Dads are kinda badass, but often only when they need to be. If they could, they would chill and drink beer and watch TV all the time, but as soon as you fuck with their family, some primal shit kicks in. And nowhere is this trait exemplified quite like Hollywood. Think about it, how many times in real life has one of your friend’s Dads had to pretty much kill an entire third world Country just to ensure the safety of his child? Probably none, unless your life is way more exciting (and slightly more traumatizing) than mine. But if Hollywood is accurate, and we ALL know it is, all your Dads are just one bad day away from becoming a murderous yet heroic savage, willing to do whatever it takes to make sure his family, and maybe as a cool side plot, all the world, is safe. Here are five cinematic Dads who kick so much ass, their shoes stink of it.