You know, sometimes you just don’t want to have to wade through pretentious movie reviews where people like me idiotically dissect every angle and look for metaphors in every single frame of a fucking movie. Sometimes you just want one sentence to tell you whether or not a movie is good or worth watching. Fuck all the flowery, film-school talk. Let’s cut right to the chase here.
And yes, in many ways this is a follow-up to last article written on my site, but if you haven’t read it, it isn’t. I am unpredictable like that.