Thought They Were Going To Kill My Dad (True Story)
  280. Oct 14, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Radiohead Scotch Mist Sessions
  281. Oct 12, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Chance
  282. Oct 12, 2012Five Things That Prove God Is Dead (or) The Most Nihilist Article Ever Published
  283. Oct 11, 2012Kit Kat Crust and Shrimp and Mayo Pizza: The Most Insane Pizzas Available At Pizza Huts All Over The World
  284. Oct 10, 2012This Article Reserved For Troy (last name withheld for his protection)
  285. Oct 10, 2012Balls and Bowie: My Interview With The Baby From Labyrinth
  286. Oct 9, 2012Watching Beyond The Black Rainbow Tripping My Face Off: A Drug-Induced Review Of A Mindf*ck Of A Film
  287. Oct 7, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Nine Inch Nails at Woodstock, 1994
  288. Oct 6, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Button Bob
  289. Oct 5, 2012Six Songs To Have Sex To: Best Sex Music
  290. Oct 4, 2012Soft Serve, Booze and Prizes: Why My Wake Will Be Awesome
  291. Oct 3, 2012The Presidential Debate: Mitt Zombie vs Barackula (politics I can understand)
  292. Oct 2, 2012The Perils Of Freelance Writing (Or) All The Stuff You Don’t Get To See
  293. Oct 1, 2012Video Games, Space and Journalism: My Interview With Paul Tassi of Unreality
  294. Sep 30, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Mama
  295. Sep 29, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Mega Man Versus Metroid
  296. Sep 28, 2012Paranormal Urban Exploration: Insane Asylum, My Haunting Experience With The Danvers State Hospital
  297. Sep 27, 2012The Maxx, Ren & Stimpy, Darkwing Duck: Remslist of the best cartoons, best animation of the 90’s
  298. Sep 26, 2012From Soda Machines To Elevators: Five Lifehacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Badass
  299. Sep 25, 2012They Drugged and Abandoned Me: My Disney Trip From Hell (A True Story)
  300. Sep 24, 2012The Six Best Drug-Fueled Books Ever Written (Part One)
  301. Sep 23, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Sebastian’s Voodoo
  302. Sep 22, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Magic Pen
  303. Sep 21, 2012The Six Best Nerd Proposals (Though There Are No Winners In Marriage, Really)
  304. Sep 20, 2012Five Celebrities I am Convinced Would Punch Me In The Face If We Met (and One I Would Like To Punch)
  305. Sep 19, 2012Five (Mostly Mainstream) Movies Where The Sex Was Real
  306. Sep 18, 2012That Time A Possessed Little Girl Talked To Me (or) Why Nightmares Are Wonderfully Necessary
  307. Sep 17, 2012They Say If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, You Shouldn’t Say Anything At All: A True Story
  308. Sep 17, 2012Bjork and Stimpy: The Ten Most Epic Animated Music Videos
  309. Sep 16, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Robbie
  310. Sep 14, 2012Play With Jake Saturday: Donkey Kong
  311. Sep 14, 2012Six Amazing Authors Who Tragically Took Their Own Lives
  312. Sep 13, 2012The Seven Best Zombie Games Ever Made
  313. Sep 12, 2012Six Honest Movies About Taboo Aspects of Relationships
  314. Sep 11, 2012From Scary to Sparkly: How Twilight Forever Ruined Vampires
  315. Sep 10, 2012Tripping Balls: Let’s Talk About Nutmeg
  316. Sep 9, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Portal (No Escape)
  317. Sep 8, 2012Play With Me Saturday: I Can Hold My Breath Forever
  318. Sep 7, 2012Geppetto (Or) He Makes Little Boys In There, You Know…
  319. Sep 6, 2012The Five Best and the Five Worst Horror Movies of 2012 (Thus Far)
  320. Sep 5, 2012An In-Depth Examination Of That One Toy You Had In Your House Growing Up That Scared The Crap Out Of You But You Never Told Anyone About
