If you are in a relationship, you are bound to be asked some incredibly stupid questions as a result of your partner’s glaring insecurities. That is just what love brings out in most people. And for the most part, you will placate them to make your own life easier. You will have a coworker, at some point, that your significant other will be convinced is constantly trying to fuck you, and that’s okay because they will have one that you are convinced is trying to fuck them. That is called relationships, people. And as shitty as it is, that is how they sometimes work. And in all honesty, the fear is of justified because someone, at some point, is going to want to fuck the person you love. You just have to hope the person you love loves you enough to want to fuck them back. And such insecurities lead the inevitable inquiry I am about to discuss now. While the inquiry I am talking about now is made to seem like a reasonable question, you need to be aware that it’s not. It is foolish, does nothing to benefit the relationship, and tends to put a huge wedge between you and your lover. So in essence, realize, it is okay to know this question is batshit insane and way out of line, and by no means, no matter WHAT the other person tells you, not only do you NOT have to answer it, but only an asshole would. What is that question, you ask…..
Remember when Khal Drogo tore that shit up? Well, a great deal of us were walking to the kitchen to make a sandwich, because we were watching with our Dads.
There are various ways we can experience a sex scene in a movie, and each way we experience it yields a genuinely different reaction from us. Under the right circumstances, it can further the story and give the movie a much-needed shot to the arm. Also, it can be enjoyable to watch two attractive people screw each others brains out. We can all shake our heads, and people can act like what I just said was offensive, but we all know you wouldn’t kick Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean. But there are many elements that factor into how you experience a sex scene. From who you are with to where you are all factor in. The following list breaks down all the odd scenarios you can find yourself in when a sex scene comes on in a film you are watching, and some solid proof that you reactions are not only justified, but you are not alone in them. We have ALL been there at one time or another. Not sure if we should feel aroused or terrified, but pretty sure we are feeling both at once. And much like the title implies, the worst scenario of all is……
My doctor recently told me that, to move ahead in my life, I actually need to look backwards a bit. He told me that the only way one can truly progress is if they acknowledge some of the things they have been through. You cannot truly to come to terms with anything if you don’t atleast admit that it exists. And I realized he was right. Hearing that connected some loose wires in my brain, and I realized a big part of this is mourning. Accepting the deaths of certain things and being able to move beyond them. A good way for me to deal with my life, as a whole, is dealing with my past, and a huge part of that past is dating beautiful, famous woman who have no idea we dated. Truth be told, I don’t even have a doctor. Some homeless guy yelled all that to me when I was walking by him one day. Ah, love is a strange thing, indeed. (more…)