Remy

Remy


Registered on Friday the 11th of May, 2012

Website: http://www.remycarreiro.com
My name is Remy and I like to write about stuff and things. My goal with this website is not so much to change the world, but to entertain people with attention spans as short as mine. Oh look! A penny...

Posts by Remy ¬

  1. Apr 22, 2014The Batman Diaries: My First Night On the Job
  2. Apr 17, 2014The Five Kinds of People You Meet at Concerts and Festivals
  3. Apr 15, 2014Oldboy and Why The Very Concept Of “American Remakes” Is An Insult To True Fans of Film
  4. Apr 10, 2014The Haunting Case of the On-Air Suicide of a Female Reporter
  5. Apr 8, 2014Why The Goonies 2 Announcement Is The Worst Idea I Have Ever Heard In The History Of Ideas
  6. Apr 3, 2014Why Mathew McConaughey Is My Spirit Animal
  7. Apr 1, 2014Five Horror Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix, Right Now
  8. Mar 27, 2014A Warning To All Bad Drivers: You May Want To Be Careful Who You Mess With
  9. Mar 25, 2014How I Almost Shut Down RemyCarreiro.com, Yet One Soul Saved It (and Doesn’t Even Know It)
  10. Mar 19, 2014I am Doing Private Commissions: Ten Dollars, Five Hundred Words, Anything Goes
  11. Mar 17, 2014The Bitter Irony of My Birthday Being on Saint Patrick’s Day
  12. Mar 13, 2014How Ren N’ Stimpy Helped Inspire The Mindf*ck That Is Modern Kid’s Television
  13. Mar 11, 2014A Nation of Drug Zombies with OxyContin to Thank
  14. Mar 6, 2014Five Simple Reasons Why Bunnies Make The Best Pets in the World
  15. Mar 4, 2014Five (More) Documentaries To Watch on Netflix Right Now (as of 3/1/2014)
  16. Feb 27, 2014Five Super Mario Sound Effects All Women Should Use During Sex
  17. Feb 26, 2014What Is Better Than Cats Mashed Up With Classic Cinema? Nothing.
  18. Feb 20, 2014Trepanning (or) The Art of Drilling A Hole In Your Own Skull
  19. Feb 18, 2014Be Careful: You Are Surrounded by Assholes
  20. Feb 12, 2014Why Valentine’s Day is a Farce
  21. Feb 11, 2014Six Movie “Love Stories” That Will Make You Want To Shoot Yourself
  22. Feb 5, 2014Dear Horror Directors, I Need Your Help
  23. Jan 30, 2014Why Human Service Workers Are The Unspoken Heroes of Society
  24. Jan 28, 2014Soul-Stealing Cinema: The Seasoning House
  25. Jan 21, 2014Five Other Sites I Write For (For The Three Of You Who Care)
  26. Jan 20, 2014Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day (and Some Facts About It That May Blow Your Mind)
