Women are very complicated creatures. Men are stupid. Put those two things together and you have the makings for a disaster. The problem is, fate has aligned it so we LITERALLY need to put those two things together if we intend to further the population and stay alive as a species. So what do us (stupid) men need to do to further understand you (complicated) women. Well, I have an idea for one area of the male/female dynamic that just might change the game forever. I think women should find an app where they can easily access all the Super Mario Brothers sound effects. Something like THIS for example. I think that these women should then use those sound effects as easy cues for us men to know how coitus is going, what we could do better, and to hurry the fuck up. Here are five Super Mario Brothers sound effects all women should use during sex. Also,why is this only aimed at women? Well, if we used Mario sounds as Men, the only sound effect would be “fireball”, which would be the Super Mario version of ” I’m about to c*m.” Yeah, let’s avoid that, if we can. Also, guy using sound effects during sex at woman: weird as hell. Girls using sound effects during sex with guys: kind of kinky and awesome. Just saying.