I was playing around with ideas in my head, and decided long ago that this would be a fun column to write, and I am my own boss, so what the fuck, am I gonna tell me I can’t do it? Hell no. I am just (sometimes) lazy and (obviously) a little burnt, so it kept slipping my mind. But for whatever reason, today it came back, so here we are. The first celeb in my “Celebrities I’d Like To Get Stoned With” column has to be Dave Grohl. Not only was this man a part of musical history, but he is one of the last artists in music who seems to actually have balls. He makes music that sounds like the music a band would make in a garage. Do you understand that is how rock is SUPPOSED to sound, because, at the heart of it, that is what rock n’ roll is? He also projects this air of no ego, which is even more mind-blowing considering his legacy in modern music. So, for that reason, I want to get stoned with Dave Grohl.