  27. Jan 16, 2014How Meeting Muppeteer Jerry Nelson Changed My Life
  28. Jan 14, 2014A Quick Warning To All VINE Thieves
  29. Jan 10, 2014Scenes That Scared Me: The Poughkeepsie Tapes
  30. Jan 7, 2014We Need To Talk About What’s Between This New Reporter’s Legs
  31. Jan 2, 2014The Real Reason Pirates Wear Eye Patches
  32. Dec 31, 2013Director’s Cut: The Five Most Popular Articles from RemyCarreiro.com in 2013
  33. Dec 24, 2013Merry Christmas from RemyCarreiro.com
  34. Dec 23, 2013My First Piece Runs on BloodyDisgusting.com Today!
  35. Dec 23, 2013Six Awesome Christmas Songs You’ve Never Heard From 90′s Bands
  36. Dec 19, 2013My Interview With Jug Face Director Chad Crawford Kinkle
  37. Dec 17, 2013The Psychological Disorders Each of the Major Peanuts Characters Represent
  38. Dec 11, 2013Five More Amazing Movies From 2013 You Need To Watch on Netflix (U.S) Right Now (as of 12/11/2013)
  39. Dec 9, 2013RemyCarreiro.com Has Changes Coming, Stay Tuned For Details…
  40. Dec 4, 2013Be Careful: Christmas Season is Here, Which Means Everyone Goes Full-Retard
  41. Dec 1, 2013We Are Tragedy Vampires: Paul Walker, Death, and Celebrity Worship
  42. Nov 29, 2013Why The Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Special Was The Most WTF Thing Ever
  43. Nov 26, 2013Ten Inexplicably Hilarious Black Metal Photos
  44. Nov 21, 2013Check Out The Badass Adventure Time Sword Storm The Castle Made Me
  45. Nov 19, 2013Six Music Videos That Make You Feel ǝʞıן noʎ ǝɹɐ uo sƃnɹp
  46. Nov 18, 2013WooHoo: RemyCarreiro.com Reached Two Million Hits (and Changes Coming)
  47. Nov 14, 2013Five Documentaries You NEED To Watch On Netflix As Of 11/13/13
  48. Nov 12, 2013Why Teachers Who Perpetuate Bullying Are Worse Than The Bullies
  49. Nov 7, 2013File Under WTF: Feline AIDS (or) F.I.V
  50. Nov 5, 2013Some Simple Steps To Help Cope With the Tragedy of Suicide
  51. Oct 30, 2013The Six Scariest Video Games I’ve Ever Played
  52. Oct 28, 2013Jenny’s First Time Fell On A Halloween
  53. Oct 24, 2013The Five Scariest Books I’ve Ever Read
  54. Oct 22, 2013The Five Best Horror Graphic Novels I Have Ever Read
  55. Oct 17, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2013
  56. Oct 15, 2013The True Story Of The Time That Kid Tried To Murder Me In His Basement
  57. Oct 14, 2013So Begins My Two Weeks of Terror and Horror at RemyCarreiro.com
  58. Oct 10, 2013Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Stuck In A Loop?
  59. Oct 8, 2013Housewives, Whores, or Victims: Hollywood’s War Against Women
  60. Oct 7, 2013I Survived BTK: A Documentary That Will Eat Part of Your Soul
  61. Oct 3, 2013The Defining Moment When Heisenberg Took Over Walter White’s Life on Breaking Bad
  62. Oct 1, 2013Kid Cudi and Tyler the Creator in Boston Friday for Cud Life Tour: A Game Changer
  63. Sep 26, 2013My Top Five “Guilty Pleasure” Movies
  64. Sep 24, 2013That Time My Homophobic Homosexual Boss Tried To Use A GTA Game To Entrap Me
  65. Sep 19, 2013The Most Concise Grand Theft Auto 5 Review You Will Ever Read
  66. Sep 17, 2013The Last Laugh: The Man Who Killed The Joker
  67. Sep 13, 2013Six Scrumptiously Sensual Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  68. Sep 11, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: RZA
