Soma, from the book Brave New World, was the first fictitious drug I ended up ever hearing about. Yet, in an ironic twist of fate, Soma is an actual drug now (and an amazing Smashing Pumpkins song). The idea of a mass-produced drug, made to numb us all, actually being mass-produced, and made to numb us all, is rather disconcerting. In the same breath, if Soma became real, how far away are we from some of these other drugs becoming real? Well, realistically speaking, these drugs will never be actual drugs, but I had no idea how to open this article, so that Soma angle seemed to fit. Anyway, here are six fictitious drugs from movies and literature, that I would most likely take if I could. Not because I am insane, or a druggy, but because they sound (and in some cases, look) f*cking awesome. Be forewarned, the reported side-effects from this post are dizziness and nausea, with potential restless legs at bed time, which we all know is the worst time for restless legs.