Why is NO ONE talking about this right now? It seems pretty major news for us all to just ignore. Are we ignoring it because it is so insane that, to even humor it, makes US seem retarded? Or are we not talking about it because in some insane way, it seems like it could MAYBE make sense? Either way, Michael Douglas just came out and said that he got throat cancer from eating pussy, and that same thing that GAVE him the throat cancer, H.P.V, also KILLED the throat cancer. I am sorry, but I just can’t leave this one alone yet. It is one of those things where my mind just keep saying “wtf” over and over in my head. Let’s explore this a bit, shall we? Not with our tongues, though. Atleast not until we know more. Just kidding. Eat away, my friends, Michael Douglas is either right or wrong, but if you are that intent on eating pussy, this probably won’t change your mind.