  69. Sep 5, 2013Six More Horror Movies You Need to Watch On Netflix Right Now (as of 9/5/13)
  70. Sep 3, 2013Why Do We Equate Success With Selling Out in Pop Culture
  71. Aug 29, 2013Pedophiles and Autism: Why Fun Size Is One of the Most Messed Up Movies Ever Made
  72. Aug 27, 2013The Lies of Bathroom Etiquette: I Need To Teach Men How To Pee Properly
  73. Aug 22, 2013Six Movie Scenes That Utterly Traumatized Me As A Child
  74. Aug 19, 2013The Spoiled Generation: Is Technology Ruining Modern Childhood?
  75. Aug 14, 2013So THAT’S How Michael Jackson Did The Lean Move From Smooth Criminal
  76. Aug 13, 2013Six Mainstream Music Videos Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind
  77. Aug 8, 2013Why I am Slightly Obsessed With The Dyatlov Pass Incident
  78. Aug 5, 2013My Disney Trip From Hell Part 3: The Loneliest Place on Earth (or) Beheadings
  79. Aug 1, 2013Egocentricity At Its Finest: Six Other Remys From Pop Fiction
  80. Jul 31, 2013Two Sentence Horror Stories, Written By Yours Truly (And A Contest!)
  81. Jul 29, 2013Another Messed-Up Movie: Dogtooth
  82. Jul 25, 2013Why Chopped Is My (No Longer) Secret Television Addiction
  83. Jul 24, 2013Five Incredibly Badass Dads from Modern Cinema
  84. Jul 22, 2013When Murderers Brag: Five Serial Killers In Their Own Words
  85. Jul 18, 2013Space Gorillas: Five Pitches For SyFy Channel Movies (or) Why SyFy Should Hire Me As a Writer
  86. Jul 17, 2013Why Obi-Wan Kenobi Was A Sociopath and the Obvious Antagonist of the Star Wars Saga
  87. Jul 15, 2013My Five Favorite (Secretly) Gay Bromances from Popular Fiction
  88. Jul 11, 2013Let’s Take A Moment To Bask In The Under Appreciated Brilliance Of Jemaine Clement
  89. Jul 9, 2013Why City High’s WHAT WOULD YOU DO Is The Unintentionally Funniest Song Ever Written
  90. Jul 8, 2013Do Not Read This: Regina Kay Walters Final Moments (or) The Photo That Took A Part Of My Soul
  91. Jul 8, 2013Next Person Who Invites Me To Play Zynga I Am Going To Punch In The Throat
  92. Jul 7, 2013Miracles in Disguise: Why Society Needs To Shake The Stigma Of Autism As A Bad Word
  93. Jul 5, 2013Drugs: uo ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ sǝıʌoɯ xıs
  94. Jul 3, 2013Five Musicians Who Say They’ve Sold Their Souls To Satan
  95. Jul 2, 2013Hit and Run: That Time This Kid I Worked With Bragged About Running “Something” Over (and It Ended Up Being A Person)
  96. Jun 29, 2013How Miami Connection Might Just Be New “Best Worst Movie” I Ever Saw
  97. Jun 28, 2013How I Would Redefine The Zombie Genre
  98. Jun 27, 2013The Defective Detective: Remy Noir
  99. Jun 25, 2013Four Places Where The Employees Have An Overly Inflated Sense of Self Importance
  100. Jun 24, 2013The Most Profound Movie Experience I Ever Had Was…
  101. Jun 18, 2013How The Evil Dead Remake Ruined Horror Movies For Me (In The Best Way Possible)
  102. Jun 17, 2013The Pockmarked Ghost of a Warrior Poet: My Drunken Night With the Spirit of Charles Bukowski
  103. Jun 15, 2013Give Your Dad A Bear Hug: Happy Father’s Day
  104. Jun 13, 2013Six Documentaries That Will Change The Way You Think
  105. Jun 12, 2013Calling All Webmasters…
  106. Jun 11, 2013The Time That Crazy Girl Drove Into A Tree While I Was Tripping On Acid
  107. Jun 6, 2013Five Truly Nihilist Movies You May Not Have Seen
  108. Jun 4, 2013So Michael Douglas Claims He Got (and Beat) Throat Cancer From Eating Too Much P*ssy
  109. Jun 3, 2013Five Anti-Rape Songs That Sound Deceptively Pro-Rape
  110. May 30, 2013Why None of the Bullies You Remember From Your Youth Are Using Social Media
  111. May 29, 2013Happy One Year Anniversary, My Remlins
  112. May 28, 2013Six Seriously Silly Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  113. May 24, 2013Five Teen Celebrities Who Divorced Their Parents
  114. May 23, 2013Five “Musicians” Who Scare The Shit Out Of Me (For All The Wrong Reasons)
  115. May 20, 2013Six Sad Suicide Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  116. May 17, 2013Dying to Fuck: How AIDS Helped Save Generation X