  321. Sep 4, 2012Six Hilariously Contagious Blooper Reels From Movies and TV
  322. Sep 3, 2012The Speech I Wrote For Christopher Walken (That He Doesn’t Know About)
  323. Sep 3, 2012Oh, Something Awful….
  324. Sep 2, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Gift
  325. Sep 1, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Kung Fu (Remix)
  326. Aug 31, 2012Five Life-Affirming Videos of People Hearing For The First Time (Bring Kleenex)
  327. Aug 30, 2012That Time Half Of Estonia Wanted Me Dead For Inadvertently Insulting Their One Pop Star (A True Story)
  328. Aug 29, 2012Five Potential Plot Points For Season Three of The Walking Dead
  329. Aug 28, 2012Cannot Unsee: Ten Movies That Ruined Me
  330. Aug 26, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Blinky
  331. Aug 25, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Multitask
  332. Aug 24, 2012How That One Bug That Fell Behind Your Bed Might Not Actually Be Planning To Kill Your Family
  333. Aug 23, 2012Five Guys Ghetto Review: Dare I Say, The Best Review You Will Ever See For A Bacon Cheeseburger
  334. Aug 22, 20127 Hip Hop Songs (and Artists) That Perpetuate the Dehumanization of Women
  335. Aug 21, 2012Five Books That Changed My Life
  336. Aug 20, 2012How The Brady Bunch Perfectly Symbolizes the Decaying Moral Fiber of the American Family
  337. Aug 19, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Dark Side of OZ
  338. Aug 18, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Exmortis (2)
  339. Aug 17, 2012Six Amazingly Eighties Music Videos
  340. Aug 16, 20126 Videos That Just Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity
  341. Aug 15, 201210 Celebrities Who Tried To Kill Themselves (And Failed)
  342. Aug 14, 2012Race Wars, Bad Drugs, and Good Friends: The True Story Of My Youth in Plymouth. Part 1
  343. Aug 13, 2012Raptor on the Loose in Melbourne: Coolest Thing Ever
  344. Aug 13, 2012The Great Muppet Uprising (or) Another Metaphor For the Death of Innocence In Our Society
  345. Aug 11, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ruin
  346. Aug 10, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Skinny
  347. Aug 10, 2012Gender Ground Zero: How Men Have Ruined Women and Women Have Ruined Men
  348. Aug 9, 20126 Absurd Moments From Movies That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh
  349. Aug 8, 2012My Day At The Baby Battles: Worst Day Of My Life
  350. Aug 8, 2012Louis Ck’s Thought On Being White
  351. Aug 7, 2012Superhero Name or Metal Band: Can You Tell The Difference?
  352. Aug 6, 2012Overacting and Underacting: The Five Best Examples of Reactions in Film
  353. Aug 5, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Welcome To Hoxford
  354. Aug 4, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Every Day the Same Dream
  355. Aug 3, 2012Six Celebrities I Would Like To Have With Me For The Zombie Apocalypse
  356. Aug 2, 2012What The F*ck Is Up With Wolverine’s Hair?
  357. Aug 1, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 3)
  358. Aug 1, 2012The Art of Gaslighting (or) How I Learned To Love Driving Someone Insane
  359. Jul 31, 20127 Hilarious Videos Of Animals Reacting To Being Surprised
  360. Jul 30, 2012Playing Laser Tag, Counseling Rape Victims, and Discovering Models: The 5 Most Insane Jobs I Have Ever Had
