I have waited a long fucking time to tell this story. It has simmered inside me for two decades plus now, so I thought this would be the perfect way to begin my TWO WEEKS OF TERROR here at RemyCarreiro.com. I can honestly say this was one of the scariest moments of my life, but as you know from reading this site, there are quite a few of those. What sets this apart from some of those other situations is, I think this might be me at my youngest, in terms of the incidents I’ve shared. I was in the fourth grade when this happened to me, and I was always too scared to tell anyone. Hell, it is still pretty tough to talk about, to be honest. Someone wanting to murder you can do that to a person. Better out than in, I always say. Anyway, this is the true story of the time my classmate invited me over his house to play video games, and then trapped me in the basement and tried to stab me with a butcher knife. Thinking about this again is making me want to vomit. That is generally how I know a story is worthy of sharing with you all.