  117. May 14, 2013Further Proof That My Life Is A Movie….
  118. May 13, 2013The True Story Of That Time I Thought I Was Dying Then Pissed Out A Stalactite
  119. May 12, 2013The Definition of Selfless Love: A Thank You To All Moms on Mother’s Day
  120. May 10, 2013Five Movie Characters That Scare The Absolute Shit Out Of Me
  121. May 9, 2013Healing From A Home Invasion: A Tragedy Struck A Young Family And They Need Your Help
  122. May 7, 2013My Sex Bracelet Experience (Or) How I Learned That All Kids Nowadays Are Freakishly Deviant
  123. May 6, 2013Five White Guys Who Killed It At The Apollo
  124. May 2, 2013Six Songs So Aggressive They Make Me Want To Fist Fight A Drunken Grizzly Bear TO THE DEATH
  125. Apr 29, 2013The Hearts Of The Pure: Why Volunteering At The Special Olympics Will Change Your Life
  126. Apr 25, 2013Five Directors Who Understand The True Depths of Human Suffering
  127. Apr 24, 2013Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With: Dave Grohl Edition
  128. Apr 22, 2013The True Story of the One Time I Was Slapped In The Face In Front Of My Entire School and Loved It (Kind Of)
  129. Apr 19, 2013How Social Networking Has Resurrected The Mentality Of The Lynch Mob
  130. Apr 17, 2013Five Great Under the Radar “Horror” Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix Right Now
  131. Apr 15, 2013Nothing Is Safe and Nowhere is Scared: Bombs At The Boston Marathon
  132. Apr 12, 2013The Amazing Unspoken Tragedy of the Song “Clothes Off” By Jermaine Stewart: A True Story
  133. Apr 10, 2013The Wonderful World of Zombier: Written by Pollyanna McIntosh
  134. Apr 8, 2013I Am Starting A Barter Society: Who’s In
  135. Apr 5, 2013A Perfect Mess in a Pretty Dress: Talking Kurt Cobain on the Anniversary of His Death
  136. Apr 3, 2013Don’t Worry If You Feel Overwhelmed By Life Right Now, We All Do
  137. Apr 2, 2013The REAL Beasts of the Southern Wild: Why MTV Needs To Be Held Accountable For Shain Gandee’s Death
  138. Apr 1, 2013Throne of the Dead: Last Night’s Walking Dead Finale Sucked and Game of Thrones Premiere Ruled
  139. Mar 31, 2013Jesus Was A Zombie (or) In A Single Image, Remy Sums Up Easter
  140. Mar 28, 2013You’re Doing It Wrong: An Open Letter To All Parents Ever
  141. Mar 26, 2013Six Sick Sex Scenes (Say It Five Times Fast)
  142. Mar 25, 2013Can We Take A Moment To Discuss How Messed Up This Kid Probably Is Now
  143. Mar 24, 2013My Life in Six Second Bursts: Why Doesn’t The World Know Vine Is The Best Thing Ever
  144. Mar 22, 2013The True and Truly Disturbing Implications Of My Former Bout With Night Terrors
  145. Mar 21, 2013Money and Hoes: My Pledge to the Illuminati
  146. Mar 16, 2013It’s My Birthday: Hit the Donate Button and Buy Me A Green Beer
  147. Mar 14, 2013She Tied Me Up, She Tied Me Down: An S&M Poem by Dr.Seuss
  148. Mar 12, 2013Slapping Is Okay: Why Is It So Acceptable In Society For Men To Get Domestically Abused
  149. Mar 11, 2013The Plymouth Diaries: That Time I Mistakenly Smoked Angel Dust Laced Weed We Stole From The Mafia (Or) Getting What You Deserve: A True Story
  150. Mar 9, 2013From ABC’s of Death to American Mary: Five Reviews Of The Killer Crop of Current Horror Films
  151. Mar 7, 2013Was Vampire’s Kiss the Original American Psycho: A Mindf*ck Theory About A Mindf*ck Movie
  152. Mar 6, 2013School Shootings and Sexual Assault: My Mega Messed Up and Morose Movie Marathon
  153. Mar 4, 2013My Five Facebook Friends I Would Most Like To Sleep With
  154. Mar 1, 2013Fall River Follies: The Guy Who Tore His Own Head Off Ten Minutes From My Old Apartment: A True Story
  155. Feb 28, 2013Why Conan O’ Brien Reviewing Video Games Is The Best Thing To Happen To Game Journalism In Years
  156. Feb 26, 2013Manic Depression, Madness, and Love: Why Silver Linings Playbook Is An Incredibly Important Film
  157. Feb 25, 2013Six Songs Obviously Influenced By The Ingestion Of Hallucinogens
  158. Feb 22, 2013The True Story of the Time I Got To Diss The Disgusting Women Of “The Rock Of Love” In A Providence Airport
