I imagine it must be pretty transparent that I like weird shit by this point in our relationship. All you really have to do is check out this site for an hour or two to know I have natural leanings toward the weirder, darker aspects of life. Why is that? Because normal bores me. Normal has been done to death. And really, what is spectacular about normalcy? Nothing. Normal people don’t make history. Normal people don’t burn themselves into your memory. It is the weird shit that stands out, so even if you don’t admit it as openly as I, you love weird shit, too. Seriously, why else would you be here? That out-of-the-way, here are five truly strange moments from movies. Moments so weird, they almost feel like they don’t belong in the movie, yet they are moments you never, ever forget.
Everything is contextual.
Think about it, if you walked in on me punching a panda bear in the face, you would think I was a monster.
But if you walked in a half hour earlier,
and you saw that same panda tie me up and shoot my family,
then I wouldn’t be so wrong for punching it in the face, you see?
And it is the same way with videos.
A scene may make perfect sense in the middle of a movie or show,
but if you see it by itself and out of context, it can be a real mindf*ck.
Here are six videos from Youtube that I am going to show you, completely out of context.
I have no clue, really.
Seemed like a good idea five minutes ago.
Honestly, even in context, this first one makes no sense.
It is awesome though, you have to admit it.
And it makes me want pancakes.
Now onto this one.
What it this one?
We’re not telling, because then it might make sense,
which would ultimately be counter-productive to this post.
Just kidding, nothing could make that make sense.
Alright, this one just sucks,
out of context…
But seriously, sucked. I didn’t know video games could be so awkward.
Again, I’ll never tell, but this one stands on its own.
Just kidding, batshit insane.
Again, even in context, this is one still blows my mind.
You knew God and Satan had to work in here somehow, right?
Yeah, nothing odd there at all.
And perhaps the most classic, out of context clip ever.
Makes you think twice about bringing out the garbage, huh?
Yeah, me either.