You think you know what goes on around Christmas. You think you understand the Santa mythos, and the core ideas of the reindeer games, but honestly, you people have no idea. Everything you have been taught about Santa and his Reindeer wrong. Lies perpetuated by pop culture, Christopher Columbus style. You actually think the eight famous reindeer that pull Santa’s sleigh are the exact same eight reindeer you were singing about when you were a child? Who, in turn, are supposed to be the same exact eight reindeer that were pulling Santa’s Sleigh when your Parent’s were singing those same songs, long before you were even born? You actually think that? Oh, it is not that simple. And this tale is sordid, so I recommend pulling up a tree trunk and lending an antler for the next few minutes. You are going to want to hear all of this. It won’t be easy to hear, but it is necessary so we can buck the these trends, pun intended.