  159. Feb 18, 2013The Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2012 REDUX
  160. Feb 18, 2013Please Show Some Support For A Great Cause
  161. Feb 14, 2013A Sexy Playlist For You To Get Your Swerve On To This Valentine’s Eve
  162. Feb 13, 2013My Interview With The Awesome And Enigmatic Pollyanna McIntosh (of The Woman)
  163. Feb 12, 2013The Creepy Subtext Of Five Annoying Neighbors From 90′s Television
  164. Feb 11, 2013Never Being Heard (or) That’s Just What Love Is (A Proposition and A Poem)
  165. Feb 7, 2013Branded: The Greatest Orgy Never Told
  166. Feb 5, 2013That Time I Had To Convince A Gang Banger Not To Kill Me and My Cousin: A True Story
  167. Feb 1, 2013A Plea To My Beautiful Readers….
  168. Jan 30, 2013Five F*cked Up Life Lessons I Learned From Movies
  169. Jan 29, 2013Six Hilariously Cheesy Nineties Music Videos (or) Six Homosexual Groups That Mostly Spell Their Name Wrong And PretendTo Be Straight
  170. Jan 28, 2013Six Awesome Fictional Drugs That I Would Actually Take
  171. Jan 25, 2013Do You Know What A Merkin Is
  172. Jan 23, 2013Remy Rant: How Open World Games Have Gotten Too Big For Their Own Britches
  173. Jan 22, 2013Violence, Mass Media, and Martyrs: Why Doesn’t Anyone Blame The News
  174. Jan 18, 2013Four Celebrities Who Diesturbated (Died While Masturbating)
  175. Jan 15, 2013Exile In Your Own Head: Why So Many Writers Kill Themselves
  176. Jan 14, 2013Django Unchained, Western Django, and the Unspoken Redemption of Christoph Waltz
  177. Jan 10, 2013Killer Joe: The Most Sexually Uncomfortable (Yet Oddly Enjoyable) Film I Have Seen in a Long Time
  178. Jan 9, 2013How Ashley Be”Came” the Queen of the Insects
  179. Jan 7, 2013The Stupidest Question You Can Ever Be Asked In A Relationship
  180. Jan 3, 2013The Battle of the Bears: TED Versus Teddy Ruxpin Freestyle Rap Battle (With Special Surprise Guests)
  181. Jan 1, 2013Director’s Cut: The Six Most Popular Posts from RemyCarreiro.com in 2012
  182. Dec 31, 2012And The Best TV Show Of Year Goes To…..
  183. Dec 28, 2012And The Best Video Game Of 2012 Goes To….
  184. Dec 27, 2012And The Best Album of 2012 Goes To…..
  185. Dec 26, 2012The Six Best Movies Of 2012
  186. Dec 20, 2012Faith In Humanity Restor…WTF
  187. Dec 19, 2012Let’s Say The World DOES End In A Few Days: What Would You Do Differently Today?
  188. Dec 17, 2012Bribery, Nepotism, and Juicing: The Bitter Truth Behind The Reindeer Games
  189. Dec 14, 2012The School Shooting: What Do You Even Say About Tragedies Like Today?
  190. Dec 13, 2012Five Movie Scenes (In Non-Horror Films) That Are Terribly Unsettling
  191. Dec 12, 2012Five Essential Movies To See While Tripping On Your Face Off
  192. Dec 11, 2012The Mall Santa: A Creepy And Outdated Ritual That Needs To Stop
  193. Dec 10, 2012Thank You (Or) How The Hell Did I Get A Million Readers?
  194. Dec 5, 2012Sex Scenes In Stuff You Watch With Your Parents: The Worst Things Ever
  195. Dec 4, 2012Listen, You Should Never Kill Yourself, But If You Do, You Should Kill Yourself By Fighting A Bear
  196. Nov 29, 2012Dead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
  197. Nov 28, 2012Surprise, You’re Dead: The Game That Will Change Your Life
  198. Nov 27, 2012Six Live Shows That Truly Changed My Life
