So I think I finally figured it out. I always kind of assumed this, but was never really sure, but now, I am sure. I enjoy watching horror movies because I enjoy watching people’s lives that are more fucked up than mine. No matter how bad your day is, it cannot be as bad as the person who is kept in a box, or tortured for the amusement of others. So that, in essence, is why I truly enjoy horror moves. It offers me escape into a world that is clearly so much worse than my own, that when I come back to my reality, post-film, my world all seems like a Disney movie in comparison. Wow, what a depressing reason to watch horror movies. Either way, I watch the shit out of them, and have pretty much seen every one ever made. Not saying that to sound cool, cuz if anything, it makes me sound like a loser-douche, but it’s true. Yet for some reason, I rarely actually review films, horror or not. Well, I figured this would be a great way to start, with one mass-review of some horror films that are out right now. Mostly good, one bad, which is pretty great, statistically speaking. Hope the rest of the year’s horror stays this fresh and startling. Also, if you guys have any classic or cult horror films you want me to review, comment and let me know. Am definitely open to suggestions. Okay, let’s start with the bad.