Do you all know what Vine is? It is an app developed by Twitter that allows users to post six second videos. There seem to be two types of people alive right now. People who know and use Vine, and people who have no idea what it is, or why it exists. If you are in the second category, this article will make no sense to you. If you have read this far, it still counts as a page view for me, so feel free to go read something else. I, for one, am a Vine advocate. I think that the site is a fucking blast, and for people who use it right, it is very entertaining. But a new breed of asshole has popped up on Vine, and I am going to call them out indirectly with this piece as a sort of proverbial “warning shot”. The Vine thieves. If this shit continues, next article is going to start name dropping specific Vine users and putting ya’ll on blast, so you best check yourself now.
This is me being cordial to you for the last time.