  199. Nov 26, 2012Romeo and Juliet: The Most Vastly Misunderstood Love Story Ever
  200. Nov 21, 2012Thanksgiving: The Fattest, Rapiest Holiday Ever
  201. Nov 20, 2012How Dimebag Darrell Getting Shot On Stage Was The Most Metal Moment Of All Time
  202. Nov 19, 2012My Disney Trip From Hell Part 2: The Fingering Contest And My Molly Ringwald
  203. Nov 16, 2012Bear With Me (Or) Ten Hours Of Jake Singing About Bacon Pancakes
  204. Nov 14, 2012Is This An Article About Puppies Or Is This An Article About Suicide: Can It Be About Both?
  205. Nov 13, 2012Horror Movie Philosophy 101: Could You Kill A Child To Save Yourself Or Your Family
  206. Nov 12, 2012Sex and The Social Network: How The Mating Rituals Of Humans Have Changed In The Age of Facebook
  207. Nov 9, 2012Hacked Off Legs and Dead Lovers: How Season Three Of The Walking Dead Has Forever Changed Television
  208. Nov 8, 2012Cock Shots and Crysturbation: Five Incredibly WTF Moments From Mainstream Movies
  209. Nov 7, 2012An American Revolution Right Before Our Eyes: The Legalization Of Marijuana
  210. Nov 6, 2012The Five Most Deadly Sexual Positions Currently Banned From The Kama Sutra
  211. Nov 5, 2012Before and After: The Heart Breaking Implications Behind Sloth From The Goonies
  212. Nov 2, 2012A Year Full Of Fails (or) Two Hours Worth Of Videos Of Stupid People Getting Justifiably Hurt
  213. Nov 1, 2012Fuck This Shit! (A Gallery For Those Who Give Few Fucks)
  214. Oct 31, 2012Possessed Or Schizophrenic: The True Tale Of Anneliese Michel (Emily Rose)
  215. Oct 30, 2012The True Story Of “Max” And The Halloween Party Massacre
  216. Oct 29, 2012Sex With A Frankenstorm: Seducing Sandy In an Attempt To Keep Her Calm
  217. Oct 26, 2012Silly Spandex and Bouts Of Sadness: The High Cost Of Being A Superhero
  218. Oct 25, 2012Five Famous Celebrities I Dated And The Reasons It Didn’t Work Out
  219. Oct 24, 2012Five Horror Movies So Bad, I Am Dumber After Having Watched Them
  220. Oct 23, 2012A Life You Wouldn’t Wish On An Enemy: The Tragic And True Story Of Keanu Reeves
  221. Oct 22, 2012The Plymouth Diaries: That Time A Neo-Nazi Dosed Me With LSD
  222. Oct 19, 2012She’s The Kind Of Girl: A Retrospective On Some Of The Women I’ve Known
  223. Oct 18, 2012Two Epic Internet Threads On Two Major Sites Dedicated To Just How Much I Suck
  224. Oct 17, 2012Cheesy 80′s Movies: Seven Songs We All Secretly Love From The Soundtracks
  225. Oct 16, 2012Scarred and Feathered: The Very Best Of French Extreme Cinema
  226. Oct 15, 2012That Time I Stole A Quarter-Pound From The Mafia, But Gave It Back Because I Thought They Were Going To Kill My Dad (True Story)
  227. Oct 14, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Radiohead Scotch Mist Sessions
  228. Oct 12, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Chance
  229. Oct 12, 2012Five Things That Prove God Is Dead (or) The Most Nihilist Article Ever Published
  230. Oct 11, 2012Kit Kat Crust and Shrimp and Mayo Pizza: The Most Insane Pizzas Available At Pizza Huts All Over The World
  231. Oct 10, 2012This Article Reserved For Troy (last name withheld for his protection)
  232. Oct 10, 2012Balls and Bowie: My Interview With The Baby From Labyrinth
  233. Oct 9, 2012Watching Beyond The Black Rainbow Tripping My Face Off: A Drug-Induced Review Of A Mindf*ck Of A Film
