The True Story of the One Time I Was Slapped In The Face In Front Of My Entire School and Loved It (Kind Of)
I truly believe that every man worth his salt has one good “slapped in the face” story. I just see it as a coming-of-age type of thing. It doesn’t mean that slap was justified, and it may have made the person on the receiving end feel like an ass, but regardless, you once you get that moment, you can do with it what you please. For example, this situation I am about to talk about. When this happened to me, I pretty much wanted to crawl into a hole and die (the 500 or so witnesses didn’t help that feeling), but now that I am separated from the instance and have some healthy distance to re-evaluate what all went down that day, and I am truly grateful it happened. Why? Because it gave me this amazing story I am about to tell you right now, so in that sense, it was more than worth it. Fucked up, but more than worth it. Trust me, this is another mind blower. I would grab a drink before taking this ride, kids.