  361. Jul 29, 2012File This Under WTF: Chris Cornell Made An Album With Timbaland
  362. Jul 29, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Triangle
  363. Jul 28, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Achievement Unlocked
  364. Jul 27, 2012The Mickey Mouse Cartoon That Might Make You Kill Yourself
  365. Jul 26, 20127 Amazing Horror Films Not Enough Of You Have Seen
  366. Jul 26, 2012Ron Swanson, Annie from Community, and That Chick From Will & Grace Smoking Weed
  367. Jul 25, 20126 Comedians (And One Director) Flipping the Script On Hecklers
  368. Jul 24, 2012The Dark Knight Slaps the Sh*t Out Of Tobey Maguire
  369. Jul 24, 2012The Top Ten Most Incredibly Awkward and Uncomfortable Celebrity Interviews (With Clips!)
  370. Jul 23, 2012Audrey Hepburn and her Pet Fawn, Pippen: A True Story
  371. Jul 22, 2012The Dark Knight Rises: An In-Depth Examination of the Movie and its Flaws.
  372. Jul 22, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: The Hitcher (Original)
  373. Jul 21, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Robot Unicorn Attack
  374. Jul 20, 2012Batman Shootings and Rape: What Is Sacred and When Is Too Soon?
  375. Jul 19, 2012The Girl With Three Boobs is Back!
  376. Jul 19, 2012Why Society Should Not Forgive People Like R. Kelly, Chris Brown, and Roman Polankski
  377. Jul 19, 2012Mr Wizard’s a Dick
  378. Jul 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump # 312
  379. Jul 18, 20126 Insanely Awful TV Shows That Actually Existed
  380. Jul 17, 2012Male Nudity in Hollywood: The Unspoken Double Standard
  381. Jul 16, 2012Dirty Laundry: The Gritty, Violent Punisher Film We’ve All Been Waiting For (With Thomas Jane and Ron Perlman)