  234. Oct 7, 2012Watch A Concert With Me Sunday: Nine Inch Nails at Woodstock, 1994
  235. Oct 6, 2012Play With Me Saturday: One Button Bob
  236. Oct 5, 2012Six Songs To Have Sex To: Best Sex Music
  237. Oct 4, 2012Soft Serve, Booze and Prizes: Why My Wake Will Be Awesome
  238. Oct 3, 2012The Presidential Debate: Mitt Zombie vs Barackula (politics I can understand)
  239. Oct 2, 2012The Perils Of Freelance Writing (Or) All The Stuff You Don’t Get To See
  240. Oct 1, 2012Video Games, Space and Journalism: My Interview With Paul Tassi of Unreality
  241. Sep 30, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Mama
  242. Sep 29, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Mega Man Versus Metroid
  243. Sep 28, 2012Paranormal Urban Exploration: Insane Asylum, My Haunting Experience With The Danvers State Hospital
  244. Sep 27, 2012The Maxx, Ren & Stimpy, Darkwing Duck: Remslist of the best cartoons, best animation of the 90′s
  245. Sep 26, 2012From Soda Machines To Elevators: Five Lifehacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Badass
  246. Sep 25, 2012They Drugged and Abandoned Me: My Disney Trip From Hell (A True Story)
  247. Sep 24, 2012The Six Best Drug-Fueled Books Ever Written (Part One)
  248. Sep 23, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Sebastian’s Voodoo
  249. Sep 22, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Magic Pen
  250. Sep 21, 2012The Six Best Nerd Proposals (Though There Are No Winners In Marriage, Really)
  251. Sep 20, 2012Five Celebrities I am Convinced Would Punch Me In The Face If We Met (and One I Would Like To Punch)
  252. Sep 19, 2012Five (Mostly Mainstream) Movies Where The Sex Was Real
  253. Sep 18, 2012That Time A Possessed Little Girl Talked To Me (or) Why Nightmares Are Wonderfully Necessary
  254. Sep 17, 2012They Say If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, You Shouldn’t Say Anything At All: A True Story
  255. Sep 17, 2012Bjork and Stimpy: The Ten Most Epic Animated Music Videos
  256. Sep 16, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Robbie
  257. Sep 14, 2012Play With Jake Saturday: Donkey Kong
  258. Sep 14, 2012Six Amazing Authors Who Tragically Took Their Own Lives
  259. Sep 13, 2012The Seven Best Zombie Games Ever Made
  260. Sep 12, 2012Six Honest Movies About Taboo Aspects of Relationships
  261. Sep 11, 2012From Scary to Sparkly: How Twilight Forever Ruined Vampires
  262. Sep 10, 2012Tripping Balls: Let’s Talk About Nutmeg
  263. Sep 9, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Portal (No Escape)
  264. Sep 8, 2012Play With Me Saturday: I Can Hold My Breath Forever
  265. Sep 7, 2012Geppetto (Or) He Makes Little Boys In There, You Know…
  266. Sep 6, 2012The Five Best and the Five Worst Horror Movies of 2012 (Thus Far)
  267. Sep 5, 2012An In-Depth Examination Of That One Toy You Had In Your House Growing Up That Scared The Crap Out Of You But You Never Told Anyone About
  268. Sep 4, 2012Six Hilariously Contagious Blooper Reels From Movies and TV
  269. Sep 3, 2012The Speech I Wrote For Christopher Walken (That He Doesn’t Know About)
  270. Sep 3, 2012Five Other Articles I Wrote For Five Other Sites On Five Wildly Varied Subjects (Or) How I Am The Douchiest Douche Who Ever Douched
