If you are in a relationship, you are bound to be asked some incredibly stupid questions as a result of your partner’s glaring insecurities. That is just what love brings out in most people. And for the most part, you will placate them to make your own life easier. You will have a coworker, at some point, that your significant other will be convinced is constantly trying to fuck you, and that’s okay because they will have one that you are convinced is trying to fuck them. That is called relationships, people. And as shitty as it is, that is how they sometimes work. And in all honesty, the fear is of justified because someone, at some point, is going to want to fuck the person you love. You just have to hope the person you love loves you enough to want to fuck them back. And such insecurities lead the inevitable inquiry I am about to discuss now. While the inquiry I am talking about now is made to seem like a reasonable question, you need to be aware that it’s not. It is foolish, does nothing to benefit the relationship, and tends to put a huge wedge between you and your lover. So in essence, realize, it is okay to know this question is batshit insane and way out of line, and by no means, no matter WHAT the other person tells you, not only do you NOT have to answer it, but only an asshole would. What is that question, you ask…..