  382. Jul 16, 2012Bacon Covered Bacon with Bacon Infused Bacon Droppings in a Bacon Reduction
  383. Jul 16, 2012The 8 Most Freakishly Realistic Drug Sequences in Modern Cinema
  384. Jul 15, 2012Be Friends With Me: Rosario Dawson
  385. Jul 15, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ralph Bakshi’s WIZARDS.
  386. Jul 14, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Puzzle Bobble
  387. Jul 13, 2012The 5 Most Emotionally Devastating Rap Songs
  388. Jul 12, 2012A Man Has A Conversation With His Twelve Year Old Self
  389. Jul 12, 20126 Dogs That Can Somehow Speak English
  390. Jul 11, 20125 Blooper Reels From Incredibly Endearing Actresses That Will Only Make You Like Them More
  391. Jul 10, 2012The Ouija Board and the Movie Star (That Time I May Have Inadvertently Woken a Demon): A True Story
  392. Jul 10, 2012The Only Stripping Bear You Will See Today
  393. Jul 10, 20126 Stupid Movies You Won’t Believe Are Real (With Trailers To Prove They Are)
  394. Jul 9, 2012Fatty McFat Fat’s Oreo Bars of Otherworldly Delight
  395. Jul 9, 2012Epic “Shake Weight” Prank
  396. Jul 8, 2012The Game of Thrones Drinking Game For People Who Don’t Drink ©
  397. Jul 8, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
  398. Jul 7, 2012Play With Me Saturday: The Company Of Myself
  399. Jul 6, 20125 Brilliant Comedians and Their Thoughts About Marijuana
  400. Jul 6, 2012A Pocket Full of Quarters: My Childhood Spent At Video Arcades
  401. Jul 5, 2012Top 5 Examples of Karma Caught on Tape
  402. Jul 5, 2012Perfect Strangers: The Video Game. Mindf*ck of the Day
  403. Jul 5, 2012Better Than Bacon Contest #2: Turn Me Into A Meme
  404. Jul 4, 2012Happy July 4th: Now Bow Down Before The Unrelenting Power of Hypnotoad
  405. Jul 4, 2012Top 10 Videos of Animals Doing Really Cute Stuff
  406. Jul 3, 2012The Most Soul Destroying Film I Never Should Have Watched: A Serbian Film
  407. Jul 2, 20125 Incredibly Embarrassing Magician Fails
  408. Jul 1, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Hulk Versus Wolverine
  409. Jun 30, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Neverending Light
  410. Jun 29, 201220 Haikus About Rage
  411. Jun 29, 2012The Top 6 Coolest Zombie Kills
  412. Jun 28, 2012Top 5 Examples of Reporters “Mistakenly” Saying Cock
  413. Jun 27, 2012Carly Rae Jepsen Metal Version of Call Me Maybe
  414. Jun 27, 2012Louis CK’s Thoughts About Smoking Pot
  415. Jun 26, 2012A Clockwork Orange As Told Through Gifs
  416. Jun 26, 2012The Fruit Flavored Candy Conundrum: What Is Wrong With Kids Today?
  417. Jun 25, 2012Top 5 “Somebody That I Used To Know” Gotye Covers
  418. Jun 24, 2012The Saddest Day Ever In The Hundred Acre Wood
  419. Jun 24, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Salem’s Lot (Original)
  420. Jun 23, 2012Play With Me Saturday: QWOP
  421. Jun 22, 20125 Articles I Wrote That Are Better Than This One
  422. Jun 21, 20126 Freakish, Out Of Context Videos
  423. Jun 20, 2012Nutella and Banana Wontons
  424. Jun 20, 2012The Dark Side: I Choose You!
  425. Jun 20, 2012Sigur Ros Make Shia LeBeouf Show His Penis For The Sake Of Art
  426. Jun 19, 2012The (Metaphoric) Death of the (Modern Day) Superhero In Our (Dying) Society
  427. Jun 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 4
  428. Jun 18, 2012You Wanna Know How I Know I’d Be a Terrible Doctor?
  429. Jun 17, 2012My 5 Favorite (Current) Adult Swim Shows
  430. Jun 17, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Easy Rider
  431. Jun 17, 2012Happy Father’s Day: My Five Favorite Fathers In Film
  432. Jun 16, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Pretentious Game
  433. Jun 15, 2012Ode to the Drunk Girl
  434. Jun 15, 2012Drugs, Drugs, Drugs: The Greatest PSA Ever
  435. Jun 15, 2012A Bunch Of Michael Fassbender Gifs
  436. Jun 15, 2012The 5 Creepiest Short Films I’ve Ever Seen
  437. Jun 14, 2012Polar Bear Uses Rock To Break Aquarium Glass
  438. Jun 13, 2012A Random Batch Of Peculiar Thoughts.
  439. Jun 13, 2012Bacon Infused Chocolate Maple Cupcakes: Sexy Dessert
  440. Jun 12, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 2)
  441. Jun 12, 2012Charlie Sheen and the 8MM Snuff Film (A True Story)
  442. Jun 11, 20125 Utterly Amazing Fan Films
  443. Jun 11, 2012Hiding A Gun In Her Privates? A Question About The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reboot
  444. Jun 11, 2012And The Winner For The First Official Better Than Bacon Contest Is…
  445. Jun 11, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 3
  446. Jun 10, 2012If You Snore And You Have Children, You Need To Read This: You May Be A Terrible Parent And Not Even Know It.