  271. Sep 2, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Gift
  272. Sep 1, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Kung Fu (Remix)
  273. Aug 31, 2012Five Life-Affirming Videos of People Hearing For The First Time (Bring Kleenex)
  274. Aug 30, 2012That Time Half Of Estonia Wanted Me Dead For Inadvertently Insulting Their One Pop Star (A True Story)
  275. Aug 29, 2012Five Potential Plot Points For Season Three of The Walking Dead
  276. Aug 28, 2012Cannot Unsee: Ten Movies That Ruined Me
  277. Aug 26, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Blinky
  278. Aug 25, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Multitask
  279. Aug 24, 2012How That One Bug That Fell Behind Your Bed Might Not Actually Be Planning To Kill Your Family
  280. Aug 23, 2012Five Guys Ghetto Review: Dare I Say, The Best Review You Will Ever See For A Bacon Cheeseburger
  281. Aug 22, 20127 Hip Hop Songs (and Artists) That Perpetuate the Dehumanization of Women
  282. Aug 21, 2012Five Books That Changed My Life
  283. Aug 20, 2012How The Brady Bunch Perfectly Symbolizes the Decaying Moral Fiber of the American Family
  284. Aug 19, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: The Dark Side of OZ
  285. Aug 18, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Exmortis (2)
  286. Aug 17, 2012Six Amazingly Eighties Music Videos
  287. Aug 16, 20126 Videos That Just Might Restore Your Faith In Humanity
  288. Aug 15, 201210 Celebrities Who Tried To Kill Themselves (And Failed)
  289. Aug 14, 2012Race Wars, Bad Drugs, and Good Friends: The True Story Of My Youth in Plymouth. Part 1
  290. Aug 13, 2012Raptor on the Loose in Melbourne: Coolest Thing Ever
  291. Aug 13, 2012The Great Muppet Uprising (or) Another Metaphor For the Death of Innocence In Our Society
  292. Aug 11, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: Ruin
  293. Aug 10, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Skinny
  294. Aug 10, 2012Gender Ground Zero: How Men Have Ruined Women and Women Have Ruined Men
  295. Aug 9, 20126 Absurd Moments From Movies That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh
  296. Aug 8, 2012My Day At The Baby Battles: Worst Day Of My Life
  297. Aug 8, 2012Louis Ck’s Thought On Being White
  298. Aug 7, 2012Superhero Name or Metal Band: Can You Tell The Difference?
  299. Aug 6, 2012Overacting and Underacting: The Five Best Examples of Reactions in Film
  300. Aug 5, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Welcome To Hoxford
  301. Aug 4, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Every Day the Same Dream
  302. Aug 3, 2012Six Celebrities I Would Like To Have With Me For The Zombie Apocalypse
  303. Aug 2, 2012What The F*ck Is Up With Wolverine’s Hair?
  304. Aug 1, 2012Oddly Sexy (Part 3)
  305. Aug 1, 2012The Art of Gaslighting (or) How I Learned To Love Driving Someone Insane
  306. Jul 31, 20127 Hilarious Videos Of Animals Reacting To Being Surprised
  307. Jul 30, 2012Playing Laser Tag, Counseling Rape Victims, and Discovering Models: The 5 Most Insane Jobs I Have Ever Had
  308. Jul 29, 2012File This Under WTF: Chris Cornell Made An Album With Timbaland
  309. Jul 29, 2012Watch A Movie With Me Sunday: Triangle
  310. Jul 28, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Achievement Unlocked
  311. Jul 27, 2012The Mickey Mouse Cartoon That Might Make You Kill Yourself
  312. Jul 26, 20127 Amazing Horror Films Not Enough Of You Have Seen
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  318. Jul 22, 2012The Dark Knight Rises: An In-Depth Examination of the Movie and its Flaws.
  319. Jul 22, 2012Watch a Movie With Me Sunday: The Hitcher (Original)
  320. Jul 21, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Robot Unicorn Attack
  321. Jul 20, 2012Batman Shootings and Rape: What Is Sacred and When Is Too Soon?
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  330. Jul 16, 2012The 8 Most Freakishly Realistic Drug Sequences in Modern Cinema
  331. Jul 15, 2012Be Friends With Me: Rosario Dawson
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  333. Jul 14, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Puzzle Bobble
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  337. Jul 11, 20125 Blooper Reels From Incredibly Endearing Actresses That Will Only Make You Like Them More
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  346. Jul 6, 20125 Brilliant Comedians and Their Thoughts About Marijuana
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  350. Jul 5, 2012Better Than Bacon Contest #2: Turn Me Into A Meme
  351. Jul 4, 2012Happy July 4th: Now Bow Down Before The Unrelenting Power of Hypnotoad
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  356. Jun 30, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Neverending Light
  357. Jun 29, 201220 Haikus About Rage
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  360. Jun 27, 2012Carly Rae Jepsen Metal Version of Call Me Maybe
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  364. Jun 25, 2012Top 5 “Somebody That I Used To Know” Gotye Covers
  365. Jun 24, 2012The Saddest Day Ever In The Hundred Acre Wood
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  367. Jun 23, 2012Play With Me Saturday: QWOP
  368. Jun 22, 20125 Articles I Wrote That Are Better Than This One
  369. Jun 21, 20126 Freakish, Out Of Context Videos
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  374. Jun 18, 2012Better Than Bacon Picdump 4
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  376. Jun 17, 2012My 5 Favorite (Current) Adult Swim Shows
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  379. Jun 16, 2012Play With Me Saturday: Pretentious Game
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  391. Jun 11, 2012And The Winner For The First Official Better Than Bacon Contest Is…
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  400. Jun 7, 2012Saturday Morning Cartoons
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  425. Jun 2, 2012The First, Official, “Better Than Bacon” Contest
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  449. May 28, 2012Follow Me On Twitter.
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