Why is it, once a year, your regard and safety for the well-being of your children goes completely out the window? Would you walk through a bus station until you saw an old fat guy with a long, white beard dressed all in red, and then sit your child on his lap and have your child whisper to him all his or her greatest desires? Well, that is basically what you do, but you do it at a mall, so, for some reason, you think it is okay. Let me put this another way. Not only do you put your child on some strange old man’s lap, but before you do it, you tell your child that it is the most important man in the world. That is what Santa is to children, whether you know it or not. He who brings the gifts hold all the power. And then you just pop your kid onto the guy’s pecker and stand back and take pictures. What the f*ck is wrong with you? I may ask you that multiple times in this article, but that is only so you ask yourself.