  447. Jun 10, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Zeitgeist
  448. Jun 9, 2012You Ever Have One Of Those Days?
  449. Jun 9, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Super Mario Crossover
  450. Jun 8, 20126 Songs About Killing Someone
  451. Jun 8, 2012The Elevator Ride From Hell: A True Story
  452. Jun 8, 2012A Gallery Of All-Too-Awesome Fan Art
  453. Jun 7, 2012Saturday Morning Cartoons
  454. Jun 7, 2012Disney’s Wreck It Ralph Trailer
  455. Jun 7, 2012This Is My Favorite Gif Ever
  456. Jun 7, 2012Yeah, So This Happened: Part 2
  457. Jun 6, 2012A Realistic Look At Hansel and Gretel: The Aftermath
  458. Jun 6, 2012The Five Best Plane Crashes In Cinema
  459. Jun 6, 201240 Minutes Of The Best Kills In Horror Movies
  460. Jun 6, 2012This Is What Ebony Magazine Predicted Michael Jackson Would Look Like In The Year 2000
  461. Jun 6, 2012Apple Nachos For The Win
  462. Jun 5, 20125 Places To Kill Time Today
  463. Jun 5, 2012The Zombie Invasion Has Officially Begun
  464. Jun 5, 2012Faith Renewed In Humanity
  465. Jun 5, 2012Fight Club As Told Through Gifs
  466. Jun 5, 2012Lego Weed
  467. Jun 5, 2012Top 5 Videos Of Bullies Getting Knocked Out
  468. Jun 5, 2012Facebook Status Generator
  469. Jun 5, 2012Magazines Aimed At Men And The Stupid Questions They Pose
  470. Jun 4, 2012Two Year Old Hears Mom’s Voice For The First Time
  471. Jun 4, 2012I Dare You To Look At This Forever
  472. Jun 4, 2012The Death of Reality TV
  473. Jun 4, 2012Six Visually Experimental Horror Films
  474. Jun 3, 2012A Few Keen Vacation Spots
  475. Jun 3, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: A.T.M
  476. Jun 3, 2012Yeah, So This Happened
  477. Jun 2, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Abobo’s Big Adventure
  478. Jun 2, 2012The First, Official, “Better Than Bacon” Contest
  479. Jun 2, 2012Troy From Community: A Trip Inside His Mind
  480. Jun 2, 2012The Horde: Garage Scene
  481. Jun 1, 2012That Time I Brought 80’s Pop Star Laura Branigan Back From The Dead
  482. Jun 1, 2012Does Anyone Else Remember These?
  483. Jun 1, 2012Loiter Squad: Blackass
  484. Jun 1, 2012Kids These Days
  485. Jun 1, 2012Bacon Infused Cinnamon Role: Sexy Breakfast
  486. Jun 1, 2012My Interview With The Oft Misunderstood Honey Badger: In His Own Words
  487. May 31, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump #2
  488. May 30, 2012Enter The Void: DMT Scene
  489. May 30, 2012Oddly Sexy
  490. May 30, 2012Be Friends With Me: Liam Neeson
  491. May 30, 2012Four Movies So Bad They Are Good
  492. May 29, 2012Dear Joffrey: A Game Of Thrones Moment
  493. May 29, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump.
  494. May 29, 2012All The Joker Scenes From The Dark Knight
  495. May 28, 2012Hallway Scene From Oldboy
  496. May 28, 2012Anyone Want To Go To The Beach?
  497. May 28, 2012The Breakup Poem
  498. May 28, 2012Joey Fatone Getting Eaten By A Shark
  499. May 28, 2012Super Mario Brothers (Playable)
  500. May 28, 2012Memorial Day Shenanigans
  501. May 28, 2012My 5 Favorite Viral Videos
  502. May 28, 2012Follow Me On Twitter.
  503. May 28, 2012Pixels (Short Film)
  504. May 27, 2012That Moment….
  505. May 27, 2012Dear Tim and Eric
  506. May 27, 2012Gifs of the Gods
  507. May 27, 2012What Is The (Best) Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?
  508. May 27, 2012Censorship Is Wrong
  509. May 26, 2012Playable Version of Duck Hunt
  510. May 26, 2012Remy’s Advice For The Day
  511. May 26, 2012Yard work Sucks
  512. May 26, 2012Coolest Way To Peel A Potato
  513. May 26, 2012The Amazing Spiderman (and his) Unicorn Lover
  514. May 26, 2012My Favorite Videos: Part 1: Knights of Cydonia
  515. May 25, 2012The Bunny Suit On Plymouth Ave At 2 a.m
  516. May 25, 2012Steak n Cheese Tater Tots? Yes Please
  517. May 25, 2012Begotten (Full Movie): Watch At Your Own Risk
  518. May 25, 2012This Happened
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  520. May 25, 2012I Love This New Wizard Of Oz Book Cover
  521. May 25, 2012Bane Will Break Batman’s Back.
  522. May 24, 2012What Is The Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex?
  523. May 24, 2012I Made Pizza Cup Cakes
  524. May 24, 2012Do You Watch Adventure Time?
  525. May 24, 2012Arnie: High As F*ck
  526. May 24, 2012The Top 5 Movies That Scare The Hell Out Of Me
  527. May 24, 2012Wu-Tang Name Generator
  528. May 24, 2012The Anatomy Of A Snail
  529. May 24, 2012My Scathing Review of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” Music Video
  530. May 24, 2012How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
  531. May 24, 2012Friends Who Steal Lighters
  532. May 23, 20128-Bit Version of Radiohead Album Ok Computer In Its Entirety
  533. May 22, 2012My Dinner With Batman
  534. May 22, 2012Haikus About Sex
  535. May 22, 2012This Tattoo: Awesomely Terrifying
  536. May 22, 2012The Old Lady Who (Maybe?) Tried To Kidnap Me
  537. May 21, 2012The Shining: Benny Hill Remix
  538. May 21, 2012Money Art of Mark Wagner
  539. May 21, 2012This Kid Is Cooler Than You
  540. May 21, 2012An Evening In Hell: My Scariest Drug Experiences. Part 1
  541. May 20, 2012Five Photos That Make You Question Your Sanity (Or Mine)
  542. May 20, 2012Someone Once Told Me I Was A Doorway
  543. May 18, 20127 Animated Movies Clearly Not Aimed At Children
  544. May 17, 2012Shark Puncher
  545. May 17, 2012My Date With Jesus
  546. May 17, 2012Videos Of Drunk Girls Falling Off Of Tables
  547. May 17, 2012Kittens and Tits
  548. May 17, 2012It Is National Bully A Bully Day
  549. May 17, 2012Anchorman 2: Be officially Excited
  550. May 17, 2012Nirvana is Awesome. This Kid Loves Nirvana. Therefore, This Kid Is Awesome.
  551. May 17, 2012Shades Of Leaves
  552. May 16, 2012The Dollar Store Can Be A Very Interesting Place
  553. May 15, 2012My New Apartment Is Haunted
  554. May 15, 2012Holy Sh*t, A Giant Kit Kat Bar!
  555. May 15, 2012A Theory About Sex and Candy
  556. May 15, 2012Project Mayhem
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  558. May 15, 2012The Bacon Argument
  559. May 15, 2012That Old Expression (part 1)
  560. May 13, 2012Putting Bacon Inside Batter
  561. May 13, 2012Things Did Not End Well For the Tupac Hologram.